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  1. 12-22-2004, 10:43 PM #1
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    Who's wife/ GF is like this???

    So about 3 weeks ago, she tells me exactly what she wants for christmas.. 10 things or so, written out on a piece of paper.

    I told her I wanted an xbox. I told here where to get it, what to get, and so on and so on. Well guess what... Today all the local stores are out, and she calls me and says.. i cant find an xbox. I had told her all the best places to get one, and best deals/ prices. Anyway, she cannot find one. So I said I'll find one and get it here by Friday. So I search all over the internet and finally find a decent deal. I buy it, and guess what... she's out of cash to pay me back... lol. I love my wife, i did her quicken, and I told her how much money she had, and she still could not afford to buy the one thing I wanted. Oh well, I guess I know how my dad felt when I was a kid.

    Bottom line.... I will have an Xbox for me and my son on X-mas morning!
    Cya online... I plan to destroy you with halo2!!!!!
    That means you OG!
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    LOL Poor baby!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

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  3. 12-22-2004, 10:48 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL Poor baby!!!

    I knew I would get some sympathy from you dear! your like my second wife!
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  4. 12-22-2004, 10:49 PM #4
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    I should clearify.. my son and I both wrote down on our Christmas wish list the exact same thing... x box + halo2...
    lol I'm a 30 yr old nerd!
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  5. 12-23-2004, 12:05 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    So about 3 weeks ago, she tells me exactly what she wants for christmas.. 10 things or so, written out on a piece of paper.

    I told her I wanted an xbox. I told here where to get it, what to get, and so on and so on. Well guess what... Today all the local stores are out, and she calls me and says.. i cant find an xbox. I had told her all the best places to get one, and best deals/ prices. Anyway, she cannot find one. So I said I'll find one and get it here by Friday. So I search all over the internet and finally find a decent deal. I buy it, and guess what... she's out of cash to pay me back... lol. I love my wife, i did her quicken, and I told her how much money she had, and she still could not afford to buy the one thing I wanted. Oh well, I guess I know how my dad felt when I was a kid.

    Bottom line.... I will have an Xbox for me and my son on X-mas morning!
    Cya online... I plan to destroy you with halo2!!!!!
    That means you OG!
    whats this "Her Money " "your Money " crap ? You are married arnt you ? Its all her money
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  6. 12-23-2004, 07:47 AM #6
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    oh man.. I soooo can wait till I have to get married lmao.. Well at least you and your son can have fun shooting ppl :P
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  7. 12-23-2004, 08:12 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    whats this "Her Money " "your Money " crap ? You are married arnt you ? Its all her money
    It's funny cuz it's true!!! Well, I guess it ain;t actually that funny. It is rather sad..... :'(
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    wow im nevver getting married
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  9. 12-23-2004, 08:18 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    So about 3 weeks ago, she tells me exactly what she wants for christmas.. 10 things or so, written out on a piece of paper.

    I told her I wanted an xbox. I told here where to get it, what to get, and so on and so on. Well guess what... Today all the local stores are out, and she calls me and says.. i cant find an xbox. I had told her all the best places to get one, and best deals/ prices. Anyway, she cannot find one. So I said I'll find one and get it here by Friday. So I search all over the internet and finally find a decent deal. I buy it, and guess what... she's out of cash to pay me back... lol. I love my wife, i did her quicken, and I told her how much money she had, and she still could not afford to buy the one thing I wanted. Oh well, I guess I know how my dad felt when I was a kid.

    Bottom line.... I will have an Xbox for me and my son on X-mas morning!
    Cya online... I plan to destroy you with halo2!!!!!
    That means you OG!
    Haha thats quite funny bro. Arent women spose to be the ones who always do their shopping early? Or earlier than men anyways?
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  10. 12-23-2004, 08:20 AM #10
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    I can relate and write probably a hundreds pages of examples. My wife is a spendaholic. I get kicked in the nuts at least once a week on stuff like this.
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  11. 12-23-2004, 08:21 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    whats this "Her Money " "your Money " crap ? You are married arnt you ? Its all her money

    hahaha...so true bro! Get used to it Jdawg...

    Ohhhh and your sooo gonna get blasted i cant wait....

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  12. 12-23-2004, 09:17 AM #12
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    You guys are right it is all her money
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  13. 12-23-2004, 09:51 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    whats this "Her Money " "your Money " crap ? You are married arnt you ? Its all her money
    someones been trained right!
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    PUT me on your FRIENDS LIST ITS ---- SMOKNBLIZZIEZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoobJuice
    PUT me on your FRIENDS LIST ITS ---- SMOKNBLIZZIEZ
    Bro that is that pic of your dog? I have two boxers!
    They are the best.
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    Talking Just can't Win

    JDawg, I forget this one it's pretty good. I had 3k saved for a vacation and she spent it all over a couple of months on what I do not really know Bath n Body sh*t, it's a mystery. Now she is bitching at me cause we aren't going on vacation WTF? I can't win. I told her to sh*t 3k and we'd be good to go. For some reason she didn't like that remark.
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    Sounds luike she has you wrapped my Brutha....must be a "Good Girl"....Lucky you!!! lol
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    Well other than spending (huge) she has it all. She is seeking counseling and turning over the cards today. We go thru this 4 times a yr, she starts superfreakinn in 3-4 weeks! lol Gotta have the plastic! She finds comfort in spending, I find irritation in spending!
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    all u want for xmas is an xbox and you get two front teeth..lol
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    Deca shut up biatch! You ain't got no woman.
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    WOW she sounds like a real keeper, might be time for a 4th wife?
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    Hitman who's ?
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    I'd kill her vic!
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    JDawg, it has been difficult. More than I can say.
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    sound like it boss
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Hitman who's ?

    Jdawgs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman
    Jdawgs.

    ??? not following you either boss? she's my first!
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    estrogen is evil

    Well, whatever the case estrogen is the EVIL ONE. It makes women insane. Us too!
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    hahah and this is why my idea of LONG TERM is a about 2-4 months lol
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    You dont buy yourself stuff for christmas ussually??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    You dont buy yourself stuff for christmas ussually??
    Your avitars too funny
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