Who would you pee on?

***Narkissos*** · 04-10-2005, 11:30 AM

what...does this piss you off?

couldn't resist

**KGBnine** · 04-10-2005, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by UrbanLegend

I don't know which is worse, the topic or the replies to it

Option 3...your post.

**SplinterCell** · 04-10-2005, 02:30 PM

Id pee on you....yes you.

**Kärnfysikern** · 04-10-2005, 02:56 PM

nah I dont think I could. I wouldnt be able to kiss or screw someone I have pissed on.

**Hed** · 04-10-2005, 03:13 PM

eh, what the hell. if she asked, shes in for it. i can pee farther than anyone i know (and yes, ive been challanged)

**RATM** · 04-10-2005, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by BUBBA74

Dude is that for real.

i couldnt believe it myself. some sick peeps out there.

**LACBodybuilder** · 04-10-2005, 03:38 PM

Get enough alcohol in me and I could pretty much piss on anything.

**UrbanLegend** · 04-10-2005, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy

Option 3...your post.

Really?

**newbrew** · 04-10-2005, 05:38 PM

I pee on my g/f in the shower all the time. no big deal.

**The Baron** · 04-11-2005, 12:20 AM

Golden showers are a kick, if you are actually in the shower where you can rinse it right off. Something about the heat of it, and where it is coming from, I guess. The scat stuff I find kinda disgusting... very unsanitary. Pee is relatively germ-free and doesn't leave a lingering stench.

**newbrew** · 04-11-2005, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by The Baron

Golden showers are a kick, if you are actually in the shower where you can rinse it right off. Something about the heat of it, and where it is coming from, I guess. The scat stuff I find kinda disgusting... very unsanitary. Pee is relatively germ-free and doesn't leave a lingering stench.

Pee is 100% germ free

Sterile baby. Short on distilled water for your next brew batch? Use piss.

**AVAGO** · 04-11-2005, 02:34 AM

Id pee on Tony Blair, that dude needs some urine on his head...........

**The Baron** · 04-11-2005, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by newbrew

Pee is 100% germ free

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Your urologist will disagree, I think. But it is still fairly clean, and pretty safe. If NO bacteria could live in pee, though, there would be very few urinary tract infections.

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Sterile baby. Short on distilled water for your next brew batch? Use piss.

Uh, I hope nobody actually tries that. That would make an extremely painful shot, if nothing else!

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-11-2005, 11:59 AM

Tastes like warm beer, but I really dont like beer, oh well at least you can get all those vitamins you were going to flush down the toilet... Zinc and protein is in semen... mine tastes like juicy fruit while on gear, that is how I know it is real.

**The Baron** · 04-11-2005, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Tastes like warm beer, but I really dont like beer, oh well at least you can get all those vitamins you were going to flush down the toilet... Zinc and protein is in semen... mine tastes like juicy fruit while on gear, that is how I know it is real.

If your GF is as sick and disgusting as you are, I would like to trade GFs with you!

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-11-2005, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by The Baron

If your GF is as sick and disgusting as you are, I would like to trade GFs with you!

***Narkissos*** · 04-11-2005, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Tastes like warm beer, but I really dont like beer, oh well at least you can get all those vitamins you were going to flush down the toilet... Zinc and protein is in semen... mine tastes like juicy fruit while on gear, that is how I know it is real.

**Insane_Man** · 04-11-2005, 02:13 PM

I was at a big outdoor concert on friday. Didnt want to wait in the porta pisser line so i had my buddy set a pick for me while i let her rip amongst the crowd. Some chick walking by got sprayed in the leg pretty good. She didnt notice.

**BigRandy** · 04-11-2005, 10:43 PM

r. kelly

**Juggernaut** · 04-12-2005, 05:41 AM

You ****ers are not pissing on me! And hell know I ain't a pissen on no woman. She asks me to piss on her I'm tossing her out the freakin door! After I bang the hell out of her first, of course.

**Deezuhl** · 04-12-2005, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by Hed

eh, what the hell. if she asked, shes in for it. i can pee farther than anyone i know (and yes, ive been challanged)

I have seen a near toothless white trash redneck chick pull her shorts to the side and piss for 20+feet. No guys would challenge her either. I guess thats something they learn to do at redneck school.

**The Baron** · 04-12-2005, 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

You ****ers are not pissing on me! And hell know I ain't a pissen on no woman. She asks me to piss on her I'm tossing her out the freakin door! After I bang the hell out of her first, of course.

Awww, Juggie... if we tied you down good, broke out all the bondage gear and toys, and golden showered you about halfway through the foreplay with your GF watching and diddling herself, you would learn to understand the erotic aspects of it, I think. Or maybe blistering your behind with a heavy leather paddle while it is being wet down good with pee. The "smack" sounds much more intense, and the pain and shame would soon have you swooning with passion. Sometimes you just have to completely give up control in order to cross over into a higher level.