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  1. 02-18-2005, 08:54 PM #1
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    Torture for $19.99

    OMG!!! My girl ordered a box of those electric muscle things MicroTONE's the brand name. I always thought these things were crap but oh my god I just tried out them on my delts. It's like some kind of shock torture! On the highest level it hard to believe that this little thing can produce so much pain.
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  2. 02-18-2005, 08:57 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    OMG!!! My girl ordered a box of those electric muscle things MicroTONE's the brand name. I always thought these things were crap but oh my god I just tried out them on my delts. It's like some kind of shock torture! On the highest level it hard to believe that this little thing can produce so much pain.
    Are they the thing where you are jsut supposed to lay in bed and this thing gives you a complete workout buy involantary flexing of the muscles. Sh!t what a way to go. You could be humping and working out all in one go
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  3. 02-18-2005, 08:59 PM #3
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    I put those things on my balls at work one day on a bet, worst 50 bucks i've ever made.
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  4. 02-18-2005, 09:01 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Are they the thing where you are jsut supposed to lay in bed and this thing gives you a complete workout buy involantary flexing of the muscles. Sh!t what a way to go. You could be humping and working out all in one go
    lol. Really man it feels like if you're getting shocked! I would take the burn from a brutal drop set anyday over this thing!
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    Probably feels like my dog's shock collar. I set the control to 10 and put it on my thigh, darn, that hurt.
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  6. 02-18-2005, 10:19 PM #6
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    LMAO@ bdtr. I'm telling you these things are sick. lol
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  7. 02-18-2005, 10:23 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I put those things on my balls at work one day on a bet, worst 50 bucks i've ever made.
    And what a set of balls you must have to try a stunt like that. My hats of too ya. I hope they still work for ya.
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    Let me hook the leads of my taser on ya and then you can compare pain!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  9. 02-18-2005, 10:51 PM #9
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    I've stun gunned them as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I've stun gunned them as well.
    What was the voltage?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  11. 02-18-2005, 10:56 PM #11
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    775,000, most painful thing in my life. Was pretty drunk when i did it, most pain i've ever been in. My balls had burn marks on them for a few weeks. I will never do anything that stupid again.
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  12. 02-18-2005, 10:59 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    775,000, most painful thing in my life. Was pretty drunk when i did it, most pain i've ever been in. My balls had burn marks on them for a few weeks. I will never do anything that stupid again.
    Congrats you win the darwin award
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  13. 02-19-2005, 04:32 AM #13
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    Bdtr brings new meaning to the word PCT
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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    Congrats you win the darwin award
    lol. i dont care how drunk you are, zapping your balls with a taze is never going to be a good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I've stun gunned them as well.
    dont take the wrong way but that was ****ing stuped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    775,000, most painful thing in my life. Was pretty drunk when i did it, most pain i've ever been in. My balls had burn marks on them for a few weeks. I will never do anything that stupid again.
    ......you got issues man! Dosent mather how drunk a man gets, he should never agree on doing something like that.
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  17. 02-19-2005, 08:03 PM #17
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    I'm not disagreeing with you there, but it sure was funny and made for a funny video.

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    dont take the wrong way but that was ****ing stuped.
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  18. 02-19-2005, 08:38 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I'm not disagreeing with you there, but it sure was funny and made for a funny video.
    I'd buy that for a dollar!
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    OMG the visuals Im getting here.......I'm ruined for LIFE
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  20. 02-20-2005, 12:43 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    OMG the visuals Im getting here.......I'm ruined for LIFE

    Yeah... Wonder what his face looked like....
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    My ex-gf used to have one it might still be at my house somewhere I tried it a couple times it actually isnt that bad... prolly not gonna make u gain anything big off it but I think u could prolly gain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    Yeah... Wonder what his face looked like....
    Wrecked
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I've stun gunned them as well.
    Holy Sh!t.... that must have hurt like a bitch? Was this a bet as well? I hope you got something out of it...
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  24. 02-20-2005, 04:01 PM #24
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    Sadly no, it was for a video tape.
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  25. 02-20-2005, 05:01 PM #25
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    Can't say I tasered my nads before but I've been hit with those tasers the cops use and one of those handheld units. I don't know which hurt more...the shock from the ****ed thing or the floor when I landed on it. hahaha

    I'm kind of lucky I guess from the standpoint my balls fit in my pants with me..........bdtr, do you roll yours into a closet or set then next to the bed at night? hahahaah Tasering your balls hahahaha Up the meds bro, up the meds.
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