Diesel: is it better than gas? or Does deisel suck?

[Juggernaut]

Diesel, where have you been young man? We’ve all been worried….Cycleon hasn’t slept (with a woman) in days. Some of the other members were thinking of forming a search part but ended up distracted by a thread bdtr posted the other day. Rumor had it you were fish mongering at pier 29 ½ in San Francisco but I wasn’t buying it. Good to see you again.

Oh, the reason for this thread as opposed to a PM? Someone a while back had a thread about who was one of the biggest bros on the board and I threw your name in the hat but no one believed me so this here’s my proof.

To the other members in the pool……………….if the date you picked in a dead pool passes and the ****er is still living…………….does that mean you lost? What a waste of a nickel….I swear I never win.

Hahahahahahahaha

[BDTR]

I for one am happy to see em back.

[Diesel]

give me a minute.....I'm laughing to hard to respond...(seriously)

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[BDTR]

As for this deadpool, im sure lots have money on me. But i'm outlivin' all you suckers!

[Mr. Sparkle]

I too am glad you see you posting!

[Diesel]

I've been busy picking out my new XJ.

[Juggernaut]

As for this deadpool, im sure lots have money on me. But i'm outlivin' all you suckers!

August 23, 2057 4:00 AM EST (You'll choke ona waffle......ad there will be syrup on your arm) And don't let me down like Deisel....I promised the winnings to my grankids.

[Diesel]

Honestly though...between the my newborn son and running my company (which was bankrupt when I bought it and is now making money) training, etc, etc...

There just were not enough hours in the day sometimes. I am back though. Mostly during the day and some at night.

Good to know I was missed by you though Juggy.

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[Juggernaut]

I've been busy picking out my new XJ.

Does it come with a shoehorn?!! Hahaha That's like fitting bdtr into a VW bug! hahahahahaha

Did you all ready get it? What color? God I hate you....you do know that right?

[BDTR]

Or a massive stroke tomorrow. That's what i got my money on

August 23, 2057 4:00 AM EST (You'll choke ona waffle......ad there will be syrup on your arm) And don't let me down like Deisel....I promised the winnings to my grankids.

[Juggernaut]

Or a massive stroke tomorrow. That's what i got my money on

Waste of cash.....you'll out live us all. You're like the Keith Richards of Anabolic Review. hahahahahaha

[Diesel]

Actually the XJ is bigger than the S-Type. You may be thinking of the XK??

Black...loaded....all aluminum chassis....V8....sucker flies!

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[BDTR]

That was signature quality, thanks.

Waste of cash.....you'll out live us all. You're like the Keith Richards of Anabolic Review. hahahahahaha

[Juggernaut]

Actually the XJ is bigger than the S-Type. You may be thinking of the XK??

Black...loaded....all aluminum chassis....V8....sucker flies!

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I'm seriously considering sleeping with you. hahaahahah

A very sweet ride indeed. I'll bet you feel impotent in that baby........however, at it's merely at technicality, but we have to take away 3 cool points for the baby seat in the back.

[Juggernaut]

That was signature quality, thanks.

*Sniff* this is like my proudest moment......and I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me to reach this wonderful moment in time....you know who you are....no, not you....yes...yes you.

[BDTR]

If i die tomorrow, my signature will remain as a haunting irony and you will forever be known as a jinx.

[FCECC2]

If i die tomorrow, my signature will remain as a haunting irony and you will forever be known as a jinx.

bahahahah!!! poor juggy!!!

[Juggernaut]

If i die tomorrow, my signature will remain as a haunting irony and you will forever be known as a jinx.

Ahhh but you see, that'll never happen. I'm the one with the worlds worst luck....crap happens to me none stop. However, everyone, and I do mean everyone, around me, knows me or has heard of me has the best luck in the world.....it's like I suck the bad luck life force out of people and replace it with good luck. I'm like that ugly ****ing troll the little old lady puts up in front of her at the bingo hall. hahahahaha

[BDTR]

I'm considering faking my death, getting plastic surgery and moving out of the country just to make you look like an ass You'll be known as the curse that killed BDTR. Good luck!

[Diesel]

but we have to take away 3 cool points for the baby seat in the back.

Unless my son is in it........he is a chick magnet!


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[Juggernaut]

I'm considering faking my death, getting plastic surgery and moving out of the country just to make you look like an ass You'll be known as the curse that killed BDTR. Good luck!

Hahahahahahahahahahaah And you'd do it too you BASTARD! hahahahahaha

And from that date on we'd have guys popping in to report having seen you somewhere pumping gas or delivering pizza's! Sort of like Elvis spottings. hahahahaha

[BDTR]

I could really be a legend huh?

[Juggernaut]

Unless my son is in it........he is a chick magnet!


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Granted.....baby son will get you fifty cool points with chicks..no doubt! However, it'll cost you 1150 points if the wife catches you.....bad odds there bro. hahahahaha

[Juggernaut]

I could really be a legend huh?

please....you fart and we read about it in the next issue of M&F. hahahaha

[Diesel]

Granted.....baby son will get you fifty cool points with chicks..no doubt! However, it'll cost you 1150 points if the wife catches you.....bad odds there bro. hahahahaha

Very true...then I would have to sell it and drive a 71 nova wouldn't I?

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[Diesel]

I could really be a legend huh?

I think the story of you getting shot may have done that.

50 cent is that you?

[Dude-Man]

I could really be a legend huh?

Easy there machiavelli. You've already blown it with suggestion.

Note to the educated who will call me out on this. Yes, i know he didn't fake his own death. But he is closely associated with the idea of it, and mostly only that. I would've gone with elvis, or jfk, but as we all know, they're dead and are known for a lot more than just conspiracy.

[BDTR]

I just need to die really tragic. Like get attacked by ninjas with chainsaws in my gym and manage to take out 20 of them with a 200 lb dumbell being swung with one arm then trip over someones dumbell they left on the ground and die.

[Dude-Man]

I just need to die really tragic. Like get attacked by ninjas with chainsaws in my gym and manage to take out 20 of them with a 200 lb dumbell being swung with one arm then trip over someones dumbell they left on the ground and die.

everybody knows that Ninjas only attack pirates.

reference:

www.realultimatepower.net

[BDTR]

Hmmm, maybe robot aliens then?

[Dude-Man]

Hmmm, maybe robot aliens then?

that would be ****ing awesome. maybe you could get some of them to self destruct too.

[BDTR]

I've been reading up on the robot alien self destruct death touch, but so far evidence on it working right is just circumstantial.

[gya321]

I just need to die really tragic. Like get attacked by ninjas with chainsaws in my gym and manage to take out 20 of them with a 200 lb dumbell being swung with one arm then trip over someones dumbell they left on the ground and die.

Thats about right, the ninjas dont phase you at all but that d@mn dumnbell left on the floor is the end of you

[Juggernaut]

I think the story of you getting shot may have done that.

50 cent is that you?

****! Now that was funny. 50 cent is that you.............Bwahahahahaha

[*Narkissos*]

@ this whole thread...

Juggy OMG!

[Juggernaut]

Pay attention you newer bros.....this is proper post whoring. A work of art really.