brain teaser

[pujols99]

ok guys, who can come up with the artist of the song title "Major Tom"?

This ground control to major tom????

[BigGreen]

ok guys, who can come up with the artist of the song title "Major Tom"?

This ground control to major tom????

Wasn't it Bowie?

[pujols99]

my girlfriend says yes, but I thought it was someone else.

[BigGreen]

my girlfriend says yes, but I thought it was someone else.

Your girlfriend and I are smart...and thus should procreate.

[BigGreen]

http://daize.puzzling.org/tabs/groundcontrol_lyric.html

Here ya go.

[KGBnine]

Your girlfriend and I are smart...and thus should procreate.

Ha! he's got you there!

[pujols99]

Thanks a ton B.G.

No matter what you look like, if you and my girl procreate your kids would look like gods and godesses(sp).... that kind of puts you in a win/win situation.

[BigGreen]

Thanks a ton B.G.

No matter what you look like, if you and my girl procreate your kids would look like gods and godesses(sp).... that kind of puts you in a win/win situation.

Excellent...though I've long maintained that if I *ever* have daughters they'd better be LATE bloomers. I can't deal with having a hottie 16 year old. Good god that would be the death of me.

[KGBnine]

Excellent...though I've long maintained that if I *ever* have daughters they'd better be LATE bloomers. I can't deal with having a hottie 16 year old. Good god that would be the death of me.

Aint that the truth.

[pujols99]

Then you've completely ruled out procreating with my girl! Because your daughter would be a HOTTIE!!! Now you see how the other half suffers.....

[BigGreen]

Then you've completely ruled out procreating with my girl! Because your daughter would be a HOTTIE!!! Now you see how the other half suffers.....

I'm convinced that I can control the biological sex of my children simply by concentrating really, really hard during the moment of conception. So no worries.

[pujols99]

uuuuuuuuuh yeah... that doesn't seem to work.


You got something else???

[BigGreen]

uuuuuuuuuh yeah... that doesn't seem to work.


You got something else???

Sell any female offspring to a life of servitude in the coal mines. It is the only way.

[pujols99]

you are my leader.... i will follow your next wishes...

[BigGreen]

you are my leader.... i will follow your next wishes...

Excellent...it's all coming together now.

[63190]

I think it's the amount of fat in their diets. Mexican chick tend to bloom early, but then by about freshman year, instead of the freshman 15 it's more like the freshman 30. And then it's all down hill from there.
So just keep 'em lean, and run thier asses off.

[mass junkie]

Your girlfriend and I are smart...and thus should procreate.

LMFAOOOOOOO