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10-18-2004, 07:49 PM #41Originally Posted by Decadbal1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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10-18-2004, 07:49 PM #42
lmfao at cat carrier. For a second i though it was a real device used for cats.
Try a trail of tuna. maybe some warm milk
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10-18-2004, 07:51 PM #43Originally Posted by l6873
It would work.. LOL
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10-18-2004, 07:53 PM #44Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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10-18-2004, 07:54 PM #45Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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10-18-2004, 08:21 PM #46Originally Posted by Decadbal1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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10-18-2004, 08:30 PM #47Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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10-18-2004, 08:34 PM #48Originally Posted by Decadbal1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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10-18-2004, 09:14 PM #49
LOL you guys are funny!!!
Ok, serious answer though. I grew up on a farm with kittens everywhere. We would break up bread into little pieces and put milk in with it and the kittens would devour it. Plus I was young enough that I would sit near them and just read or whatever and eventually they'd get brave enough to come up and check you out....curiosity thing. Horses do the same thing in case you ever find one in your garage. lol
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10-18-2004, 09:18 PM #50
all these cuddle kitten stories are making me feel...gay... wheres blown when in eed him
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10-18-2004, 09:47 PM #51
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10-18-2004, 10:00 PM #52
AWESOME GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-18-2004, 10:06 PM #53
funny really funny!
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10-18-2004, 10:20 PM #54AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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hate you guys
Good man OGP
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10-18-2004, 10:29 PM #55
lmfao @ this thread,, i hate cats.
i had to go to anger management when i was 14 for tying a string of m80's around my bud's neighbors cat and throwing it out the window. We both throught it was hilarious... right before it hit the ground.... bang bang bang bang bang..... ahhhh
then i was arrested
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10-18-2004, 10:34 PM #56Originally Posted by angelxterminator
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10-19-2004, 06:37 AM #57
All i have to say is some of u are going to HELL
That said heres the update.....I left some tuna out for the little guy but it doesnt look like he touched it. I tried picking the little guy up but he bit my finger. Thats ok though i know he must be scared to death. I put my cat create out im hoping when i get home tonight hes inside and i can take him to the vet. Poor thing is soooo skinny...
OG
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10-19-2004, 06:43 AM #58Originally Posted by OGPackin
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10-19-2004, 06:46 AM #59Originally Posted by hung-solo
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10-19-2004, 06:48 AM #60Originally Posted by Cali
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10-19-2004, 06:52 AM #61
Ive got an idea......Grab the cat by its tail, swing it around furiously until your arm disclocates or you get incredibly dizzy. Then hurl the cat onto oncoming traffic on I-95.
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10-19-2004, 06:52 AM #62Originally Posted by OGPackin
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10-19-2004, 07:05 AM #63Originally Posted by hung-solo
Thxs bro! Im a sucker for any animal. And to be honest id help a homeless animal before id help a homeless person.
Maraxus bro ur going to hell....
OG
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10-19-2004, 07:52 AM #64Originally Posted by Maraxus
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10-19-2004, 07:53 AM #65Originally Posted by OGPackin
yeah me too..by the way you could sell him to your local chinese food restaurant.. they would be glad to take care of him for you... would you like it deep fried or stir fried??
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10-19-2004, 07:53 AM #66Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-19-2004, 08:09 AM #67Originally Posted by hung-solo
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10-19-2004, 08:10 AM #68Originally Posted by Bigen12
with a side of "hoo flung poo"
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10-19-2004, 11:46 AM #69
Kung Pao Kitty
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10-19-2004, 11:48 AM #70
Actually, Barbi's attachment is great. I'd definitley take the cat to the vet. If you put the box up high rather than on ground level the cat will probably feel safer to sleep in it. The height will give it a sense of security.
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10-19-2004, 11:55 AM #71Originally Posted by JKali
I couldnt find a box so i put my cat create out. Im hoping when i get home he's inside. I called the vet, but they have no appointments available tonight. They said i could come in and wait......Looks like its going to be a loooong night...
OG
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10-19-2004, 11:56 AM #72Originally Posted by OGPackin
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10-19-2004, 12:34 PM #73Originally Posted by Carlos_E
*drool*
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10-19-2004, 12:36 PM #74
id eat it... the p#ssy i mean
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10-19-2004, 01:08 PM #75Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-19-2004, 01:20 PM #76Originally Posted by Decadbal
That is from Phill Henry about 4 months ago. Its true. Kittens are ruthless.
Just give it some food or something.
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10-19-2004, 01:25 PM #77Originally Posted by bermich
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10-19-2004, 05:06 PM #78Originally Posted by hung-solo
Ive gotten over 150 ft...
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10-19-2004, 06:07 PM #79
OK update time...I know uv all been waiting patiently...
Well, i got her out from behind the water heater and took her to the vet. After waiting an hour the vet said shes in pretty bad shape and recommended i take her to an emergency animal hospital. They want to keep her over night. The good news is she wont need a blood transfusion, but its going to cost me $475. bucks. The vet said she would call me before she went home with an update. I'll let everyone know what she says.....
OG
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10-19-2004, 06:16 PM #80
475$$$ FUK THAT!!!! HOLY CRAP BRO, FOR A PET THAT AINT EVEN YOURS!! JESUS IF YOU HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY JUST FLOATING AROUND ILL PM YOU MY ADDY AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO ME!!!! I THINK MY DOG HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!! I NEED MONEY!!!
YOU KNOW A BULLET IS ONLY LIKE 5 CENTS?!?! A ROCK AND A RIVER IS FREE!! ****!
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