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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    least its not the cufffed and waffled list..lol
    IF you were in my cuffs.........you'd like it
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    lmfao at cat carrier. For a second i though it was a real device used for cats.


    Try a trail of tuna. maybe some warm milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by l6873


    ...seems appropriate for this thread.


    It would work.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    It would work.. LOL
    dont matter, itd def worth a hefty exspensive testing process going thru possible 100,000 cats or kittens... sure kittens, they come in diff sizes and we must be prepared for fat cats and or anorexic..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    IF you were in my cuffs.........you'd like it
    i resist arrest.... and im a spitter..how gay is that..spitter..haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i resist arrest.... and im a spitter..how gay is that..spitter..haha
    If you spit on me I would have to tase you. You wouldn't be a sissy boy for long after that....but you would be crying for your mommy!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    If you spit on me I would have to tase you. You wouldn't be a sissy boy for long after that....but you would be crying for your mommy!
    taser, is the underground cop talk for sexually assualt me on a backstreeet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    taser, is the underground cop talk for sexually assualt me on a backstreeet?
    Works for ME if it works for you!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    LOL you guys are funny!!!

    Ok, serious answer though. I grew up on a farm with kittens everywhere. We would break up bread into little pieces and put milk in with it and the kittens would devour it. Plus I was young enough that I would sit near them and just read or whatever and eventually they'd get brave enough to come up and check you out....curiosity thing. Horses do the same thing in case you ever find one in your garage. lol

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    all these cuddle kitten stories are making me feel...gay... wheres blown when in eed him

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    AWESOME GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    funny really funny!

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    lmfao @ this thread,, i hate cats.
    i had to go to anger management when i was 14 for tying a string of m80's around my bud's neighbors cat and throwing it out the window. We both throught it was hilarious... right before it hit the ground.... bang bang bang bang bang..... ahhhh

    then i was arrested

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelxterminator
    lmfao @ this thread,, i hate cats.
    i had to go to anger management when i was 14 for tying a string of m80's around my bud's neighbors cat and throwing it out the window. We both throught it was hilarious... right before it hit the ground.... bang bang bang bang bang..... ahhhh

    then i was arrested
    I did the same kinda stuff with gophers. Dipped one in gasoline, lit it on fire and watched it run... for about 20 feet.

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    All i have to say is some of u are going to HELL

    That said heres the update.....I left some tuna out for the little guy but it doesnt look like he touched it. I tried picking the little guy up but he bit my finger. Thats ok though i know he must be scared to death. I put my cat create out im hoping when i get home tonight hes inside and i can take him to the vet. Poor thing is soooo skinny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Ur right milk might be better.

    Notice how im ignoring u guys....

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    milk is not good. you can possibly cause the kitten to have the ****s bad and thats not good especially if he is malnurished.. wet kitten food is best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    milk is not good. you can possibly cause the kitten to have the ****s bad and thats not good especially if he is malnurished.. wet kitten food is best.
    Thxs bro. I didnt put any milk out just water and tuna. I dont have any wet or kitten food either. I'll pick some up today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali
    LOL you guys are funny!!!

    Ok, serious answer though. I grew up on a farm with kittens everywhere. We would break up bread into little pieces and put milk in with it and the kittens would devour it. Plus I was young enough that I would sit near them and just read or whatever and eventually they'd get brave enough to come up and check you out....curiosity thing. Horses do the same thing in case you ever find one in your garage. lol
    she has a point, but i do still wouldnt use milk for a malnurished cat. it also works for calfs and deer fawns.

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    Ive got an idea......Grab the cat by its tail, swing it around furiously until your arm disclocates or you get incredibly dizzy. Then hurl the cat onto oncoming traffic on I-95.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Thxs bro. I didnt put any milk out just water and tuna. I dont have any wet or kitten food either. I'll pick some up today.
    much better.. personally i hate cats but thats what we do when we have one roaming the area.. catch him and take him to the pound. i wouldnt pay the vet bill on a cat i didnt own.. but you are doing a good thing. poor fella....by the way, dont put too much food out there he will get sick for eating so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    much better.. personally i hate cats but thats what we do when we have one roaming the area.. catch him and take him to the pound. i wouldnt pay the vet bill on a cat i didnt own.. but you are doing a good thing. poor fella....by the way, dont put too much food out there he will get sick for eating so much

    Thxs bro! Im a sucker for any animal. And to be honest id help a homeless animal before id help a homeless person.

    Maraxus bro ur going to hell....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Ive got an idea......Grab the cat by its tail, swing it around furiously until your arm disclocates or you get incredibly dizzy. Then hurl the cat onto oncoming traffic on I-95.
    hahaha as a kid we used to take my friends' small cats and use his mom's thigh master and lauch those ****ers across the room. hahahaha. they would land on the certains, tv, the wall, hell one of them hung on the ceiling.. so funny..

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Thxs bro! Im a sucker for any animal. And to be honest id help a homeless animal before id help a homeless person.

    Maraxus bro ur going to hell....

    OG

    yeah me too..by the way you could sell him to your local chinese food restaurant.. they would be glad to take care of him for you... would you like it deep fried or stir fried??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    smash it, before it betrays you and attacks u while u sleep... trust me kittens are deadly
    LMAO HAHAHA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    yeah me too..by the way you could sell him to your local chinese food restaurant.. they would be glad to take care of him for you... would you like it deep fried or stir fried??
    Kitten Chow Mein, or Sweet and Sour Tabby??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Kitten Chow Mein, or Sweet and Sour Tabby??

    with a side of "hoo flung poo"

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    Actually, Barbi's attachment is great. I'd definitley take the cat to the vet. If you put the box up high rather than on ground level the cat will probably feel safer to sleep in it. The height will give it a sense of security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKali
    Actually, Barbi's attachment is great. I'd definitley take the cat to the vet. If you put the box up high rather than on ground level the cat will probably feel safer to sleep in it. The height will give it a sense of security.

    I couldnt find a box so i put my cat create out. Im hoping when i get home he's inside. I called the vet, but they have no appointments available tonight. They said i could come in and wait......Looks like its going to be a loooong night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    I just found a kitten in my garage....
    Kill it and make a stew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Kill it and make a stew.

    *drool*

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    id eat it... the p#ssy i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    id eat it... the p#ssy i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    smash it, before it betrays you and attacks u while u sleep... trust me kittens are deadly

    That is from Phill Henry about 4 months ago. Its true. Kittens are ruthless.




    Just give it some food or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    That is from Phill Henry about 4 months ago. Its true. Kittens are ruthless.




    Just give it some food or something.
    who is phil henry....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    hahaha as a kid we used to take my friends' small cats and use his mom's thigh master and lauch those ****ers across the room. hahahaha. they would land on the certains, tv, the wall, hell one of them hung on the ceiling.. so funny..
    No.. what you do it put the cat on the end of a shovel.. (the square ones are best) and FLING!!! that sucker....

    Ive gotten over 150 ft...

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    OK update time...I know uv all been waiting patiently...

    Well, i got her out from behind the water heater and took her to the vet. After waiting an hour the vet said shes in pretty bad shape and recommended i take her to an emergency animal hospital. They want to keep her over night. The good news is she wont need a blood transfusion, but its going to cost me $475. bucks. The vet said she would call me before she went home with an update. I'll let everyone know what she says.....

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    475$$$ FUK THAT!!!! HOLY CRAP BRO, FOR A PET THAT AINT EVEN YOURS!! JESUS IF YOU HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY JUST FLOATING AROUND ILL PM YOU MY ADDY AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO ME!!!! I THINK MY DOG HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!! I NEED MONEY!!!

    YOU KNOW A BULLET IS ONLY LIKE 5 CENTS?!?! A ROCK AND A RIVER IS FREE!! ****!


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