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  1. 09-20-2004, 11:29 AM #1
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    I feel a little sorry for myself today

    I woke up and felt as though I'm on some huge conveyor belt and can't get off or slow it down no matter what I do. I think the conveyor belt is a metaphor for life. Either that, or I'm just really horny and conveyor belts totally do it for me. I don't want to get older.
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  2. 09-20-2004, 11:34 AM #2
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    nathan's a toys-r-us kid
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  3. 09-20-2004, 12:07 PM #3
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    LMAO Poor Nathan
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  4. 09-20-2004, 01:02 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    nathan's a toys-r-us kid
    i was thinking more like jerry's kids.. hahahaha just kiddin bro
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  5. 09-20-2004, 03:59 PM #5
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    me phuckin either..
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  6. 09-20-2004, 04:46 PM #6
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    Agreed, being old is going to blow.
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  7. 09-20-2004, 11:27 PM #7
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    I should maybe have mentioned it was my birthday or was that understood? Just picking up a vibe that maybe my motives for whining like a little girl aren't exactly clear. I'm not a bitch. You don't even know me.
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  8. 09-20-2004, 11:30 PM #8
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    3 lines? Is that all you got on this most happy, sacred day (it better actually be your brithday!!!)
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  9. 09-21-2004, 07:22 AM #9
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    Happy Birthday Nathan ... you old fukker...
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  10. 09-21-2004, 07:29 AM #10
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    With age comes wisdom my friend... Wisdom in life and in lifting.. Lol there's a guy at my gym all sad n stuff cuz he's 32 and his elbows are getting bad.. Goes for active release, bought some new bodyglove acc... he said "got to try alternatives before I run steroids 24/7 for the rest of my life" lol
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  11. 09-21-2004, 08:23 AM #11
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    who said you were a bitch? go smoke your birthday bowl how old are ya now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    who said you were a bitch? go smoke your birthday bowl how old are ya now?
    He's drawing Canada Pension at age 24
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    lol, yes 24 so old. I'm sure he looks back at his childhood days when he had to hunt dinosaurs with a spear just to eat at night

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  14. 09-21-2004, 08:34 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    lol, yes 24 so old. I'm sure he looks back at his childhood days when he had to hunt dinosaurs with a spear just to eat at night

    Nathan Flinstone...

    Fuk man, I feel old, and I'm only 19
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  15. 09-21-2004, 11:28 AM #15
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    Whiners!!!!!!!!

    I'm 40 and I feel young!!!!
    Train hard, gear up, and tear it up. hehehe....
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    Happy Birthday Nathan. Come here for your birthday spanking

    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    I should maybe have mentioned it was my birthday or was that understood? Just picking up a vibe that maybe my motives for whining like a little girl aren't exactly clear. I'm not a bitch. You don't even know me.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  17. 09-25-2004, 07:00 AM #17
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    wasup barbi, Hey nathan I sent you a Pm bro
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  18. 10-02-2004, 01:13 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Happy Birthday Nathan. Come here for your birthday spanking
    Yikes. I'll be right there.

    I'm on it Rangerdude. I'm on it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
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