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  1. 03-07-2005, 03:07 PM #1
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    you know your in 2005 when

    You know you're living in 2005 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
    that
    they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone
    in
    a business like manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, and accidentally dial "9" to get an
    outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
    different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
    screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
    the
    first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
    you
    turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
    message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
    this
    list AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your
    friends...you know you want to! : )
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  2. 03-07-2005, 05:25 PM #2
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    wtf wheres the 9?!
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  3. 03-07-2005, 05:49 PM #3
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    Thats cute...and we should make up a number 9....
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  4. 03-07-2005, 05:56 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Thats cute...and we should make up a number 9....
    only a woman........
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  5. 03-07-2005, 05:57 PM #5
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    #9 is..... you know your in 2005 when you here the word basesball and all you can think about is steroids .
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  6. 03-07-2005, 06:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    only a woman........
    Only a man...
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  7. 03-07-2005, 06:02 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Only a man...
    how childish!
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  8. 03-07-2005, 06:06 PM #8
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    what is going on here?
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  9. 03-07-2005, 06:13 PM #9
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    #9... the male race is getting gayer and gayer by the day.
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  10. 03-07-2005, 06:14 PM #10
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    thats the same one as the 2004 list
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  11. 03-07-2005, 06:29 PM #11
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    Lol good post
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  12. 03-07-2005, 06:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    how childish!
    Grow Up!!!!!!
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  13. 03-07-2005, 07:07 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Grow Up!!!!!!
    you sound just like an old teacher i had in 5th grade, she was around 75 yrs old and her name was mrs. applegarth.. i dub paris2005 as mrs. applegarth from this day forward.
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  14. 03-07-2005, 07:14 PM #14
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    that is MEAN!!
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  15. 03-07-2005, 07:16 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    that is MEAN!!
    ONLY if you take it LITERAL =P
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  16. 03-07-2005, 07:24 PM #16
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    ok, ok...
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  17. 03-07-2005, 07:49 PM #17
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    hahahahahahaha
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  18. 03-07-2005, 10:40 PM #18
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    man, that was good. i scrolled up for number 9, then laughed... i believe we have some psychics on this board
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  19. 03-07-2005, 10:43 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by LB55blitz
    #9... the male race is getting gayer and gayer by the day.

    isnt that the truth!!!
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  20. 03-08-2005, 08:57 AM #20
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    #21. You keep 12 year old boys in your trunk.
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  21. 03-08-2005, 09:15 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Only a man...
    You're really a man??
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