What do u have in ur car for protection

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2004, 10:43 AM

I carry a large USMC Kabar in the glove compartment, a switchblade in my pocket, and i'm gonna get a shotgun rack soon.

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2004, 10:44 AM

...oh and my cup of chew spit also. I could always throw that on someone's face.

**Bigen12** · 10-08-2004, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

i'm gonna get a shotgun rack soon.

What part of the South are you from?????

I use to have one in my old 1969 GMC

**Red Ketchup** · 10-08-2004, 10:52 AM

I'm considering applying for my permit to carry concealed spoons!

Never underestimate the power of spoons! I can kill a man at 100 yards with a rusty spoon thru the heart!

Red

**GORILA-UNIT** · 10-08-2004, 04:53 PM

Ak47 with drum magazine,2 gernades,bulletproof vest,2handguns,rgb n a couple of knives,.....oh i forgot im not in middle east no more so just a base ball bat does the job

**Phillyboy1** · 10-08-2004, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by GORILA-UNIT

Ak47 with drum magazine,2 gernades,bulletproof vest,2handguns,rgb n a couple of knives,.....oh i forgot im not in middle east no more so just a base ball bat does the job

yeah i was about to say, you guys are getting a little out of hand. im in the ghetto ass off philly every day and i still dont carry a gun. whats amatter with you people? and especially the hicks that live in the boon docks. why do you guys need guns in your cars? scared a deer is gonna attack ya and try to jack your car? am i the last person that knows i have 9 weapons (fists,elbows,knees,feet, and head) attached to me at all times?

**itsallmental** · 10-08-2004, 09:19 PM

my fists.

**mass junkie** · 10-08-2004, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by itsallmental

my fists.

Bwahhhhhhhhhhh.....

**Tock** · 10-08-2004, 10:07 PM

A baseball bat, a rapier-sharp wit, and an insurance policy. Some unlicensed & uninsured guy ran into my front bumper last week (I was at a dead stop, no injuries), did $2500 in damage ($500 deductable) plus a rental car. The guy was lucky I forgot about the baseball bat, and his inability to speak english shielded him from my wit. All I'm out is $836 and a friendly disposition to immigrants. According to my insurance company , it seems that here in George Bush's sunny home state of Texas, between 25% and 50% of all the drivers on the roads are uninsured. So . . . if you ever visit this little spot of "Heaven on Earth" make sure you've got insurance in case some guy without it hits ya.
Good thing he hit me and not some little kid riding a bicycle.
-Tock

**itsallmental** · 10-08-2004, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Bwahhhhhhhhhhh.....

bitch, atleast i can reach the steering wheel.

**R.Gotti** · 10-08-2004, 11:40 PM

here is my Redneck alarm

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 10-09-2004, 01:22 AM

A Field Hockey stick....haha...it's funny 'cause it's true.

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 10-09-2004, 02:26 AM

large hunting knife
pittbul/rottie on occasion
machete
highlift jack (the handle)
lots of chains
3 C maglight
my fire badge and hidden EMS/FIRE lights (would you **** with someone carrying a badge of flashing the red n blues..could be a cop right)

i may get a gun someday. prob a .45...dont have much reason for one though

**Special K** · 10-09-2004, 02:51 AM

330 lbs of Great Danes and a nickle plated Desert Eagle .50 This baby will punch a grapefruit sized hole through the thickest skull and looks pretty sittin on my dash as I drive down Jane and Finch tempting the Jamaicans to jack me.For the boys and girls south of the border Toronto is a massive city of close to 3 million and the closest a Canadian city comes to an urban US city.Jane and Finch TO's version of South Central.Not trying to create a racial rant but the facts of living in this city speak for them selves. K

**Blown_SC** · 10-09-2004, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by Special K

330 lbs of Great Danes and a nickle plated Desert Eagle .50 This baby will punch a grapefruit sized hole through the thickest skull and looks pretty sittin on my dash as I drive down Jane and Finch tempting the dirty Jamaicans to jack me.For the boys and girls south of the border Toronto is a massive city of close to 4 million and the closest a Canadian city comes to an urban US city.Jane and Finch TO's version of South Central.

Hit the nail on the head...

**iNvid** · 10-09-2004, 09:34 AM

A paintball gun

**Red Ketchup** · 10-09-2004, 09:57 AM

A banana!

**SplinterCell** · 10-09-2004, 09:59 AM

Just me bro...just me...

**Red Ketchup** · 10-09-2004, 10:09 AM

I got a big black guy named Ben!

http://myboringlife.com/big_black/guy.html

**MASStermind** · 10-09-2004, 10:11 AM

How much protection does a great dane provide? I thought that breed has a very friendly disposition and their size and slowness make them easy targets for a doggy beatdown.

Originally Posted by Special K

330 lbs of Great Danes and a nickle plated Desert Eagle .50 This baby will punch a grapefruit sized hole through the thickest skull and looks pretty sittin on my dash as I drive down Jane and Finch tempting the dirty Jamaicans to jack me.For the boys and girls south of the border Toronto is a massive city of close to 4 million and the closest a Canadian city comes to an urban US city.Jane and Finch TO's version of South Central.

**decadbal** · 10-09-2004, 12:35 PM

handgun, but most ppl dont mess with me..

**The Baron** · 10-09-2004, 02:12 PM

Para-Ordnance P-10 .45. 10 rd mag and one up the snoot makes 11 rds of 45ACP in a gun smaller than a Colt Officer's model. So small my little finger curls under the base of the grip instead of on it. Nice for carry, so it goes in the vee-hikkle a lot. When I get some bucks though I want a real car gun, like a Desert Eagle in .50AE caliber. The 9 goes "pop!" The 45 goes "Bang" but the .50 goes "Ker-BLAMMO!!!" and that big black bore is excruciatingly scary, too.

**Hometown Hero** · 10-09-2004, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by t-money

Heckler & Koch USP .45 SS.

Usually if I get out of the car that does just fine...

T

Me to bro, just turned old enough to carry it in April.... has been in my glove box ever since. Only... I keep the clip out of it so I dont loose my head and do something I would regret. Id rather just pistol whip a mother****er then shoot them, but the clips there if all hell breaks loose.

**Special K** · 10-09-2004, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by MASStermind

How much protection does a great dane provide? I thought that breed has a very friendly disposition and their size and slowness make them easy targets for a doggy beatdown.

The dogs are not fixed and usaly pretty tame but as an owner let me reasure you my friend theses dogs are lean musuclar aggressive smart athletic I have seen the back yard breeding type dane your talking about and they make good pets a few health issues to deal with but mine a european bloodline.These mastiffs are the national dog of Germany and considered top of the working class and used for estate patrol, personal protection,big game hunting of any kind a different dog if you ask me compared to the ones you are referring to.Paid 2500.00 a piece with the crop,they are brothers,Canadian Champions,3 years old.I have 5 k in amps and subs in my jeep and with the dogs in the back I never have the top on and have no problems parking it anywhere and the stero always seems to be ok.Peace

**bermich** · 10-09-2004, 10:42 PM

A bazooka with super dooper laser sight. I'll blast em

**bermich** · 10-09-2004, 10:43 PM

I almost thought you were my brother for a second. Very close resemblance if you had a little more weight to ya. Weird.

**DADDYDBOL** · 10-09-2004, 10:55 PM

insurance

**cjp85** · 10-11-2004, 02:10 AM

Glock G21

**hung-solo** · 10-11-2004, 04:51 AM

9mm, with 11 little hollow point friends..

**Superhuman** · 10-11-2004, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

What part of the South are you from?????

I use to have one in my old 1969 GMC

I've lived in Georgia my whole life, but I've been in Colorado for a couple years of school. I'm moving back to good ol' dixie next summer.

**Bigen12** · 10-11-2004, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

I've lived in Georgia my whole life, but I've been in Colorado for a couple years of school. I'm moving back to good ol' dixie next summer.

I could tell

We will still be here!

**Superhuman** · 10-11-2004, 10:31 AM

...oh I forgot, I cyborg from the future gave my a high-powered plasma rifle and told me that my son will be leader of the resistance of the machines in 2034...

**decadbal** · 10-11-2004, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

my fire badge and hidden EMS/FIRE lights (would you **** with someone carrying a badge of flashing the red n blues..could be a cop right)

i may get a gun someday. prob a .45...dont have much reason for one though

what state u live in, most states less your a det, or a PO or SD, you cant have blue lights... felony for impersonation a PO... watch ya ass..

**biglouie250** · 10-11-2004, 11:11 AM

i dont use weapons, im not scared of an ass whiping....no sense in going to jail because a fight got out of control....

**nathanw21** · 10-11-2004, 11:27 AM

tee ball bat and a can of woop ass

**itsallmental** · 10-11-2004, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by nathanw21

tee ball bat and a can of woop ass

are you talkin about the `toys r us` t-ball set that made out of plastic?

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 10-13-2004, 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

what state u live in, most states less your a det, or a PO or SD, you cant have blue lights... felony for impersonation a PO... watch ya ass..

It would be illegal in GA, since blue is restricted for PD. I wouldnt say most states are like that, but many in the south are. In the north the colors kinda flip.

Im in Indiana. Blue can be for FD/EMS on POV for responding to stations and red is EMS/FD, and only rear facing on a POV. Green is also for EMS.

I am 100% legal. Many of my close friends are PD, and our station is a block next to the local PD. The always pull over out of my way in traffic as well when responding to something.

Im not sure what is allowed in GA. I know in FL, only red is allowed though.

**RON** · 10-13-2004, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by bermich

A bazooka with super dooper laser sight. I'll blast em

**** I though everyone in LA carried an AK-47. I only put my bazooka in when I drive down town

**Butch** · 10-13-2004, 09:20 AM

If someone was to car jack me....I would only ask that I can take my golf clubs with me...e.verything else is their's. I have a driver in my bag that I am very fond of...I can hit the fuker at least 360...without it I am lost. LMAO....course, I live in LA and the chances of the ghetto boys playing golf or slim to none....and slim just left the building!

My life is not worth a freaking car....that's why I have insurance!