Please, O'Mighty and All Knowing Sir, might I have my name and title back? I recently had breast reduction and I've been a good boy since my punishment was, justly I might add, administered. I've stopped casting dispersions upon your good name and all rumors concerning you that I've run across I've taken the time to set straight by informing the culprate how wrong he is and how lucky each member is to have such a caring and dilegent Super Mod. I know this request I ask of you is something you can cure with the wave of a single herculean arm and a few taps of the keyboard and thus ask you to do so in the most humble way.

I'd also like add that I'm not above picking up your dry cleaning, washing your car or slapping Mart just to keep you from dirtying your hands.

Juggenaut2148 to the Mighty Cycleon and begs for mercy.