time to go to the stupid ****ing strip club again

[redmeat]

Yippee skippy. Time to go look at boobs and eat eggs and be bored. The life of a bouncer.

[Pale Horse]

Yes they all look alike after so long.

[*Narkissos*]

Yea 1Vic..like you've seen many real-life boobies

[redmeat]

Tonight should be interesting. Spaghetti wrestling. Hopefully one of them will get knocked out.

[needmorestrength]

better then watching guys in spandex at the gym

[Pale Horse]

Bitch shut up! My mom just got back and didn't call me she stays in St (something) parish. Good thing your ass had a bullesye on it! Anyway i lived with a stripper for many years , I have seen more mammary glands than there are stars in the sky.

[Rob]

Tonight should be interesting. Spaghetti wrestling. Hopefully one of them will get knocked out.

if your still hungry from last night..you can eat the spaghetti when the match is done

[Pale Horse]

ewwwwwwwww gross.

[GetinBig]

better then watching guys in spandex at the gym

Yeah but you know you like it....

[needmorestrength]

Yeah but you know you like it....

listen we had this converstion no matter how many times you ask I will NOT surf your butt

[*Narkissos*]

Vic..she came and left?
I thought we were supposed to hang out?

[Pale Horse]

I wanted her to. This is the first year she has went without calling in 15+ years.

[irish bulldog]

lucky lucky boys,we dont have any strip joints over here,that why going on holiday is so ****ing great.

[Pale Horse]

they really are a waste of time and money, those women are there on a mission. It's not to take you home, it's to get all of your money.

[irish bulldog]

true theres a lot of fakeness in the strip joints it makes you feel better when you pull a good looking bird when your out and about.

[Monkeytown]

I wanted her to. This is the first year she has went without calling in 15+ years.

Dude...you're pimpin out your mom? And to a homo even? What's wrong with you?!!

[SplinterCell]

Me and my boy go to the stip club everytime I go back home for vacation...oh man good times.....

[MrMondodondo]

they really are a waste of time and money, those women are there on a mission. It's not to take you home, it's to get all of your money.

It's Not true! She REALLY likes me....

[Pale Horse]

No I am not pimpin out my mom. She and my fahter vacation in Barbados every year.
Monkey I pimp out YOUR mom, quite often I might add!

[Monkeytown]

No I am not pimpin out my mom. She and my fahter vacation in Barbados every year.
Monkey I pimp out YOUR mom, quite often I might add!

I was wondering where she was gettin' all that ****ed $$$$.

Hopefully you don't pimp her to homo's like Nark!!

[Benches505]

Redmeat, time for you move on to one of those strip clubs with the killer buffets. The bouncers and other staff get first dibs on all the leftovers and there are always a ton.

[Red Ketchup]

Redmeat, time for you move on to one of those strip clubs with the killer buffets.

Ewwwwww!

Somehow strip-club + food doesn't quite sound too good to me... make it a buffet and I think you manage to capture all the attributes of the grossest possible to eat

Red

[TheMudMan]

lucky lucky boys,we dont have any strip joints over here,that why going on holiday is so ****ing great.

I didn't know that............ forget about Ireland on our next vacation...... J/K

You're not missing much at all......... I hate strip clubs.....

[ginkobulloba]

I just went to a couple strip clubs today and filled out some apps. How bad can it be looking at titties all day?

[SwoleDave]

hey redmeat, how much u make??? if u dont mind me askin...

[redmeat]

I made $120 tonight cash. It's not a bad job it's mostly just boring. And the girls are a real pain in the ass, trust me.

[zuke]

well, if a plumber's sink is always leaky... i def don't want a job at a strip club

[redmeat]

If I lived closer to a city I'd get a job at an upscale shirt and tie club, and could probably make a few hundred bucks a night easy. It all depends where you work.

[stillpoking]

yeah strip clubs can get old, but u have to know how to cat in then to have a lot of fun and not lose your wallet. Here is what I do, go in the club and act like u dont give a crap. i never ask the girls the same stupid questions, like do u go to school, what do u like to do... blah blah blah. Now when I go in there, i dont care about them, what can they do for me , that will get u a lot farther. and I dont pay full price for no lap dance either, 3 for 1's or 2 for 1's and that is it. If u dont believe me ask stayinstacked, he will tell u. just my 2 cents , take it for what its worth

[redmeat]

I love watching the guys who think they can take the strippers home with them. She'll laugh at your stupid jokes and take your money, and at the end of the night go home to her lesbian lover.

[zuke]

at least with strippers i know they are after my money... there's no questioning it like there is when i am dating some girl that can't balance her checkbook...

[stillpoking]

yeah, i would agree, if u want to have success at the strip club, stay away form the ones that have stripped for a long time, and your are right most of them would not go home with a guy. But I'm telling you, go there and be a real a* and u will get a lot farther than the average Joe

[redmeat]

yeah, i would agree, if u want to have success at the strip club, stay away form the ones that have stripped for a long time, and your are right most of them would not go home with a guy. But I'm telling you, go there and be a real a* and u will get a lot farther than the average Joe

That will work on most of the meth-addicted bitch strippers, but there are some genuinely nice girls at strip clubs too and a nice word (and a few $'s) will go a lot farther with them.

[G-Force]

they really are a waste of time and money, those women are there on a mission. It's not to take you home, it's to get all of your money.

isnt that the case with ALL women

[stayinstacked]

I love watching the guys who think they can take the strippers home with them. She'll laugh at your stupid jokes and take your money, and at the end of the night go home to her lesbian lover.

I disagree, I've pulled ass out of a strip club many times before

[IronFreakX]

we dont have strip clubs here but i think theyre gonna be f**** boring watching women take there clothes off um yeah then wut ? id rather go set up a fight make some money get bruised a bit then f***

[redmeat]

I disagree, I've pulled ass out of a strip club many times before

Dude I would never go home with a stripper. I hope you wore a rubber.

[Red Ketchup]

Dude I would never go home with a stripper. I hope you wore a rubber.

Or two... or three....

Ewwww

Red

[SwoleCat]

Yippee skippy. Time to go look at boobs and eat eggs and be bored. The life of a bouncer.

You're getting paid to look @ live titties.

I fail to see the issue.



~SC~

[irish bulldog]

You're getting paid to look @ live titties.

I fail to see the issue.



~SC~

im with you on that one swole