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    Hey. We got chicks in bikinis up here too!! Get them to jump outta the hot tub, roll around in the snow and jump back in! It's the greatest to see women in bikini's frolicking in the snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    Hey. We got chicks in bikinis up here too!! Get them to jump outta the hot tub, roll around in the snow and jump back in! It's the greatest to see women in bikini's frolicking in the snow.
    i'd rather c them on the beach and in the water! the bad thing about goin in ahot tub in the winter is u gotta get out urself and freeze ur nuts off! but ya seeing girls roll in snow in a bikini isnt bad either.
    and on another note theres not too many hot carribean women here in canada! especially rolling around in a bikini when its -20! LOL....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tycin
    i'd rather c them on the beach and in the water! the bad thing about goin in ahot tub in the winter is u gotta get out urself and freeze ur nuts off! but ya seeing girls roll in snow in a bikini isnt bad either.
    and on another note theres not too many hot carribean women here in canada! especially rolling around in a bikini when its -20! LOL....
    There is a decent variety of chix here. Wanna come visit?? Ya. I am just trying to make myself feel better. I wish I were down there with Nark, checkin' out the female flesh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    There is a decent variety of chix here. Wanna come visit?? Ya. I am just trying to make myself feel better. I wish I were down there with Nark, checkin' out the female flesh!
    im from canada too bro, there girls here but not enough.

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    **Female Flesh Spotted**

    Have you guys any preference?

    As i'm going to the beach today..thought i'd ogle a couple for you guys and tell 'em "this one's for Tycin"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    **Female Flesh Spotted**

    Have you guys any preference?

    As i'm going to the beach today..thought i'd ogle a couple for you guys and tell 'em "this one's for Tycin"
    LOL.... hhmmmm im pretty easy just make sure shes got nice big tities and one of those carribean asses i've heard about.

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    Caribbean asses?
    You mean like Big k.l.g.??
    sorry.. i don't want a woman who's got a big k.l.g. attached to her.

    Here we call those onion booties (butts that look so good they make you wanna cry).. BUMPERS (in dialect "Bumpahs")

    So from this point on .. you say "Gee bwoy...cud you get muh one o' dem girls wid de Big Bumpahs?"

    That was today's island phrase

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    Well guys.. i'm off to bed
    Got work in an hour.
    Yes..i do work.

    am i sad?

    Hell NO.

    I'm a Bartender in the caribbean.

    I wonder which muscle-shirt i should wear tonite...

    Well..anyway..enjoy your weekends guys

    Narkissos..signing out..of "Narkissos Island Adventure"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Caribbean asses?
    You mean like Big k.l.g.??
    sorry.. i don't want a woman who's got a big k.l.g. attached to her.

    Here we call those onion booties (butts that look so good they make you wanna cry).. BUMPERS (in dialect "Bumpahs")

    So from this point on .. you say "Gee bwoy...cud you get muh one o' dem girls wid de Big Bumpahs?"

    That was today's island phrase

    ok ill remember that phrase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Well guys.. i'm off to bed
    Got work in an hour.
    Yes..i do work.

    am i sad?

    Hell NO.

    I'm a Bartender in the caribbean.

    I wonder which muscle-shirt i should wear tonite...

    Well..anyway..enjoy your weekends guys

    Narkissos..signing out..of "Narkissos Island Adventure"

    rub it in a little more! assh@le LOL...

    peace bro.

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    I'm here ..where everybody at?

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    right here biatch, being bored.

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    how's the tough like of bartending in the barbados?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tycin
    how's the tough like of bartending in the barbados?
    His dad FIRED HIS ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    His dad FIRED HIS ASS!!
    really? sucka!

    j/k

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    Nah my dad was intoxicated at the time...
    When my mum asked what he did he said "Nothing"
    I went to work Friday and Saturday and he asked last nite "Why did you tell you mum you got fired?"
    I said "cus you told me so"
    Man's like.."no i didn't"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tycin
    really? sucka!

    j/k
    Sorry i was wrong. He was made "redundant"

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    I've always been Jealous of you
    I know Big K.

    OWNED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos

    Nah my dad was intoxicated at the time...
    When my mum asked what he did he said "Nothing"
    I went to work Friday and Saturday and he asked last nite "Why did you tell you mum you got fired?"
    I said "cus you told me so"
    Man's like.."no i didn't"

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Sorry i was wrong. He was made "redundant"
    Guess it's true what say abotu a woman scorned

    I'm sorry Best-Buddy

    I'm going to re-hire you as my Bar Wench

    I'll even let you wear that awful little titty-top you love to wear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Guess it's true what say abotu a woman scorned

    I'm sorry Best-Buddy

    I'm going to re-hire you as my Bar Wench

    I'll even let you wear that awful little titty-top you love to wear
    True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

    Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

    I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

    Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

    Shall i add more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

    Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

    I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

    Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

    Shall i add more?
    im starting to re-think coming down there, maybe ill hold off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

    Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

    I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

    Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

    Shall i add more?
    Lies...here's the truth
    The bar's Name "Donstone" (Like the Mafia...'Don' being the bad-ass grandfather type)

    Whenever Big K went there one of my boys offered him a drink...truth is.. Big K had started using proviron and looked thirsty as hell.

    No gay acts ever happened in my bathroom...i did get banned for banging a chick years back...and i did catch this dude banging a chick in there too...At my birthday party..All i could say was .."um..rock on"

    THe FINAL truth..Big K is only bitter cus he tried to set me up with 'chick'.. and i wouldn't go for it...(PM me for the details)

    As stated before

    he's a woman scorned

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    I'm late on this but ...

    byte me!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tycin
    im from canada too bro, there girls here but not enough.
    Pfffffff... Whatcha talking about? Québec has the beautifulest girls in the world and by thousands!

    Even Ontarians come here for the girls. You're **** sure we Quebecers aren't visiting Ontario for girls. There's no spring break trip to Ontario


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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Pfffffff... Whatcha talking about? Québec has the beautifulest girls in the world and by thousands!

    Even Ontarians come here for the girls. You're **** sure we Quebecers aren't visiting Ontario for girls. There's no spring break trip to Ontario

    they're french!! thats enough reason for me to never go to quebec!

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    Update... Ronnie Coleman was here yesterday..came in on a cruise ship.

    I Swear i felt my little island tilt on oneside

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    Quote Originally Posted by tycin
    they're french!! thats enough reason for me to never go to quebec!
    Goood! More for us!

    (one of the few things I like about living in this province is that it's not filled with WASPy uptight girls like the rest of Canada )

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Goood! More for us!

    (one of the few things I like about living in this province is that it's not filled with WASPy uptight girls like the rest of Canada )

    Red
    Where you from bro? I'm in Québec City... You?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Where you from bro? I'm in Québec City... You?
    Montréal, I'm in the waste-island

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