ideas needed! signing up on a sex dating site right now.

[Beefbody]

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

[TheDfromGC]

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

u want other people to describe yourself and tell u what ur looking for in a partner???

[houseofpain]

sounds very desperate.
~HOP

[Beefbody]

sometimes you guys read things wrong i know! just want ideas i mean this is a sex site. and im not desperate just want to try it for the fun of it ya know..
cant hold that against a bro

[Prime]

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

. a introduction title: Desparate male looking for female or post op transexual between 80lbs-800lbs for casual love making. Must supply own food and breathing equipment if a fatty.

2. describe myself: I am a sexually frustrated male, deparate for some action. Easy and a total slut when drunk. I smell mildly of fish but insignificant whencompared to my uncontrolable desire to say the alphabet backwards while screwing.

3. what am i looking for in a partner: Myself hopefully.

Copy this word for word and you will be gettin A+ ladies

[Sage]

this is the same guy who hides his gear in the dumpster and mad because his girl threw it away with everything else......grow up and get a life

[1badcamaro]

bad choice man, any girl that joins a site like this is already so dirty that no man she meets in public will hit it......bad bad move if you ask me. If you're that desperate, buy a hooker.

[tycin]

u wanna fuk hot bitches go to the club! its not hard to take home girls from there!

[GORILA-UNIT]

u want other people to describe yourself and tell u what ur looking for in a partner???

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lmao

[LeanMeOut]

So you got rid of your GF you were talking about in the steroid section?? The one who threw away your gear lol

[TheDfromGC]

u wanna fuk hot bitches go to the club! its not hard to take home girls from there!

i must be going to the wrong clubs...

[houseofpain]

just put desperate sexually frustrated male is searching for the following:
8-80 blind/crippled/crazy and if they cant walk you will carry them. i am sure you will do fine.
~HOP

[Rob]

So you got rid of your GF you were talking about in the steroid section?? The one who threw away your gear lol

lol sounds like it

[WS6_KID]

Well i'm glad you got rid of her.

I'd suggest looking around at what other guys are writing just to get a feel and make up your own, I wouldnt expect to get any real help here on this topic

[Trainhard]

everything turns into a mockery on this board.

i agree with ws6..

[Beefbody]

this is the same guy who hides his gear in the dumpster and mad because his girl threw it away with everything else......grow up and get a life

hey how bout you take a pill and die. retard. ya RETARD.....