Its that time of the night where we start to ask the serious questions....

[EastCoaster]

Ive got a better question for you..... who has cought a chick double clickin her mouse lol. I have yet to walk in on one of those... surely to god girls aren't telling the truth when they say they dont help themselves out.

Bro... it will never happen.

For startes, lets face it... women are a lot smarter than us. They never have, nor never will be caught.

Its like an urban legend... we know they do it, but nobody has actually ever seen it.

[EastCoaster]

when i was 14, my mom found a towel full of dry cum in my room, there was not a spot on it that cum did not cover it.....i stayed in my room for weeks after she told family members and her friends what she has found.....

Well... let me be the first to welcome Ron Jeremy to the board.

[Sage]

while i was in the room all that time, i was still going at it al least 3 times a day

[Hometown Hero]

It's all about the pleasing.. if she thinks your cock is not as good as her finger don't be offended.

Perhaps thats why I have yet to witness this

[Hometown Hero]

Bro... it will never happen.

For startes, lets face it... women are a lot smarter than us. They never have, nor never will be caught.

Its like an urban legend... we know they do it, but nobody has actually ever seen it.

Dude I know I can't stand that ****! It kills me to sit and watch a girl swear that she doesn't masturbate especially when i know better. Thats like saying girls dont fart it happens! You just arent around for it.

[ticboy]

WHAT!!!! YEA RIGHT.

The only time jerking off in public is accepted is when its around priests.

That is why they have confession...

the little cubicles have more privacy.

[EastCoaster]

Thats like saying girls dont fart it happens! You just arent around for it.

I'd like to touch on this issue for a moment if I may... I for one have witnessed the event of a girl farting. It was a moment and a smell I'll never forget... it may have been the worst smell I've ever smelt. You couldnt hear it coming, it was the defination of silent but deadly.

[ticboy]

I'd like to touch on this issue for a moment if I may... I for one have witnessed the event of a girl farting. It was a moment and a smell I'll never forget... it may have been the worst smell I've ever smelt. You couldnt hear it coming, it was the defination of silent but deadly.

That is one bad image, is uppose they spend all that time holding it in that something bad has to happen eventually

[Hometown Hero]

I'd like to touch on this issue for a moment if I may... I for one have witnessed the event of a girl farting. It was a moment and a smell I'll never forget... it may have been the worst smell I've ever smelt. You couldnt hear it coming, it was the defination of silent but deadly.

Ha Ha .... and then ofcourse there are those .. other farts lol. Seem to be especially frequent when you hit it from the back.

[Hometown Hero]

LoL Given the nature of the thread I think this is relevant....

[EastCoaster]

Ha Ha .... and then ofcourse there are those .. other farts lol. Seem to be especially frequent when you hit it from the back.

queef

[BigMike J]

wow.. where did everybody go

[EastCoaster]

Thats what I was thinkin?

[EastCoaster]

There was like 9 people viewing this thread for about 10 minutes, now everybody is gone. I think we grossed them out.

[BigMike J]

I was peeking at othe threads. It is slow

[BigMike J]

There was like 9 people viewing this thread for about 10 minutes, now everybody is gone. I think we grossed them out.

your prolly right.

[EastCoaster]

I need 5 more posts for 1000

[BigMike J]

Will you be a senior memeber then?? i forget.

[BigMike J]

wow i just broke the 2000 mark last nite and i'm already over 2100.. i been on here too **** much.

[EastCoaster]

I dunno what I'll be... lets find out

[EastCoaster]

1 more

[EastCoaster]

call me a whore

[EastCoaster]

I'm a senior!!!!!!

[Angelis]

Bro... it will never happen.

For startes, lets face it... women are a lot smarter than us. They never have, nor never will be caught.

Its like an urban legend... we know they do it, but nobody has actually ever seen it.

Actually I know it happens but I dont want to go into it... I have caught a woman masturabting but it was my sis and I dont wanna remember

[ticboy]

There was like 9 people viewing this thread for about 10 minutes, now everybody is gone. I think we grossed them out.

It was probably the 'girls farting' comment, no one wants to know that their girlfriend farts, haha

[EastCoaster]

Actually I know it happens but I dont want to go into it... I have caught a woman masturabting but it was my sis and I dont wanna remember

Back to the orginal subject... maybe you can help me out if you go into detail on this story.....

[bigol'legs]

Had to go.. im at home now (was at work)

Ok... confession time. I have NEVER been caught beating it. But i was 12 when i got caught getting head. My uncle came in the room... and she was going to town. I looked up, embarresed of course. But he smiled and closed the door.

COOL UNCLE!! lol

[EastCoaster]

Thats awesome

[EastCoaster]

I've got caught having sex before.... I was on vacation with my girl at ocean city a few years ago and we came up from the beach around noon to get some lunch, and the next thing you know... we're bumpin uglies.

Then the maids walked in to clean the room, but they didnt knock before hand. They walked out as fast as they walked in... I only caught the back of them as they closed the door.

[hung-solo]

Oh yea... the bathroom was clutch

[hung-solo]

Had to go.. im at home now (was at work)

Ok... confession time. I have NEVER been caught beating it. But i was 12 when i got caught getting head. My uncle came in the room... and she was going to town. I looked up, embarresed of course. But he smiled and closed the door.

COOL UNCLE!! lol

at 12? wtf? i was still playing with g.i. joes and shiit!! red rider bb guns not girls and head.. **** man! how old was she? 9 or maybe 10?? hahahha

[Juggernaut]

at 12? wtf? i was still playing with g.i. joes and shiit!! red rider bb guns not girls and head.. **** man! how old was she? 9 or maybe 10?? hahahha

Your implying it was a woman.....Big ol' didn't mention anything about which species he was reffering too. hahahahaha

[hung-solo]

Your implying it was a woman.....Big ol' didn't mention anything about which species he was reffering too. hahahahaha

true hahahaha, but he mentioned his uncle! hmmm? i wonder if his uncle is named michael?? hmmm?

[FCECC2]

man ive been caught by my sis and my brother a few times when i was young!!!

i was i dirty fuker too, whipping my dick on any piece of clothing that my hand could reach!! my parents were always joking about that... needless to say, it was embarrassing!!!

[Elysium]

at 12? wtf? i was still playing with g.i. joes and shiit!! red rider bb guns not girls and head.. **** man! how old was she? 9 or maybe 10?? hahahha

lol hahahaha... man getting head at 12 thats great, but kinda weird and makes u think how the girl was brought up.

[MASStermind]

I was jacking off upstairs to showtime and I looked down the stairs and my dad had been watching me for god knows how long with this really pissed off look on his face. Right when I made eye contact with him he ran up the stairs and beat the living **** outta me.

[Juggernaut]

I was jacking off upstairs to showtime and I looked down the stairs and my dad had been watching me for god knows how long with this really pissed off look on his face. Right when I made eye contact with him he ran up the stairs and beat the living **** outta me.

And do you know why? Cause you were sitting in his chair! Had you sat in moms chair he'd have never given it another thought. hahahahaha

[needmorestrength]

LOL.. OHH MAN have I got a story... we ripped this guy apart like there's no tomorrow... Grade 12.. this one kid's dad tells another kids dad bout it and it spreads fast.. Kid's watchin a prono and pullin the weed.. He's laying on the couch so he doesnt see his dad come in.. just as hes about to finish his business his dad walks up to the back of the couch, and leans over to scare him.. well lets just say he got a blast of milk uhhh I kid u not!!

[EastCoaster]

bump... cause this is a funny thread

[hung-solo]

LOL.. OHH MAN have I got a story... we ripped this guy apart like there's no tomorrow... Grade 12.. this one kid's dad tells another kids dad bout it and it spreads fast.. Kid's watchin a prono and pullin the weed.. He's laying on the couch so he doesnt see his dad come in.. just as hes about to finish his business his dad walks up to the back of the couch, and leans over to scare him.. well lets just say he got a blast of milk uhhh I kid u not!!

bahahahaahahahha dude i would never look at my dad the same way if i did that.. then you could be like see how mom felt! hahahahahaah eewww sick