Accepting Elite Elitiest applications

[needmorestrength]

without consulting my fellow Elitiest. Jonnytour, We have decided to open our ranks to 10 new members, so applications must begin here.. Plz as many PMs with payoffs or sexual favors as possible.

education, or lack there of
hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything
bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast
shoe size
pinky ring finger size
estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs
Amount of whip cream use on yourself or others
max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curl
Amount of Mcdonalds eaten every month
type of internet car u drive
how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required
why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less)
if your from America, why Canada is better than USA (this is non nego..)
WOMEN ENCOURAGED TO APPLY

after goign over the apps, we shall snottingly pic 10 new members and then allow you to "turn over" into this lavish lifestyle of internet richs..

Lol

let the games begin..

[Elliot]

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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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and he speaks of being elite.. what an oxymoron..

[Maraxus]

Being Canadian automatically makes you an un-elitist. So bugger off poser.

[needmorestrength]

If you insignifigants actually understood the money elite Canadians have.. but you can't count that high.. not your fault...

[Elliot]

If you insignifigants actually understood the money elite Canadians have.. but you can't count that high.. not your fault...

this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..

[needmorestrength]

this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..

Hahah tru enough eh.. nice to see our dollar coming up a bit.. Now I can come back to Florida for winters

[Blown_SC]

this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..

There was a day when ours was worth more you know ... and that day will come again...

Today's ER is at: 0.8177

[Elliot]

There was a day when ours was worth more you know ... and that day will come again...

Today's ER is at: 0.8177

like it matters.. serf..

[needmorestrength]

eh Elliot.. u want a beer eh?

[Maraxus]

Im aboot to stick my boot in your ass.

[Blown_SC]

like it matters.. serf..

You calling me a slave Boiee?!?...

[1badcamaro]

ok bro you are not an elite. FYI, decadbal and i are the only two on the board so you can in no way send out apps when you yourself are not part of the elites. WAIT, til the vanilla gorilla gets ahold of this.......hes not going to be a happy camper

[needmorestrength]

ok bro you are not an elite. FYI, decadbal and i are the only two on the board so you can in no way send out apps when you yourself are not part of the elites. WAIT, til the vanilla gorilla gets ahold of this.......hes not going to be a happy camper

Lol it was a joke man.. But once you can count I'll let you know what my elite ass is worth.. I

[needmorestrength]

Cant we all just get along

[decadbal]

Being Canadian automatically makes you an un-elitist. So bugger off poser.

im afraid your attempt to rejoin the small society myself and a few others are encircled with is denied. sorry, now go eat some ramen noodles, its my understanding they are a delicacy in trailor parks..

[needmorestrength]

im afraid your attempt to rejoin the small society myself and a few others are encircled with is denied. sorry, now go eat some ramen noodles, its my understanding they are a delicacy in trailor parks..

Actually we just purchased all Canadian trailor parks for our servants.. we do not wish them to have quarters in our home. The queen of England pointed out how unappropriate it was

[decadbal]

Actually we just purchased all Canadian trailor parks for our servants.. we do not wish them to have quarters in our home. The queen of England pointed out how unappropriate it was

anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..

[Blown_SC]

anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..

Ohhh boy lol...

[decadbal]

Ohhh boy lol...

blown is however considered american, i for one can attest he has swallowed enough of my DNA to be american, im sure many others here can do the same..

[1badcamaro]

blown is however considered american, i for one can attest he has swallowed enough of my DNA to be american, im sure many others here can do the same..

yes, we should note that swallowing deca 's dna is a mandatory part of becoming an elite, you may forgo this by swallowing mine however

[decadbal]

yes, we should note that swallowing deca 's dna is a mandatory part of becoming an elite, you may forgo this by swallowing mine however

******* point, i also note most have already here. so that would exempt only super newbs and you losers shant apply

[Blown_SC]

blown is however considered american, i for one can attest he has swallowed enough of my DNA to be american, im sure many others here can do the same..

Shiet.. I think you have me confused with OG.. we ALL know he loves Deca 's Dingaling...

[needmorestrength]

anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..

Please watch yourself. My mom is actually a decendent of the royal family. You are a very funny guy but that was actually a bit offensive

[OGPackin]

Shiet.. I think you have me confused with OG.. we ALL know he loves Deca 's Dingaling...

HA! Blown we all know why you have "Blown" in your screen name....

OG has spoken

[Elliot]

HA! Blown we all know why you have "Blown" in your screen name....

OG has spoken

It's Blown Super Charged :: wink :: :: wink ::

[OGPackin]

It's Blown Super Charged :: wink :: :: wink ::

More like Blown Super Cum Guzzler...He leaves the "G" off so no one really knows what it stands for...

OG has spoken

[Elliot]

More like Blown Super Cum Guzzler...He leaves the "G" off so no one really knows what it stands for...

OG has spoken

the boy does love his sperm guzzling..

[1badcamaro]

the boy does love his sperm guzzling..

what else can we say......the boy has a gift, why not use it

[jonnytour]

I do not appreciate the use of my name in this thread. I would never lay claim to the title of "Elite". This however does not mean that I am not proud of all that I have accomplished.

I am also proud to be a Canadian.....Therefore, Maraxus, please keep the Canuk hating comments to your narrow minded self!! You'll have quite a suprise when Canada invades the U.S. while you have sent all your defenses to fight in wars that never involved you in the first place, which seems to be an American strength. While all your "boys" are off fighting, we lowly Canadians will just walk in and take over using only our hockey sticks. You will be one of the first we single out for scientific experimentation (ie. pain tolerance in panzy @ss Ameicans, lack of knowledge, brain inactivity, tolerance level to our beer which will do strange and crazy things to you, etc.)

In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!

[Elliot]

I do not appreciate the use of my name in this thread. I would never lay claim to the title of "Elite". This however does not mean that I am not proud of all that I have accomplished.

I am also proud to be a Canadian.....Therefore, Maraxus, please keep the Canuk hating comments to your narrow minded self!! You'll have quite a suprise when Canada invades the U.S. while you have sent all your defenses to fight in wars that never involved you in the first place, which seems to be an American strength. While all your "boys" are off fighting, we lowly Canadians will just walk in and take over using only our hockey sticks. You will be one of the first we single out for scientific experimentation (ie. pain tolerance in panzy @ss Ameicans, lack of knowledge, brain inactivity, tolerance level to our beer which will do strange and crazy things to you, etc.)

In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!

as soon as i saw the i am canadian part i ignored your post.. this another reason why you shouldnt write in caps..

[Bigen12]

In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!

I hate to hear that Bro,

Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....

[NotSmall]

WTF is 'elite' about being American?
At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
Bow down colonial scum!

[jonnytour]

I hate to hear that Bro,

Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....

[OGPackin]

I hate to hear that Bro,

Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....

OG

[Elliot]

WTF is 'elite' about being American?
At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
Bow down colonial scum!

Ey mate how about u suck on a big one.. being in the near proximety of france makes u a panssy..

[jonnytour]

WTF is 'elite' about being American?
At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
Bow down colonial scum!

[Bigen12]

WTF is 'elite' about being American?
At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
Bow down colonial scum!

Oh Hell, now we got to hear from the D@mn English.....

As if Canadians aren’t enough....

Please spare me.....

[Maraxus]

WTF is 'elite' about being American?
At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
Bow down colonial scum!

We owned you bitches. Remember the Revolution!!!!

[NotSmall]

Ey mate how about u suck on a big one.. being in the near proximety of france makes u a panssy..

How eloquent!
Weren't you one of the guys running Canada down? I'd say that Canada is in your 'proximity' - seeing as you're attached to it simpleton.

[NotSmall]

We owned you bitches. Remember the Revolution!!!!

No it was us who owned you, literally, until we cast you off and disasociated ourselves from your dirty crime riddled nation.