What's the fastest way to cut open an armored truck?

**BARLOW** · 02-21-2005, 02:46 PM

well hmm... i know brink security armour trucks here are protected by 70 year old guards lol.......... they stop by the ice cream place all the time up town... i know the driver carries a .45 revolver.... here is my plan......
I drug their food.... throw their asses in the back tied up..... and drive it to my barn and cut the bitch open, god im so smart.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

well hmm... i know brink security armour trucks here are protected by 70 year old guards lol.......... they stop by the ice cream place all the time up town... i know the driver carries a .45 revolver.... here is my plan......
I drug their food.... throw their asses in the back tied up..... and drive it to my barn and cut the bitch open, god im so smart.

Hold on Einstein, if you knock them out would that not mean you have the keys to OPEN the back door? hahahaha

**BARLOW** · 02-21-2005, 03:03 PM

for one... the 1 dude. always drinks 1 soda down then comes back then gets a refill, few rufees... grab the keys, while the other is munchin on his drugged food..... lala

**BARLOW** · 02-21-2005, 03:08 PM

btw in brink trucks.... theres a small door infront of the cab that leads to the back... wouldnt take much to get through it...

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

btw in brink trucks.... theres a small door infront of the cab that leads to the back... wouldnt take much to get through it...

That option is totally out of the question...no way my fat ass is going through anything small. hahahaha

**BigMike J** · 02-21-2005, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Of course it is...they stole my idea. This isn't the first time this has happened either. Get Shorty....that was my idea as well as Eight heads in a duffle bag......I think the studio exec's have a guy tailing me.

So Eight heads in a duffle bag was your idea... you will now be shot.

**JDawg1536** · 02-21-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

That option is totally out of the question...no way my fat ass is going through anything small. hahahaha

thats where I come in......

and if that doesnt work, stand in front of the truck with an RPG, and tell them to open up.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-21-2005, 05:54 PM

I worked as an armoured guard for 3 years. We got robbed more times than hit the news believe me. Best way to rob an armoured car is sneak up on the guard. That's what happened every time. Most time guards are on quota and have to hit each stop at a certain time and finish by a certain time by the end of the day. They wont pay attention to who's around the truck and rush in and out of each stop. I actually had a guy I pulled a gun on that walked right up the back door while it was open and stick his head in to see what it looked like. I hadn't noticed until he yelled out OMG that's a lot of money.

I was at the side door loading up bricks of coin on a dolly and I rushed to the back unholstered my gun and yelled to get back. I was in such a rush the guy could have had me. These armoured cars services dont pay for **** and could care less about safety. They rush us along and literally fine or fire us for lacking behind despite as many guards that get shot/killed and robbed. The last month I was working. 3 armoured cars were robbed at gun point. Two of the cars the jumper or the guy that get's in out of the back was shot to death. The 3rd car the jumper and driver actually returned fire and killed 3 suspects.

The armoured service had the audacity to put me on these runs double time after everyone began quiting. I asked for a bullet proof vest and a raise. They laughed and said no while they actually cut our pay instead. I was getting 10.50 an hour and after the 3 incidents the lowered our pay to 9 dollars.

I quit that month.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

I worked as an armoured guard for 3 years. We got robbed more times than hit the news believe me. Best way to rob an armoured car is sneak up on the guard. That's what happened every time. Most time guards are on quota and have to hit each stop at a certain time and finish by a certain time by the end of the day. They wont pay attention to who's around the truck and rush in and out of each stop. I actually had a guy I pulled a gun on that walked right up the back door while it was open and stick his head in to see what it looked like. I hadn't noticed until he yelled out OMG that's a lot of money.

I was at the side door loading up bricks of coin on a dolly and I rushed to the back unholstered my gun and yelled to get back. I was in such a rush the guy could have had me. These armoured cars services dont pay for **** and could care less about safety. They rush us along and literally fine or fire us for lacking behind despite as many guards that get shot/killed and robbed. The last month I was working. 3 armoured cars were robbed at gun point. Two of the cars the jumper or the guy that get's in out of the back was shot to death. The 3rd car the jumper and driver actually returned fire and killed 3 suspects.

The armoured service had the audacity to put me on these runs double time after everyone began quiting. I asked for a bullet proof vest and a raise. They laughed and said no while they actually cut our pay instead. I was getting 10.50 an hour and after the 3 incidents the lowered our pay to 9 dollars.

I quit that month.

Well way too kill my dreams bro.....I didn't know it wuld be a cake walk! Dman if that don't take all the fun out of it.

All right then how about I lift some really expensive art crap from some high rise building in Singapor?

**zuke** · 02-21-2005, 06:22 PM

groverman has the right idea... explosives

shaped charges are quick and use a small amount of explosives so you won't hurt anything inside. definately the way to go... let me know when you are ready cuz i'm your man for the job

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by BigMike J

So Eight heads in a duffle bag was your idea... you will now be shot.

Like I said, they stole it from me.....my orignal idea had a different plot and I'd have never cast Pesci.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by zuke

groverman has the right idea... explosives

shaped charges are quick and use a small amount of explosives so you won't hurt anything inside. definately the way to go... let me know when you are ready cuz i'm your man for the job

Perfect.....you're in charge of getting the hookers. I know what you're thinking but trust me we need hookers.

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 06:30 PM

Open Sesame!!!!!!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-21-2005, 06:34 PM

every armour truck in the united states has to be federaly inspected and pass federal tests for approval. You cant see the approval stickers but each truck has one on the dash boards from year to year. Part of the federal approval is they have to be bomb proof. You wont get into an armour truck that easily with explosives despite what the movies show how easy it is.

Originally Posted by zuke

groverman has the right idea... explosives

shaped charges are quick and use a small amount of explosives so you won't hurt anything inside. definately the way to go... let me know when you are ready cuz i'm your man for the job

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by 1victor

Open Sesame!!!!!!

I didn't think of it till this very moment but you have a part in this if you like vic.............I need a retarded person for the corner of Bush and 50th....I just need you to walk into traffic when I give you the sign.....can you do that....drool out of the lift side of your mouth if you understand me.

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 06:36 PM

k................can I waer my helmet?

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by 1victor

k................can I waer my helmet?

No....but you can wrap yourself in bubblewrap. Just as good bro....trust me.

**ssg** · 02-21-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door

the spalling from the rpg round will set the vehicle on fire and destroy the money.

**zuke** · 02-21-2005, 06:47 PM

i doubt the truck would spall much from an rpg... the shaped charges aren't the best. yes, the trucks may be bombproof, but it just takes the right grain per foot of flex linear shaped charge to cut into it. i got the chance to blow up an armored car that was no longer in service... bombproof my arse

**ssg** · 02-21-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Shaped charges placed at the welds.

shaped charge will only be effective against armourd steel if there is a copper alloy cone on the other side of the charge so that it can penatrate the metal but this most likly set the vehicle on fire.

**NoobJuice** · 02-21-2005, 06:48 PM

If ya havent watched HEAT in a while, watch it.

**ssg** · 02-21-2005, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by zuke

i doubt the truck would spall much from an rpg... the shaped charges aren't the best. yes, the trucks may be bombproof, but it just takes the right grain per foot of flex linear shaped charge to cut into it. i got the chance to blow up an armored car that was no longer in service... bombproof my arse

then you should know that the materials used in these armoured vehicles and you should also know that the plasma of the copper lining would end up on the inside of the truck and set everything on fire.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by NoobJuice

If ya havent watched HEAT in a while, watch it.

New ideas are what I'm looking for.......I like to cut my own path.

**zuke** · 02-21-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by ssg

shaped charge will only be effective against armourd steel if there is a copper alloy cone on the other side of the charge so that it can penatrate the metal but this most likly set the vehicle on fire.

i'm not trying to flame or anything, but i don't agree. when you mention a cone, you are referring to a conical shaped charge. you would have to use a linear shaped charged because a small hole in the armor wouldn't help with gaining entry. the material used for the cone or channel does matter, but copper is not necessarily the best material. i have used glass-lined charges and they are very effective

**zuke** · 02-21-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Perfect.....you're in charge of getting the hookers. I know what you're thinking but trust me we need hookers.

i thought that was a given...

can they be ill-tempered hookers with lasers on their heads?

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by zuke

i thought that was a given...

can they be ill-tempered hookers with lasers on their heads?

The Republicains hade those at their convention....I think it caused some troubles for them so let's not make that mistake shall we? Go with the standard 59 to 101 year old woman with a nasty cough.

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 07:12 PM

You guys are getting way too complicated. All you have to do is detour them onto a road with a sh*t load of pot holes. I can't tell you how many trucks have lost their loads (yes armored) from that.

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 07:39 PM

That's right bitches don't question the master.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by 1victor

That's right bitches don't question the master.

Isn't he cute....put on your helmet and lick this crayon...big people are talking. hahahahaha

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 07:44 PM

My monm says I'm the most specialist boy in da holr worldd

**FCECC2** · 02-21-2005, 07:48 PM

plasma torch could be a good option but it looks a bit suspicious when you hear the generator near it!

**p0werlift** · 02-21-2005, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

who ever said i was gonna try and cut the truck open with the saw? just hold the driver hostage when he returns from the store he was inside of, and stick the hacksaw to his neck and start raging and saying "i'll cut his head off like a monkey if i dont get the car keys"........

no1 will expect it, thats the best idea yet.