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    u mean three in the sack? lol

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    ive been with 2.
    The first one i met with a buddy at an irish bar that stays open till 3am. this woman just got off work at the new hard rock casino, she was blasted. she was married with 2 kids, 29 yr old. she followed me back to my house, bout a 30min drive and we rocked it solid. even nailed her the following morning. she had to go straight to work, hhaha gross.

    The 2nd was a chick i met on aol. she was 43 yr old, married but no kids. i chatted with her for about a year. she lived in miami area and she had to come to tampa for business. i met her out on a beach and after a few drinks we were rompin in one of those beach umbrella huts. noone was around. good times!!

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    You laugh....but I didn't know what a MILF was till I moved here and my daughter said one of her friends called me that!

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    What is a MILF?

    Mothers Injecting Letrozole Fina?



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    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You laugh....but I didn't know what a MILF was till I moved here and my daughter said one of her friends called me that!

    A milf and a cop

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    He was 19 that just grossed me out! LOL
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    He was 19 that just grossed me out! LOL
    what? The fact that he had more stamina then your vibrator

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    He was 19 that just grossed me out! LOL
    I was 17 and she was 39... she didnt seem to think so.

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    He was almost the age of my KID! hmmmm NO thanks
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    He was almost the age of my KID! hmmmm NO thanks
    So your not into younger guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    He was almost the age of my KID! hmmmm NO thanks
    Dam no younger guys eh.. what about 20?? lol.. grr wheres Texas fitness girl lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    So your not into younger guys?
    The youngest I've ever dated was 25. I was 36
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I'm 22 but i'm saving myself for princess

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I'm 22 but i'm saving myself for princess
    Coldstone might have something to say about that. Either way you'll die a virgin.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    ::raises hand:: I'm 26

    and have a criminal history (d.u.i)

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    yea Im marrying one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    what? The fact that he had more stamina then your vibrator

    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!



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    I want a milf

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    Gilf's are better!!!

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    It's not a milf story but has to do with age difference...I was going out with a guy like 13 years older than me...and I remember we were messing around one day and he said something jokingly like "Man where were you when I was 18?...lol"...all sexy-like...I had to kind of freeze for a minute...and the moment was almost ruined when I held my hand up...all fingers extended...and said "ummm...I was 5 years old"....eeesh...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    ::raises hand:: I'm 26

    and have a criminal history (d.u.i)
    You want me to rehabilitate you????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    It's not a milf story but has to do with age difference...I was going out with a guy like 13 years older than me...and I remember we were messing around one day and he said something jokingly like "Man where were you when I was 18?...lol"...all sexy-like...I had to kind of freeze for a minute...and the moment was almost ruined when I held my hand up...all fingers extended...and said "ummm...I was 5 years old"....eeesh...lol
    lol ummmm EEEWWWWWW LOL

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    I was 21 and he was 34...so I was definetely legal...just sounded so bad when I thought of it in those terms...I totally agreed....ewwww....Needless to say he soon showed that he infact..Acted like a 13 year old.....kicked the jerk to the curb

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    I was 21 and he was 34...so I was definetely legal...just sounded so bad when I thought of it in those terms...I totally agreed....ewwww....Needless to say he soon showed that he infact..Acted like a 13 year old.....kicked the jerk to the curb


    I like tough women...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You want me to rehabilitate you????

    could you?


    Ok

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    Did i mention that barely legal is good too

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I'm 22 but i'm saving myself for princess
    keep waiting.. lol

    as for the MILF thing.. apparently my mom is one according to my lil sisters friends ... and some of the guys i work with

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Hey im bored here at work.. But this super sexy MILF just came in.. Man there's something about a nice tight lookin 35 year old hmm hmmm hmmm . Anyone else out there love their MILFS? Got any stories?
    Used to bang this smoking hot 32 year old with a kid and a husband in college. She used to take real good care of me. I would drive her husband's BMW around all day and get my dick sucked in parking lots then go bang in my room. Best part was wathicng her on the phone talking to her husband while she rode my cock.

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    A milf is the best i had a 30 year old with three kids. She was so freaking hot that it was crazy sex. I met her in the club that i used to bounce at. It was her birthday and she was all alone. We started talking and then left to go to her house. She was a freaky one. I had sex with her 5 times then she ended up moving to New York so that was the last of her. I loved it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I must have accidently taken a right at Penthouse and ran smack into forum...always gettin lost...doh ...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    Used to bang this smoking hot 32 year old with a kid and a husband in college. She used to take real good care of me. I would drive her husband's BMW around all day and get my dick sucked in parking lots then go bang in my room. Best part was wathicng her on the phone talking to her husband while she rode my cock.
    Ya that was a bit over the top ! Amazing I can't type **** but you can type cock!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    Used to bang this smoking hot 32 year old with a kid and a husband in college. She used to take real good care of me. I would drive her husband's BMW around all day and get my dick sucked in parking lots then go bang in my room. Best part was wathicng her on the phone talking to her husband while she rode my cock.

    Is this something to brag about

    You and that bitch should both be shot.

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    agreed

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    I bang (sorry make love) to a milf 2-4 times everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    I was 21 and he was 34...so I was definetely legal...just sounded so bad when I thought of it in those terms...I totally agreed....ewwww....Needless to say he soon showed that he infact..Acted like a 13 year old.....kicked the jerk to the curb
    Lol I don't doubt it.. this is gonna sound like a line.. but if that's you in the avatar.. I met a girl last night who looks exactly like u!!!!!!!! its freaky!

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    I think I would go after a milf if she was single.. no cheating.. if shes cheating on her husband with me or u who knows where's shes been lol

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    WARNING, THE FOLLOWING LINK IS RATED AS AN ADULT SITE

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    http://www.spacethumbs.com/

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    lol atta boy messy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Is this something to brag about

    You and that bitch should both be shot.
    I don't see why, it's the woman who is in a relationship and it's her decision as to whether or not she wants to F around. I don't see why a guy who is lookin' to have fun should give a sh*t. If the woman can't be genuine to her hubby, well, tough sh*t. That's her bad, and that's for her and her "hubby" to work out.

    It's funny to me that when a guy has him woman/wife cheating on him, the first thing he wants to do is take it out on the OTHER GUY!!!!!! Stupid!!! You should be beating your b*tch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I don't see why, it's the woman who is in a relationship and it's her decision as to whether or not she wants to F around. I don't see why a guy who is lookin' to have fun should give a sh*t. If the woman can't be genuine to her hubby, well, tough sh*t. That's her bad, and that's for her and her "hubby" to work out.

    It's funny to me that when a guy has him woman/wife cheating on him, the first thing he wants to do is take it out on the OTHER GUY!!!!!! Stupid!!! You should be beating your b*tch.

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    Hahahah tru enough eh.. I think its because you can beat the other guy without getting in too much legal trouble! lol

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