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  1. 04-12-2005, 12:19 AM #1
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    What do Michael Jackson and Cavier have in common?

    They both cum on little while crackers!!

    I bout lost it when my g/f told me this joke.
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  2. 04-12-2005, 12:21 AM #2
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    an even older one....

    What does Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?

    They both have little boys pants 1/2 off
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  3. 04-12-2005, 12:30 AM #3
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    Jacko will walk. Virtually the entire case against him has been discredited. It's really incredible, practically none of the witnesses the prosecution has brought forward have bolstered their case. When Michael Jackson walks, I want to hear his impression of the media on him. They've tried him already and found him guilty. I was reading this column saying how CNN insisted his mother had left the courtroom briefly because the testimoney was making her ill. It turns out she just had to go to the bathroom.
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  4. 04-12-2005, 12:31 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by newbrew
    an even older one....

    What does Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?

    They both have little boys pants 1/2 off
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  5. 04-12-2005, 05:00 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by newbrew
    an even older one....

    What does Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?

    They both have little boys pants 1/2 off

    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    They both cum on little while crackers!!

    I bout lost it when my g/f told me this joke.
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  6. 04-12-2005, 08:05 AM #6
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    McDonald's stands behind Michael Jackson. They're even going to release a special burger once the trial's over.



































    It's going to be 46 year old meat between two 11 year old buns. :spudniklu
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  7. 04-12-2005, 08:23 AM #7
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    HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! those are classic
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  8. 04-12-2005, 11:01 AM #8
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    Eh, some of the testimony is pretty damaging, and there is more to come. If he walks, I want to personally be there when the hury exists the building.

    Btw, anyone have the number for that company that makes suicide bomber vests?
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  9. 04-12-2005, 11:10 AM #9
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    If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
    A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
    A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
    A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys

    Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
    A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

    McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
    It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

    Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
    A: He was choking on a small bone!

    Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
    A: Because there are twenty of them!


    lots more here
    http://williambader.com/mj.html
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  10. 04-12-2005, 11:59 AM #10
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    What do you call Michael Jackson and a room full of boy scouts:

    An orgy

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  11. 04-12-2005, 12:01 PM #11
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    Man, that was dis-gus-TING
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  12. 04-12-2005, 01:19 PM #12
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    Why did Michael Jackson get food poising for eating in the Elementary cafeteria? He at a 9 year old weiner...lol
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  13. 04-12-2005, 01:46 PM #13
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    lol.....
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