The username rhyming thread

[Maraxus]

Oh I see..
Y'all are going to try and test me
The wigger rapper from jersey

Maraxus you got no game
All your rhyms are just the same

Gay sex is what you crave
Messy UK is willing to join you any day
Top, bottom I don't know

Just don't post the blow by blow

Blow? You otta know
you suck a golfball through a hose
and swallow like a pro.
Its ok youre like any other hoe
toss a 20 on the bed and bitch im out da do'

[needmorestrength]

yoooo singing to his penis
dear penis i dont think i like u nemore
u used to watch me shave
now all u do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis i dont like u nemore
it used to be u and me ,a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get.................

now yoooo's penis sings to him

dear yooooo i dont think i like u nemore
cuz when u get to drinkin u put me in places ive
never been b4(gay men's..........)
dear yooo i dont like u nemore
y cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
if u we put our heads together we'd just stay home 4ever

dear penis i think i like u after all
oh hey yoooo while ur shavin shave my balls

LMFAO hahahahahhaha

[Diesel]

A 20?
You need much more if you want a piece of me
You surely must be thinking of Messy

[Diesel]

needmorestrength the forum fluff boy
you going to contribute or sit in the corner like maraxus sex toy?

[Maraxus]

NMS dont want none of this
Ill drop my fist on his tits
and cause breast cancer
Bitch tits thats right
I slide my dik up in there
and jizz all over your hair.

[Elysium]

lol this is great, i have to go out for a bit, i'll check it out when i get back

[Elysium]

Maraxus keeps referring to the dick
imagining how big, how thick
they call me the tripod baby, so
come jump on this ten foot stick!



(lol thats so gay)

[clhp20]

How about you stop being a f*cking dickhead? Go jump off a bridge and die.

I must admit Messy, You started this off by saying that Swole ass f*cked a cat.. then you get mad cause someone said Messy UK = Suck My D*ck you Gay

Now i do think that it rhymed with your name. UK and you gay, come on now that was funny.

You know your cool with me. Just don't take it personally man. It is after all "JUST A GAME"


clhp20 likes to molest his bunny, cause he thinks it's funny.

[Diesel]

Maraxus keeps referring to the dick
imagining how big, how thick
they call me the tripod baby, so
come jump on this ten foot stick!



(lol thats so gay)

[Elysium]

Would you of rather your name in place of his?

[needmorestrength]

needmorestrength the forum fluff boy
you going to contribute or sit in the corner like maraxus sex toy?

Diesel is a mod, he thinks hes god, but we all know he sits around looking at mens bods, playing with his rod, unless his boyfriend is over, whos name is bob

[needmorestrength]

Maraxus keeps referring to the dick
imagining how big, how thick
they call me the tripod baby, so
come jump on this ten foot stick!



(lol thats so gay)

Messy that was disturbing

[Elysium]

haha needmore most diffinately does try
but his half assed words arent worth a reply
its well known why hes call the "forum fluff boy"
he fluffs the noobs which they and him enjoy

[SwoleCat]

LMFAO @ this thread being the first thing I see when I wake up.

~SC~

[Elysium]

Messy that was disturbing

[Elysium]

LMFAO @ this thread being the first thing I see when I wake up.

~SC~

lol no offence with the cat thing by the way.

now, if you honesly think you have what it takes to compete in this thread lets here them rhymes!!!!!!!!!

[ArkansasAlex]

this was better when messy was throwing a hissy fit =)

Alex

PS: just to play along

MessyUk plays with computers all day, and sometimes gets mad in the strangest way, truely a sign of a man being 100% gay.

[Maraxus]

Ive heard about you UK prags
think you got game? naw youre just as bad
Drop your rhyming game you cant bring it
I slap my dik on your face and leave you grinnin
mushroom stamp your forehead
and youre beggin to give me more head
quick to deepthroat my dik
take it like a good girl
nice and quick.

[SwoleCat]

Messy_UK......

On the morning of 4/8, began a thread that was ultimately GAY.



~SC~

[needmorestrength]

NMS dont want none of this
Ill drop my fist on his tits
and cause breast cancer
Bitch tits thats right
I slide my dik up in there
and jizz all over your hair.

I thought we were bros

Maraxus- is off axis, getting so bent he cant pay the rent, unless he bends over and says "give it to me rover"

[Elysium]

Messy_UK......

On the morning of 4/8, began a thread that was ultimately GAY.



~SC~

Its cool bro, if you cant compete with our "tight rhymes" then its ok.

[West Coast All Star]

That doesnt rhyme.

LMAO

[co2boi]

Now Messy is all happy cause we're playing his game
That still doesn't mean that it isn't lame
Now I don't like him, cos he kept talking sh*t
Laying on the floor, pitchin a b*tch fit

[Monkeytown]

Basically what it comes down to is that you can dish out the most criticism on this board, but when it comes to taking it, you're a little girl...

admit it messy, u have the nerve to say what u want, but when someone tells u something about urself that u know to be fact, u **** ur pants and try to outsmart them..relax..

Crystalmethodx, you're a tool, we all know that..

I'm with you Bro...and we're not alone!

[SwoleCat]

~SC~

[Bigen12]

I'm with you Bro...and we're not alone!

And that means something coming from a Cock Lover....

[Prime]

Poetry huh?

Well i better throw down so haiku's at you lot!!

The hills shake again
crashing electricity
the sky darkened black



Soft sheets covering
the place i receive my rest
i sleep here alot



Big black and metal
holding the rubbish of man
filled with the unwanted

[Monkeytown]

And that means something coming from a Cock Lover....

Uh...I guess I shoulda changed my avatar b4 I spoke up....

Now it means something coming from a teenage Arnold!!

I'll be driving through your neck of the woods today (up I-85 thru ATL), I'll wave and blow you a kiss on the way through!

[clhp20]

Got home from a workout, dropped down, and went straight to monkeytown !!!

[Monkeytown]

Got home from workout, drop down, and went straight to monkeytown

Man, that thing is scrolling in the wrong direction....hard as hell to read!

[AnabolicRick]

messy, likes to get dressy
in the deep down lake
with underwater nessie

(that would be nessie the lockness monster)

[*Narkissos*]

That doesnt rhyme.

Was thinking the same thing

[clhp20]

Man, that thing is scrolling in the wrong direction....hard as hell to read!

It doesn't want to listen to me. I changed it so it scrolls bottom to top. Thought it was going to scroll the entire lenght. but didn't work out to well.





but you get the point

[*Narkissos*]

In the trek to lose Fat
I hired a SwoleCat





Dammit... i'm so tight...i should cut my first single... move over Eminem

[co2boi]

Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme
I do it all the time
I can even do it after 11 Corona's with lime

see...

[slizzut]

what a ridiculously absurd thread

[chicamahomico]

Diesel is just waaayyy to good at this.

[KGBnine]

Avago doesnt say much
coz him and ans aXe
have decided to go "dutch".

MessyUk I must say,
It's pretty sad you surf gay porn all day,
Instead you shoulda become a banker,
But too bad you're just a silly wanker.

[irish bulldog]

this is my rap
and it dont sound crap

[IntensityX]

get a life, and not an online one

cheers

**** bro why the hostility were they out of your stay free tampons with wings that is no reason to be mad at Messy

Just nicely ask Messy if he can loan you some of his maxi pads