Enough With This No BJ $hit!!!

**bermich** · 01-05-2005, 04:57 AM

Sorry to say this but if you dont have her trained to do it after a year, you are stuck with little or no BJs. If its only been a couple months, you can bluff and give her the speech that if she doesnt give blowies more often, you will get frustrated and get them elsewhere. It will get ugly during that conversation but the next sexual encounter, she will more than likely try to apeal to your needs.
Since it has been a year, you cant give her that speech cause she will say you lived without them for a year and you can keep on going without them.
She will also say she is not a very sexual person to begin with and that sort of thing just disgusts her.
She might be lying cause she is lazy and doesnt wanna give bjs or maybe she really doesnt like to.

Basically, if you havent taught her to like it by now, you are doomed or just find one that does.

**drdeath613** · 01-05-2005, 07:55 AM

lol i know your pain its like they think there above it . nevermind thats one of the reasons we picked them cuz they gave the best head out of them all now . now its like they think too good for a get down and dirty knob slobering good time

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

see. dont get married, dont date a girl over a year..women wonder why we cheat and lie..

Always ready to speak the truth

**HeavyHitter** · 01-05-2005, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Be Real

youre lucky your girl even does it. Mine wont have any of that. Says she cant fit that in her mouth.

thats funny.... my girl tried pullin that $hit to when we first started going out.

She adapted.....

**jonnytour** · 01-05-2005, 08:53 AM

5 years married and I very rarely get a BJ. Hell, I 'm lucky to get sex once a week! Talk about frustrated. I have talked to my wife about it and we are tying to change things up. Here's hopin!! (fingers crossed)

**ManzNumero1** · 01-05-2005, 08:57 AM

bj's when i'm on clomid = awesome = huge pornstar facial

**wildcatslady** · 01-05-2005, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

~Apologies to the ladies~ for being a little graphic BUT I, HeavyHitter, must make a stand, now and forever, for all Blow job Lovers......

I would like to know if there are others out there who have girlfriends, over a year, and dont experience your perfectly healthy and much appreciated number of blow jobs anymore. Is it me or do "over a year GF's" feel that they dont have to get their knees dirty anymore......

My question now is how does one increase that number again?
--I know the answer already.... just felt like venting and bringing something interesting to the board-- And yeas, when my GF and I started going out, she loved doin it too....

(Oral sex giving and taking is my most favorite thing in the world!!)

All im saying is that every once in a while (I'll give one every two weeks, not including automatic when on the rag) I want a BJ with out having to ask for it!! Is that tooooo much to ask for?????

thank you!

I enjoy doing that with my husband, me and him have been married a while, several years now, and it has never been an issue, I enjoy doing that, I do that a lot more than him going down on me. If I ever felt it was mandatory I would stop so fast it would make his head spin ( no pin intended ) maybe it's not her maybe it's you, if she loved doing it at first what changed? what's with the every two weeks, why put a number on it? and what does she get when it's that time of the month, you expect atuo bj she should get something too if you are expecting it, I am not by any means saying go down on her, but orgasms feel great when I am on my period helps with the cramping, I mean she could mastubate and you could help her out, just because you don't want to go anywhere below the waist does not mean we don't like being touched up top, you could assist her up there. just my thoughts on it.

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

I enjoy doing that with my husband, me and him have been married a while, several years now, and it has never been an issue, I enjoy doing that, I do that a lot more than him going down on me. If I ever felt it was mandatory I would stop so fast it would make his head spin ( no pin intended ) maybe it's not her maybe it's you, if she loved doing it at first what changed? what's with the every two weeks, why put a number on it? and what does she get when it's that time of the month, you expect atuo bj she should get something too if you are expecting it, I am not by any means saying go down on her, but orgasms feel great when I am on my period helps with the cramping, I mean she could mastubate and you could help her out, just because you don't want to go anywhere below the waist does not mean we don't like being touched up top, you could assist her up there. just my thoughts on it.

haha wow kinky

**wildcatslady** · 01-05-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

haha wow kinky

I'll take that as a complament

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

I'll take that as a complament

Lol I can only hope I marry someone like u

....however when on the rag I wouldn't expect to give or recieve

**palme** · 01-05-2005, 10:15 AM

Been with my girl for over 1½ year now and i get a bj when ever i want and some

She has even started to swallow now. Thats right my sperm tastes good! Good i tell you!! Delicius! Spermalicius!

Why feel guilty telling her what you want? Its about your needs and she's there to make you happy.
Before you ladies get upset it works 2 ways offcourse!

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Been with my girl for over 1½ year now and i get a bj when ever i want and some

She has even started to swallow now. Thats right my sperm tastes good! Good i tell you!! Delicius! Spermalicius!

Why feel guilty telling her what you want? Its about your needs and she's there to make you happy.
Before you ladies get upset it works 2 ways offcourse!

Tasted a lot of your own eh

lol

**palme** · 01-05-2005, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Tasted a lot of your own eh

lol

No but i should, cause it tastes so **** good! Ask juggy and mass they know.

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by palme

No but i should, cause it tastes so **** good! Ask juggy and mass they know.

ohhh OWNED lol

**HeavyHitter** · 01-05-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

I enjoy doing that with my husband, me and him have been married a while, several years now, and it has never been an issue, I enjoy doing that, I do that a lot more than him going down on me. If I ever felt it was mandatory I would stop so fast it would make his head spin ( no pin intended ) maybe it's not her maybe it's you, if she loved doing it at first what changed? what's with the every two weeks, why put a number on it? and what does she get when it's that time of the month, you expect atuo bj she should get something too if you are expecting it, I am not by any means saying go down on her, but orgasms feel great when I am on my period helps with the cramping, I mean she could mastubate and you could help her out, just because you don't want to go anywhere below the waist does not mean we don't like being touched up top, you could assist her up there. just my thoughts on it.

I see where your coming from and understand your points.... but in my situation, you are wrong. (1) It is defly not me.... Im that gross guy that will go down on my girl during her period

and/or after night out clubbing. i dont giva.... hehehehe (2) Nothing changed... thats why im venting... if anything, we have sex more then we did b/c we can stay at eachothers houses now. (yes, ppl i live w/ my parents) I dont want to put a number on it, it just feels necessary since it doesnt happen as much!! I never actually told her that.... c'mon now

im not that bad!! hahaha

(3) I can defly start going above the waist to set the mood more.... most of the time i am to excited/impatient and skip the booobi massage!!

thanks WCL!!

**HeavyHitter** · 01-05-2005, 11:30 AM

ooohhhhh and we always do the masterbating thing together she loves that!!! good call!! LOL

**palme** · 01-05-2005, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

ooohhhhh and we always do the masterbating thing together she loves that!!! good call!! LOL

Freaky! Never don that.

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

ooohhhhh and we always do the masterbating thing together she loves that!!! good call!! LOL

hahah that is awsome

**decadbal** · 01-05-2005, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

ooohhhhh and we always do the masterbating thing together she loves that!!! good call!! LOL

i always aim at her..after that they dont wnana again

**Juggernaut** · 01-05-2005, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by palme

No but i should, cause it tastes so **** good! Ask juggy and mass they know.

Only when you eat oranges! All other times it's like a salty old sock. hahahahahaha

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i always aim at her..after that they dont wnana again

hmmm aim for the eye

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i always aim at her..after that they dont wnana again

hmmm aim for the eye

**HeavyHitter** · 01-05-2005, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i always aim at her..after that they dont wnana again

depends if its a whooaahh or not.... i would never aim on my girl... but you any other, she better wear some glasses, right NMS!! LOL

jk ladies

**wildcatslady** · 01-05-2005, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

I see where your coming from and understand your points.... but in my situation, you are wrong. (1) It is defly not me.... Im that gross guy that will go down on my girl during her period

and/or after night out clubbing. i dont giva.... hehehehe (2) Nothing changed... thats why im venting... if anything, we have sex more then we did b/c we can stay at eachothers houses now. (yes, ppl i live w/ my parents) I dont want to put a number on it, it just feels necessary since it doesnt happen as much!! I never actually told her that.... c'mon now

im not that bad!! hahaha

(3) I can defly start going above the waist to set the mood more.... most of the time i am to excited/impatient and skip the booobi massage!!

thanks WCL!!

wow
Then I can see why you are venting, I don't have a clue

I would be frustrated too, good luck with it .

**wildcatslady** · 01-05-2005, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

I see where your coming from and understand your points.... but in my situation, you are wrong. (1) It is defly not me.... Im that gross guy that will go down on my girl during her period

and/or after night out clubbing. i dont giva.... hehehehe (2) Nothing changed... thats why im venting... if anything, we have sex more then we did b/c we can stay at eachothers houses now. (yes, ppl i live w/ my parents) I dont want to put a number on it, it just feels necessary since it doesnt happen as much!! I never actually told her that.... c'mon now

im not that bad!! hahaha

(3) I can defly start going above the waist to set the mood more.... most of the time i am to excited/impatient and skip the booobi massage!!

thanks WCL!!

wow
Then I can see why you are venting, I don't have a clue

I would be frustrated too, good luck with it .

**wildcatslady** · 01-05-2005, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

I see where your coming from and understand your points.... but in my situation, you are wrong. (1) It is defly not me.... Im that gross guy that will go down on my girl during her period

and/or after night out clubbing. i dont giva.... hehehehe (2) Nothing changed... thats why im venting... if anything, we have sex more then we did b/c we can stay at eachothers houses now. (yes, ppl i live w/ my parents) I dont want to put a number on it, it just feels necessary since it doesnt happen as much!! I never actually told her that.... c'mon now

im not that bad!! hahaha

(3) I can defly start going above the waist to set the mood more.... most of the time i am to excited/impatient and skip the booobi massage!!

thanks WCL!!

OH btw if things don't work out with her give me a call

oops dang I am married oh well never mind

and I also have no clue as to why my last post is up here twice

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

OH btw if things don't work out with her give me a call

oops dang I am married oh well never mind

and I also have no clue as to why my last post is up here twice

Sure offer him but not me

lol

**massff** · 01-05-2005, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by seanw

LMFAO

I have been married for twelve years and it aint just BJ's that have stopped let me tell ya !!!

I feel your pain, bro. Been married for 12 years as well. I know what you mean.

**Dally** · 01-05-2005, 11:30 PM

its the hardest thing wakin with wood and shes all nude and sh*T and your lazy and dont really wanna hump right away, but just dump some dump.

dude, I hear ya. Nothin like a real dirty bj with some ballage sucky/licky/dumpy in the mouthy.

ewwww yah.

but, then again Decadbal is right on the money here.... go out and get a new one if you aint getting it. Like nike .. JUST DO IT!

**wildcatslady** · 01-06-2005, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Sure offer him but not me

lol

awe I'm sorry I didn't see your post until after I replied to his, first come first serve, you could be my main squeeze or lick and I would just have to pleasure HH on the weekends

**needmorestrength** · 01-06-2005, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

awe I'm sorry I didn't see your post until after I replied to his, first come first serve, you could be my main squeeze or lick and I would just have to pleasure HH on the weekends

Well alright I guess... But i do get jelous :P

**HeavyHitter** · 01-06-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by wildcatslady

OH btw if things don't work out with her give me a call

oops dang I am married oh well never mind

and I also have no clue as to why my last post is up here twice

HAHAHA.... you just have to say when WCL!!!

**HeavyHitter** · 01-06-2005, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Sure offer him but not me

lol

See now why you gotta steal out of a brova's sugar bowl

WCL: As long as I can use my famous halls mentalyptous(sp) secret on ya.... Im all yours baby!!

**needmorestrength** · 01-06-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

See now why you gotta steal out of a brova's sugar bowl

WCL: As long as I can use my famous halls mentalyptous(sp) secret on ya.... Im all yours baby!!

Lol nice

**rugbyking** · 01-06-2005, 02:26 PM

i must be really lucky. my girl is always asking to do crazy things that ive never done before. last weekend we went and rented a porno to do it to. it was nice taggin my girl and watching briana banks suck a guy off. she already said that i can do anal on her if i get some ky. she gets really turned on by giving road head. she is very open to suggestion and she gets sexier underwear everytime i see her. victoria secret is her favorite store to shop at.

**needmorestrength** · 01-06-2005, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by rugbyking

i must be really lucky. my girl is always asking to do crazy things that ive never done before. last weekend we went and rented a porno to do it to. it was nice taggin my girl and watching briana banks suck a guy off. she already said that i can do anal on her if i get some ky. she gets really turned on by giving road head. she is very open to suggestion and she gets sexier underwear everytime i see her. victoria secret is her favorite store to shop at.

Lucky bastard