blonde joke

[31uniform]

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway,
the
> >> other
> >>
> >> day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy
> >> but
> >>
> >> I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down
along
> >> with
> >>
> >> her.
> >>
> >>
> >> When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
> >>
> >>
> >> I said" Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
> >>
> >>
> >> She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping
> >> up
> >>
> >> and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
> >>
> >>
> >> I was ecstatic!
> >>
> >>
> >> We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her
on
> >> the
> >>
> >> lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
> >>
> >>
> >> Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more."
> >>
> >>
> >> "I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
> >>
> >>
> >> She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going
to
> >> have
> >>
> >> TWINS!"
> >>
> >>
> >> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
asked
> >> her
> >>
> >> how she knew.
> >>
> >>
> >> She said,
> >>
> >>
> >> (You're going to love this!)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
> >>
> >> twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
positive!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>

[Elysium]

i refuse to read it coz you spent no time or effort posting it rather copying and pasting it from an email someone sent you.

[arnoldwannab]

No matter.....its still funny

[Prime]

i refuse to read it coz you spent no time or effort posting it rather copying and pasting it from an email someone sent you.

i read it but the format was rather irritating!

[31uniform]

why make more work for myself?