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  1. 03-06-2005, 01:03 PM #1
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    Question Need Advice From EvilPeople

    Im going to become the King Pin of My City then State, i got my foot in the door w/ the government through the military, got my foot in w/ the city because of my occupation, got my foot in w/ the police because of my friend, and i have 3 acquatinces for UG Activites what am i lacking and how can i go about Owning this rather large City i will not name.
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    Good luck with that.
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    Man ,this is something I start to think about after not being laid for a while. Go nut, and then see if you still want to do this, lol.
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    Keep an eye out for spiderman
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    If you're going to be any kind of a kingpin you need to know how to steal cars. You can't 'run' a city doing jobs in your registered name/car now can you? so that's first step.

    Second, you'll have to eliminate the competition b/c they will try to eliminate you. Once you eliminate the competition, get the police in your pocket, get city hall in your pocket, and you need judges on the payroll too, then you can start your crime business good luck

    edit: oh yeah you'll need some muscle too. Without a crew you won't last.
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  9. 03-06-2005, 01:21 PM #9
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    Go up to the most powerful crime boss you can find, sh!t into your hand and rub it all over you, then tell him you mean business and just walk away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
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    you def need more henchmen
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    i dont need henchmen .. i need a rabid squirell w/ a lazer on his back
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    ill-tempered sea bass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    ill-tempered sea bass...
    Aquaman?
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    Oklahoma city?
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    oklahoma? oh hell bro why would you even want to be a kingpin in oklahoma? you'll be the laughing stock of the big timers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    oklahoma? oh hell bro why would you even want to be a kingpin in oklahoma? you'll be the laughing stock of the big timers.
    Whats wrong with OKlahoma?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Whats wrong with OKlahoma?
    lol nothing if you like watching a million oil wells drilling in dry patches.

    no seriously though, I don't have anything against ok really, but every time I visit I just want to leave. I don't mean any disrespect if you have a deep love for the state, but really it's just not my cup of tea.

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    Every good kingpin needs henchmen.

    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i dont need henchmen .. i need a rabid squirell w/ a lazer on his back
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    bdtr will you be my henchman?
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    we kan even get you a neat costume and some nunchucks or some sort of devistating weapon like .. a STICK!
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  22. 03-06-2005, 04:17 PM #22
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    Your plan will never work......

    *smile*

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  23. 03-06-2005, 04:25 PM #23
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    WHY?! its flawless.. Squirrells w/ lasers.. BDTR w/ a stick.. its cold,calculated, and downright evil genius...
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    Sorry, i have my own plans for world domination. Some day i'll probably have to take your life.. sorry....

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    well hell... atleast i still got my squirrellss..
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  26. 03-06-2005, 04:27 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Sorry, i have my own plans for world domination. Some day i'll probably have to take your life.. sorry....

    That's why

    plus you're also lacking a seriously devious female in your plan

    *smile*

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    She dumped me.. theres a good thread on that about how im soo FAT so now.. im resorting to animal companionship >< maybe.. a Juiced barracuda...or RABBIT!
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    i was kicked by a donkey at a young age... THEY will be THe fiRST to !GO! in my new Econ!
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    yeah but you just can't trust squirrels... fall asleep and they're off with your nuts
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    Gotta control the Drugs for sure. Bad Business but it is where the money is at. Also need loan shark operations as this too is profitable. But the biggest benefit to sharking is all the businesses you end up owning. As you go, call me if you need an advisor as I was very big in these businesses back in the day....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Go up to the most powerful crime boss you can find, sh!t into your hand and rub it all over you, then tell him you mean business and just walk away.
    best advice so far!
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