Results 1 to 10 of 10
Thread: For Bouncer
-
03-21-2002, 02:03 PM #1
For Bouncer
My wife suggested you might enjoy this...although it probably fits me (just ask everybody here ):
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know,
a pint goes flat after I draw it; ... it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in his usual manner.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking. It hasn't affected me brothers..."
-
03-21-2002, 03:37 PM #2Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Jan 2002
- Location
- The land of stars
- Posts
- 2,161
LOL....Nice one!!!!
-
03-21-2002, 03:43 PM #3
Good one Pete
-
03-21-2002, 07:59 PM #4Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- IRELAND.
- Posts
- 4,185
Good one. Never heard it before.
Bouncer
-
03-21-2002, 08:15 PM #5
I'll be using that one tomorrow with me Irish friends ya know!
-
03-21-2002, 08:38 PM #6
Funny pete !!!!!!!!!!!!1
-
03-22-2002, 08:10 AM #7
bravo !!
-
03-22-2002, 09:29 AM #8Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- IRELAND.
- Posts
- 4,185
-
03-22-2002, 01:11 PM #9
Fucken classic!
-
03-22-2002, 05:16 PM #10Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/gree...prostitute.asp
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/gree...p_shamrock.asp
These were terrific Bouncer, thanks bro
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Dutasteride dosage while on and...
Today, 06:43 AM in ANABOLIC STEROIDS - QUESTIONS & ANSWERS