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  1. 03-26-2005, 07:24 PM #1
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    Sex Scent

    Very short and to the point... I just finished having sex for the 3rd time today and when I finished my girlfriend noticed this horrible smell.... Honestly guys earlier today my juice smelled like ,,, well like semen should smell i guess,,, BUT this, smells like a mix between chlorine and lemon dish soap ,,,, ive been juiceless for 4 mos or so and eat probly about 200 g protein a day..... im a normal guy..... what the hell caused my stuff to smell SO BAD this last time?
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  2. 03-26-2005, 07:32 PM #2
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    hahah... chlorine and lemon dish soap thats a funny mix. i know asparagus makes ur piss smell. sorry no help here
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  4. 03-26-2005, 08:41 PM #4
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    Thats funny. Your weird.

    Quote Originally Posted by LoggedOut
    Very short and to the point... I just finished having sex for the 3rd time today and when I finished my girlfriend noticed this horrible smell.... Honestly guys earlier today my juice smelled like ,,, well like semen should smell i guess,,, BUT this, smells like a mix between chlorine and lemon dish soap ,,,, ive been juiceless for 4 mos or so and eat probly about 200 g protein a day..... im a normal guy..... what the hell caused my stuff to smell SO BAD this last time?
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  5. 03-26-2005, 08:45 PM #5
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    Drink alot of pineapple juice. Trust me on this.
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  6. 03-26-2005, 09:28 PM #6
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    Hahaha man, dont make excuses, my juice dont stink when i blow it. Your just weird.
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  7. 03-26-2005, 10:20 PM #7
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    Well, since it's your girlfriend who noticed the smell, perhaps she farted and wanted to blame it on something else?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Well, since it's your girlfriend who noticed the smell, perhaps she farted and wanted to blame it on something else?



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    yeah, but he had just finished assramming her.
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  9. 03-26-2005, 10:26 PM #9
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    Thanks for the visual.



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    my bad

    here this'll be your pvt (post visual therepy):
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    Lovin' the pic JSN
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  12. 03-26-2005, 10:34 PM #12
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    if i could get that one tattooed on my palm i'd never marry that's fo' sho'.
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  13. 03-26-2005, 10:35 PM #13
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    SWEET JESUS!

    Thanks!

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  15. 03-27-2005, 12:05 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Well, since it's your girlfriend who noticed the smell, perhaps she farted and wanted to blame it on something else?



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    Lemon Chlorine farts?

    Frigging hilarious
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  16. 03-27-2005, 12:40 PM #16
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    Was it enough to make you eyes water???????
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  17. 03-27-2005, 01:44 PM #17
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    it wasnt a punjent "sp" smell but i know for certain that it was semen....
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  18. 03-27-2005, 01:57 PM #18
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    Bro check this out!!!

    I just came across!!!

    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/semen-smell.shtml
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Bro check this out!!!

    I just came across!!!

    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/semen-smell.shtml
    Spot on my friend..... Thank you very much
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    No prob bro
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    Lemon fresh with a touch of chlorine. Okay.
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    I have noticed a strong clorox smell from mine. I mostly notice it if I spanked the monkey and mopped it up with a kleenex or something. It doesn't smell while still puddled. Then again I have never really tried to smell it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    here this'll be your pvt (post visual therepy):
    holy ****!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is smoking
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    Yes, she is currently smoking...............MY POLE!!!!!!



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    whoever smells has an STD
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