Letterman's Top 10 reasons

[singern]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.



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[needmorestrength]

lmfao
thats awsome

[Mesomorphyl]

funny! lol

[Maraxus]

I am offended.

[HeavyHitter]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.



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[SplinterCell]

HAHAHAHAH oh man!

[Prime]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.



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[Elysium]

Thats funny, but as a black man myself i find that a lil offensive.

[*Narkissos*]

And today on Honkey Humour....

[Prime]

Thats funny, but as a black man myself i find that a lil offensive.

when did you turn black?

[Elysium]

when did you turn black?

Im black from the waist down Prime. Now, stop being racist please.

"Once you go black, you'll never go back"

[Prime]

Im black from the waist down Prime. Now, stop being racist please.

"Once you go black, you'll never go black"

"Once you go Prime, youll never walk fine"

[Elysium]

"Once you go Prime, youll never walk fine"

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats actually quite funny. Well done sir.

[Maraxus]

And today on Honkey Humour....

Please youre whiter than wonder bread.

[*Narkissos*]

Please youre whiter than wonder bread.

OWNED!

[singern]

I am offended.

Just a joke bro, never ment to offend.

[BUBBA74]

Wrong but

[jc3]

I think this is funnier than sh*t. And if there is a good one about whites I will probably think that is funnier than sh*t as well.....


hahahaha

[singern]

Top Ten Signs A Miss Universe Contestant Is A Man


10. Instead of plucking her eyebrows, she shaves her back

9. In interview segment, says the person she admires most is RuPaul

8. Her talent involves impregnating Miss Brazil

7. "Reno" isn't her hometown, it's her last name!

6. Has an endorsement deal with Victor's Secret

5. When she gets lost on the way to the pageant, she won't stop and ask directions -- am I right, ladies and gentlemen?


4. She's simultaneously competing in the Mr. Universe pageant

3. You've never heard of her country, "Transvestylvania"

2. When asked about her 5-foot 7-inch frame says, "Forget the 5 feet, let's talk about the 7 inches."

1. She's the only one who ain't sleeping with Donald Trump


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[singern]

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is On Steroids


10. His science fair project demonstrates ways to get around urine tests.

9. Explanation for his suddenly enhanced strength: "Uh...I'm Spider-Man?"

8. Drinks his milk and then eats the glass.

7. His life-long dream is to run for Governer of California.

6. During game of "Got Your Nose," tore Uncle Paul's face right off his head.

5. For Christmas, he's giving everyone diamonds he made by squeezing lumps of coal.

4. He goes outside to ride his bike--five minutes later he calls from Mexico.

3. Instead of girls, he's constantly on the phone with Balco Founder Victor Conte.

2. His adrenal glands are the size of billiard balls.

1. Last year she was the Prom Queen. This year--Prom King.


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[singern]

Top Ten Things I've Learned From The Clinton Years


10. That Hee-Haw crap's funny on TV but not in the White House

9. A White House internship provides hands-on experience

8. It's a good idea to replace the Oval Office carpets every once in a while

7. You can jog every day and still be a chunky tub

6. You can have sex without having sex, as long as while you're having sex you don't actually have sex

5. As long as the economy is good, Americans believe anything you tell them

4. Considering his taste in ladies, it's a good bet Bubba's been drunk since '92

3. Hillary looks really hot in those pantsuits

2. You can be Vice President in the most prosperous time in America, run against a dumb guy, get more votes and still lose

1. It's bent

[The Giant Killer]

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is On Steroids


10. His science fair project demonstrates ways to get around urine tests.

9. Explanation for his suddenly enhanced strength: "Uh...I'm Spider-Man?"

8. Drinks his milk and then eats the glass.

7. His life-long dream is to run for Governer of California.

6. During game of "Got Your Nose," tore Uncle Paul's face right off his head.

5. For Christmas, he's giving everyone diamonds he made by squeezing lumps of coal.

4. He goes outside to ride his bike--five minutes later he calls from Mexico.

3. Instead of girls, he's constantly on the phone with Balco Founder Victor Conte.

2. His adrenal glands are the size of billiard balls.

1. Last year she was the Prom Queen. This year--Prom King.


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lol

[houseofpain]

LMAO at this thread
~HOP

[*Narkissos*]

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is On Steroids



9. Explanation for his suddenly enhanced strength: "Uh...I'm Spider-Man?"

4. He goes outside to ride his bike--five minutes later he calls from Mexico.

These two were great

[Maraxus]

Top Ten Signs A Miss Universe Contestant Is A Man


10. Instead of plucking her eyebrows, she shaves her back

9. In interview segment, says the person she admires most is RuPaul

8. Her talent involves impregnating Miss Brazil

7. "Reno" isn't her hometown, it's her last name!

6. Has an endorsement deal with Victor's Secret

5. When she gets lost on the way to the pageant, she won't stop and ask directions -- am I right, ladies and gentlemen?


4. She's simultaneously competing in the Mr. Universe pageant

3. You've never heard of her country, "Transvestylvania"

2. When asked about her 5-foot 7-inch frame says, "Forget the 5 feet, let's talk about the 7 inches."

1. She's the only one who ain't sleeping with Donald Trump


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I'm offended.

[Maraxus]

Top Ten Things I've Learned From The Clinton Years


10. That Hee-Haw crap's funny on TV but not in the White House

9. A White House internship provides hands-on experience

8. It's a good idea to replace the Oval Office carpets every once in a while

7. You can jog every day and still be a chunky tub

6. You can have sex without having sex, as long as while you're having sex you don't actually have sex

5. As long as the economy is good, Americans believe anything you tell them

4. Considering his taste in ladies, it's a good bet Bubba's been drunk since '92

3. Hillary looks really hot in those pantsuits

2. You can be Vice President in the most prosperous time in America, run against a dumb guy, get more votes and still lose

1. It's bent

I'm offended.

[Spyder]

"Once you go Prime, youll never walk fine"

your on the wrong thread, messy already started a username rhyming thread

[singern]

I'm offended.

Did you forget your medication again?