had sex with my friends mom

[dirtdawg]

I demand pics of her bewbiez!!!

i havent even seen them!! and i dont have a camera

[dirtdawg]

haha! ya brought back some old memories...Well being as it's the "family" hiding place...I'd go for the sister next...

she shut me down before, but i'll try again, lets just see how far i can take this, no i'm joking, i dont want to destroy this family, and the mom is a really good cook, she made me grilled chicken breasts for the party, everyone else had hamburgers, maybe she had it planned?

[dirtdawg]

Your probly not the first of his friends that shes ****ed haha.

there have been rumors!!

[dirtdawg]

I hope you pulled the rubber off and hosed her face down when you were done. A filthy ho is a just that, mother or not.

we have always wondered what she was like in high school, its going to be wierd because i am going back over there on sunday,they are having a barbeque, we'll see what happens

[Rob]

reminds me of american pie...

tell everyone..youll get respect.just like the guy in the movie

[xfade7]

hell yes. get some pics!

[dirtdawg]

reminds me of american pie...

tell everyone..youll get respect.just like the guy in the movie

i know, it would be a good story to tell, but he is my bro, so that is a factor as well, but i think it is a matter of time before he finds out, his mom never said anything about denying it, so i's guessing she assumed i would, but i think this one guy who i'm not really friends with saw me go upstairs, but i dont think he saw the mom go up, my story is the protein sh!ts, what do you think?

[Rob]

i know that i always make jokes about screwing around with my friends mom..i asked him for her msn contact..just for the sake of being a milf hunter

what respect one would get..
yet again, im 18 yrs old

[dirtdawg]

i know that i always make jokes about screwing around with my friends mom..i asked him for her msn contact..just for the sake of being a milf hunter

what respect one would get..
yet again, im 18 yrs old

and we always joke around about banging his mom, her name is dawn,there hVE BEEN PLENTY OF JOKED ABOUT HER NAME, so there has always been talk of doing it, so i did, but it was her choice, not mine, well not really, i didnt have to go upstairs, but i had to see if she was down or not

[wadd]

i might have to let him know the next time he starts openig his mouth, he's a cocky bastard, but he has always been good to me, i dont feel like i did anything wrong, i think if i turned her down it would have been worse, she basically dragged me upstairs, also, i was hammered, sh!t happens

Bro,a little advice.I am older now but was a muscular young guy who pulled off that kind of **** all the time.Trust me WHAT GOES AROUND,COMES AROUND.Not saying your terrible or anything just that there are so many chicks out there that doing these kind of things (friends mom,friends sister,somebody's wife/gf) are not necassary. Just some advice from a bro who learned the hard way.

[icewind]

just to let you know, she has been divorced for 20 years, and never remarried. so i look at it like i did her a favor, it makes her feel attractive, and women have needs to, but i think he will find out, sooner or later, my bro is 25 and his younger sister who is also smoking,is 22, so i dont think it will effect there home life, she is really flirtatious with all of our friends, i just got lucky

Yeahh, you sure did her a favor !!

[dirtdawg]

Bro,a little advice.I am older now but was a muscular young guy who pulled off that kind of **** all the time.Trust me WHAT GOES AROUND,COMES AROUND.Not saying your terrible or anything just that there are so many chicks out there that doing these kind of things (friends mom,friends sister,somebody's wife/gf) are not necassary. Just some advice from a bro who learned the hard way.

i always learn the hard way, i jusy got a weird feeling, not that i feel guilty, but its weird, i have never been in this situation before, i'm kind of trippin a little bit

[PrairieDawg]

if everyone finds out this guy is going to have some mental problems from all the abuse he's going to take from his buds. I sure as hell wouldnt let it down if someone I knew banged my buddies mom, lol

[EatRite]

Tell him and videotape it and post here.

this ranks top five on funniest comments i've read on this board...


good work...

[3Vandoo]

FINCH is that you???????

[Commando_Barbi]

deny................deny.............deny......... .

And issue counter accusations.

Don't tell....what happens between consenting adults should stay there. He does NOT need to know who his mother is sleeping with....esp not if its one of his friends.

Its a betrayal of his friendship and her privacy.

[Commando_Barbi]

Would you want to know if your mother was banging one of YOUR friends?

i always learn the hard way, i jusy got a weird feeling, not that i feel guilty, but its weird, i have never been in this situation before, i'm kind of trippin a little bit

[GREENMACHINE]

How was she :wink: keep bangin her if she was good.

[G-1000]

i think you should tap the 22 year old sister now lol.

[O.fO.shO]

My god , thats some awsome **** . Makes me very sad that i cant do those things anymore . good job .

[skinnyhb]

swing by because you think you left your cell phone over there. that way it wouldn't be obvious because if you lost your phone it's not like you could call and see if it was there.

[Jantzen4k]

Tell him and videotape it and post here.

[Hed]

wait you banged her and didnt see her rack? **** dude, hit that raw dogg doggy style and grabb them tattays, then flip her over and start hittin that hard, and watch em fly all over the place.






























then put it in her butt

[taiboxa]

Just tell him.. and then offer your mom in respect ..

[CutieFace]

just to let you know, she has been divorced for 20 years, and never remarried. so i look at it like i did her a favor, it makes her feel attractive, and women have needs to,

ROFLMAO! I find this funny, hon, when you're an attractive divorced women it's very easy to pull ass....she prob thought she was doing YOU a favor....LOL...don't assume that she's needy...cause she prob get laid a lot more then you.....

keep your mouth shut....show some class....and maturity...only a lil kid would have to go and "BRAG" to his friends.....plus how would you feel if your friend came over and told you he banged your MOM?

To their son's Mom's are non sexual people.....just how it is....


Cutie

[taiboxa]

keep your mouth shut....show some class....and maturity...

Fallow this rout if you want to be a gentleman.. otherewise .. I Would shout it for the world to hear

[dirtdawg]

so i just got back from there house, i thought everything was going to be tense, and weird, but his mom kept flirting with me again, right in front of her son, my bro! i was like ****, i'm about to get seconds, but no, i got none, his sister was there also, and the mom saw mr flirting with her daughter, so she had me check the chicken on the grill to see if it was done

[dirtdawg]

Just tell him.. and then offer your mom in respect ..

ROTFL

[cjp85]

CB and CutieFace are dead on. If someone put in work with my mom and then told me it would be the last of them. Otherwise, congradulations on gettin some nice tail. Is it truly like a fine wine, in that it only gets better with age?

[fitnessNY]

Was his mom a "dirty talker" in the sack?

[BajanBastard]

I made the mistake of banging my friend's lil sis a couple months back. Man he was/is pissed.

[palme]

I made the mistake of banging my friend's lil sis a couple months back. Man he was/is pissed.

WHAT!? WHY!?

[workdude]

don't tell him...

[BARLOW]

i've banged my friends sister, but i didnt know it was his sister till after the fact haha

[PaRiS2005]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait you banged her and didnt see her rack? **** dude, hit that raw dogg doggy style and grabb them tattays, then flip her over and start hittin that hard, and watch em fly all over the place.






























then put it in her butt

[limelight]

Did you give it to her,good?

[dirtdawg]

wait you banged her and didnt see her rack? **** dude, hit that raw dogg doggy style and grabb them tattays, then flip her over and start hittin that hard, and watch em fly all over the place.



next time





























then put it in her butt

[dirtdawg]

Did you give it to her,good?

[Elysium]

Hey, love your avatar dirtdawg

[Nutz56]

i didn't even read all the responses, just wanted to give u props bro. and no, never tell him, or anybody else for that matter. that sh!t will eventually get around to him, probably pretty quick, so i wouldn't advise it... funny tho