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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    Barbie...i woke up last night...and it came to me


    Miss Goodbody.........
    Were you dreaming about me again Purple????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    yeah.....i'm trying to help ya get that "all powerful " name......
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Hey now....not a renta cop. Renta cops don't have to get tased and OC'd. Grrrrr
    I didn't mean that ugly just thinking in a cute sexy "rent me" sort of way. Okay I am stupid what is OC'd? Educate me, please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Hey now....not a renta cop. Renta cops don't have to get tased and OC'd. Grrrrr
    What's OC'd? And how dare you Texas? Rent-a-cop...and "rent me"... thems fightin' words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    What's OC'd? And how dare you Texas? Rent-a-cop...and "rent me"... thems fightin' words.
    Oh No, what do you mean????? Im a lover not a fighter.


    How about "Arresting Angel" or "AR body detective"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    What's OC'd? And how dare you Texas? Rent-a-cop...and "rent me"... thems fightin' words.
    I meant that in a rent-me to train you, not rent-me in a prostitue way. I wouldn't insult my new friend like that. She's the sweetest

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    Yeah, sure ¬_¬ @ TexasFitnessGirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    Yeah, sure ¬_¬ @ TexasFitnessGirl.
    Shut the **** up! Anyway did you find out what that OCd thing was from Barbi?

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    :Tsk: :roll eyes: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. And no, Barbi must be working hard and to busy to check this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    :Tsk: :roll eyes: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. And no, Barbi must be working hard and to busy to check this post.
    Will you throw up in my mouth?

    Quit jacking with Barbis thread u ass she wants a title!!!!!

    I like
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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    :Tsk: :roll eyes: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. And no, Barbi must be working hard and to busy to check this post.
    and what are you 5 years old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
    Will you throw up in my mouth?
    WTF? Is that some kind of sick fetish. Which ever does not turn you on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    WTF? Is that some kind of sick fetish. Which ever does not turn you on.
    What time are we going to the movies?

    Ok Barbi, how about...

    This is my last one

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    Right now at 2:15 when I get out of kinder garten.

    Bah, this thread is going to die with out response from Barbie. I'll just PM her and hope she replys.
    Last edited by 63190; 09-16-2004 at 09:58 AM.

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    I like "Arresting Angel" and if you ever jack my thread again...I'll tase you both!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Run away, run away!1111

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    HOLY CRAP, ive been on this board for 2 years too..But as you can tell im a real post whore

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    Kick your A-- is more like it. hehe!
    Just joking your awesome. Your the best lifting partner that I`ve worked out with. You should have a title.HB2

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