The secret to Inner peace

[symatech]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start autumn we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. . . before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. . .
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace . . .

[chevy44]

i was looking forward to some good advice... instead i got a good laugh

[Pale Horse]

Did you learn that from Tony Robbins the Master of Self Transformation?

[symatech]

Heres some advice, I got it off the simpsons

space cyote: The problem Homer is that the mind is always chattering away, a million thoughts at once.

Homer: yeah that's me alright (empty breeze blows through his head)

space cyote: Clarity is the key, focus on one thought, and solve your problems.

[symatech]

Did you learn that from Tony Robbins the Master of Self Transformation?

I learned it from a chain e-mail

[1badcamaro]

you're silly

[*Narkissos*]

i is feezling very muchie peezfill

tanx zoo varry match symatech

varry varry match

[decadbal]

i acieve inner piece by yellin my ass off in traffic each moring, and saying what i really hate about everyday to those douchbag losers who i cant stop and killl...but one day i will