Oh, not in the tanning bed

[rockstarz_g]

For all you dudes who have been on Test before, dont you get the worst erections at the worst times. I mean, every girl at the taaning salon makes me f'n hard now. So, tell me I am not a total heathen for getting off in the tanning beds every now and then This should get some flames.

[hung-solo]

For all you dudes who have been on Test before, dont you get the worst erections at the worst times. I mean, every girl at the taaning salon makes me f'n hard now. So, tell me I am not a total heathen for getting off in the tanning beds every now and then This should get some flames.

hahahaha yeah i had to lift up on the **** top one time because mr happy was touching the ****ing top. hahahahaha funny you brought that up.. i just bring a stick to prop the **** thing up with now hahahahaha

[partyboynyc]

For all you dudes who have been on Test before, dont you get the worst erections at the worst times. I mean, every girl at the taaning salon makes me f'n hard now. So, tell me I am not a total heathen for getting off in the tanning beds every now and then This should get some flames.

it's all warm in there with hot little HS girls running all over the place. hey i'm always sporting an erection in tanning with all the test, but i have yet to jerk off as i need time to set the mood with candles, some aromatheraphy, and it's hard to use two hands as i always bang my elbows on the bed,haha

[Commando_Barbi]

Sigh ... Man Im glad I tan at an all female facility!!!!!!!!!!

[hung-solo]

Sigh ... Man Im glad I tan at an all female facility!!!!!!!!!!

are you sure? hahahaha... i have had sex many of times in the tanning room..something about screwing in places you least expect it... hmmm

[rockstarz_g]

Oh so I am not alone. Good deal. I know what partyboy is taling about. Seriously, it's like spying on the girls locker room and then getting all nude in the warm bed. I am going to stop on this thread. Hehe

[Juggernaut]

Well that does it, I'm positive I'll not go to one of those tanning beds now. hahahahaha

[Psychotron]

Sh!t, i still feel like im in high school when im walking around campus. Sit down in class if my freaking pants rub me the wrong way here comes a stiffy.

[Bryan2]

WTF thats pretty **** sick guys i have to admit thank goodness for the girls that get paid to walk around with the bleach and towel off those nasty beds!!!

Question though: Do you guys just leave the mess for them to clean up?

[Danielle]

WTF thats pretty **** sick guys i have to admit thank goodness for the girls that get paid to walk around with the bleach and towel off those nasty beds!!!

Question though: Do you guys just leave the mess for them to clean up?

they do a ****ty job.........i always clean it off before i go in........too many germs in there and who knows whose dirty naked body was on that bed a few minutes before you?

[Commando_Barbi]

they do a ****ty job.........i always clean it off before i go in........too many germs in there and who knows whose dirty naked body was on that bed a few minutes before you?

I'm with you.....I clean it before and after. Can't stand the thought of someone elses sweat on me. Now....ya gotta worry about guys leftovers in there too!!!!

[NoobJuice]

That's fukn sick bro's
Please tell me you guys don't flog the dolphin in the fukn booths
Jesus T I T S my son, keep that s h i t in the pen.

[decadbal]

dude im burning down that building if i get into a load of spooge

[Commando_Barbi]

Ewwww Man gonna have to wear a body condom to tan !!!

[SwoleCat]

Oh so I am not alone. Good deal. I know what partyboy is taling about. Seriously, it's like spying on the girls locker room and then getting all nude in the warm bed. I am going to stop on this thread. Hehe

I feel exactly what you're saying!

~SC~

[Phillyboy1]

and that is why i dont tan

[DocHoliday]

I used to work at a tanning bed. I never cleaned the tops. So guys...you better strap them stiffies to your belly!

[RussianVodka]

Ewwww Man gonna have to wear a body condom to tan !!!

Good idea;-)

[Panzerfaust]

Tanning is now out of the question for me.....i would hate to wake up the next day with a huge rash the size of a 50 cent piece on my back from where one of you perves left your duck butter in the tanning bed.

[TexasFitnessGirl]

Tanning is now out of the question for me.....i would hate to wake up the next day with a huge rash the size of a 50 cent piece on my back from where one of you perves left your duck butter in the tanning bed.

Duck butter?! Thats Funny!

Thanks now I cant tan without thinking abour hard ons!

Sex in the tanning bed was pretty cool!

[hung-solo]

Duck butter?! Thats Funny!

Thanks now I cant tan without thinking abour hard ons!

Sex in the tanning bed was pretty cool!

i enjoyed it! i just like hot, steamy, wet, rough, pig sex hahahahaahha

[Juggernaut]

Sex in the tanning bed was pretty cool!

You just can't throw something out there like this and not give a little detail! Start typing..........hang on.......I need a hand towel before you start. hahahahaha

[Juggernaut]

i enjoyed it! i just like hot, steamy, wet, rough, pig sex hahahahaahha

Pig sex?! No thank you.....freaky monkey sex sounds much better. Here, let's try it in a sentence:

Me; "Last night I had the wildest, most freaky monkey sex with my lady freind and now my toes won't uncurl!"

You; "last night I had the wildest, most freaky pig sex with my boyfriend and now my toes won't uncurl!"


Yeap, mine sounds better.

[hung-solo]

Pig sex?! No thank you.....freaky monkey sex sounds much better. Here, let's try it in a sentence:

Me; "Last night I had the wildest, most freaky monkey sex with my lady freind and now my toes won't uncurl!"

You; "last night I had the wildest, most freaky pig sex with my boyfriend and now my toes won't uncurl!"


Yeap, mine sounds better.

**** man i got that one from you bro! hahahaha but you are forgeting in n.c. there are a **** load of pigs and in fla. well a **** load of monkeys is the least i could say hahahahaha

[Juggernaut]

**** man i got that one from you bro! hahahaha but you are forgeting in n.c. there are a **** load of pigs and in fla. well a **** load of monkeys is the least i could say hahahahaha

Well, you know what they say.......monkey's make prime mates! Bwahahahahahahahaha Oh that's a good one.....got to write that one down. hahahahah

[hung-solo]

Well, you know what they say.......monkey's make prime mates! Bwahahahahahahahaha Oh that's a good one.....got to write that one down. hahahahah

hahahahahaha just written it! hahahahahahaa... it must have been an old african wise tale hahahahahah

[TexasFitnessGirl]

Pig sex?! No thank you.....freaky monkey sex sounds much better. Here, let's try it in a sentence:

Me; "Last night I had the wildest, most freaky monkey sex with my lady freind and now my toes won't uncurl!"

You; "last night I had the wildest, most freaky pig sex with my boyfriend and now my toes won't uncurl!"


Yeap, mine sounds better.

Monkey sex, pig sex, Why is this a turn on to me? I think I have a problem.

[hung-solo]

Monkey sex, pig sex, Why is this a turn on to me? I think I have a problem.

no dear if you start thinking about pinochio then you have a problem! hahhaha

[TexasFitnessGirl]

no dear if you start thinking about pinochio then you have a problem! hahhaha

Thanks Dr. Hung I was worried

[hung-solo]

Thanks Dr. Hung I was worried

you are very welcome, now that i will be 35$ co-pay please

[hung-solo]

Thanks Dr. Hung I was worried

you are very welcome, now that will be 35$ co-pay please

[hung-solo]

Thanks Dr. Hung I was worried

you are very welcome, now that will be 35$ co-pay please

[palme]

Monkey sex, pig sex, Why is this a turn on to me? I think I have a problem.

I like crazy monkey sex, nothing wrong with it.

[DevilsDeity]

i prefer "hot monkey love"

[co2boi]

Dam. I've learned so many "behind closed doors" thing on this board. Like people eating in the bathroom at work, masturbating in the tanning bed....I'll never look at a closed door the same way again

[juicehoe]

this is why i use the stand up tanning beds lol!

[TexasFitnessGirl]

you are very welcome, now that will be 35$ co-pay please

That's $105, WTF!!!!! Someone always trying to take advantage.

[PT]

For all you dudes who have been on Test before, dont you get the worst erections at the worst times. I mean, every girl at the taaning salon makes me f'n hard now. So, tell me I am not a total heathen for getting off in the tanning beds every now and then This should get some flames.

i usually try not to critisize others posts for i hate when its done to me. but i must step in here and say, that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard in my life. you realize you just cost me about $6000, because now i must go out and purchase my own tanning bed. i can not belive that any guy would even consider stroking his cock while tanning. why dont you start beating off before you tan. or go phuck one of those "hotties" in the room. the he11 with beating off thinking about phucking them, get out there and phuck them. i really will never tan in a public bed again because of this post and one by barbbie earlier today.

[Commando_Barbi]

What did I SAY?

I agreed it was GROSS!!! I tan in an all female fitness center so I don't have to worry about that grossness.

Sheesh!

i usually try not to critisize others posts for i hate when its done to me. but i must step in here and say, that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard in my life. you realize you just cost me about $6000, because now i must go out and purchase my own tanning bed. i can not belive that any guy would even consider stroking his cock while tanning. why dont you start beating off before you tan. or go phuck one of those "hotties" in the room. the he11 with beating off thinking about phucking them, get out there and phuck them. i really will never tan in a public bed again because of this post and one by barbbie earlier today.

[Commando_Barbi]

this is why i use the stand up tanning beds lol!

Do yo wear your shoes???? You think they make any effort to wipe the floor?????