nothing like Having ReTtarDeD FRienDs.

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 07:50 AM

Only thing worse than a retarded friend... is a retarded friend who wants to be like you... only thing worse than that is a retarded friend who not only wants to be like you but trys to answer questions for you ><
this kid is my work out partner and fallows me everywhere.
well im at the university and its me, a chick i been dating for a while and my tarded friend. A good question comes up, she asks- so are you really on steroids (she is very anti steriod ), because her friend who works at our gym overheard me talking to him about them. and of course before i can say NoWay my tard friend is like "Yeah but he is taking the safe kind" lol

So hard to educate people on this krap... its like man you drink all the time thats WORSE than what i do, but no she wont believe it so now im going to have to hit her w/ a solid answer... a brick

**BUBBA74** · 04-09-2005, 07:53 AM

Thats why ya gotta tie up your loose ends bro. If you do something you dont want her to know about you have to tell him not to say shti if hes going to be hanging around yall.

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-09-2005, 08:20 AM

If he is retarted you could tell her that he meant the safe kind is vitamins and protein drinks, for crying out loud he is a gimp.

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-09-2005, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

because her friend who works at our gym overheard me talking to him about them.

First mistake right here

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

First mistake right here

yep and i was trying to teach him how to use them properly
i guess i just tell him take 400mg DBOL ED for 6 weeks and you will drop 5%BF and put on 25lbs lean mass... that should Tie up that loose end no doubt.

**GREENMACHINE** · 04-09-2005, 08:57 AM

Gf will just say to you, now do you believe me. I told u steroids were bad mmmkkay.

**GREENMACHINE** · 04-09-2005, 08:57 AM

Gf will just say to you, now do you believe me. I told u steroids were bad mmmkkay.

**SwoleCat** · 04-09-2005, 09:29 AM

Just tell her the kind you take make your dick 4 times as big as Lex Steele.

~SC~

**SplinterCell** · 04-09-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Just tell her the kind you take make your dick 4 times as big as Lex Steele.

~SC~

that brotha has one huge cock....not that I would know or anything....

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Just tell her the kind you take make your dick 4 times as big as Lex Steele.

~SC~

well since i have about 15x reg test of the avg man i have been banging her superhumanstyle making her lil eyes role back... im sure when i get off me gear i wont be doing diddly for her.
this will reinforce the importance of AAS in our relationship! and she will demand me to get back on! ...as soon as i wait 40 weeks to start next cyc.

**SwoleCat** · 04-09-2005, 12:49 PM

Sounds like a solid approach!

~SC~

**gya321** · 04-09-2005, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

well since i have about 15x reg test of the avg man i have been banging her superhumanstyle making her lil eyes role back... im sure when i get off me gear i wont be doing diddly for her.
this will reinforce the importance of AAS in our relationship! and she will demand me to get back on! ...as soon as i wait 40 weeks to start next cyc.

There you go, Im sure she'll understand

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Sounds like a solid approach!

~SC~

SOLID like my Beef STICK!

**SwoleCat** · 04-09-2005, 01:39 PM

Are those good for cutting?

~SC~

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Are those good for cutting?

~SC~

yes .. quite possibly the highest grade of protein through a meat straw!

**SwoleCat** · 04-09-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

yes .. quite possibly the highest grade of protein through a meat straw!

WORD!

~SC~

**BDTR** · 04-09-2005, 06:47 PM

Someone wants to be like you?

**zuke** · 04-09-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by BDTR

Someone wants to be like you?

and all this time, i thought tb was the retard wanting to be like bdtr....

my mistake

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by zuke

and all this time, i thought tb was the retard wanting to be like bdtr....

my mistake

everyone is a retard wanting to be like someone else...
the question at heart is.. How high up are you ... on the TardChain?

**needmorestrength** · 04-09-2005, 09:45 PM

nice to see you around whore

**taiboxa** · 04-09-2005, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

nice to see you around whore

aww feel the love!
i spent like 9 hrs today on AR when i shoulda been composing my presentation over "the endosympbiotic evolution of mitochondria and like symbiots!" im so fackd

***Narkissos*** · 04-10-2005, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by BDTR

someone one wants to be like you?.. Why? Wouldn't it be better to want to be like that cool guy with flawless skin colour...Narkissos? Yea he's my Hero

THanks for the vote of confidence lil man... you may officially join my fan club now