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  1. 04-12-2005, 08:50 AM #1
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    loose bowels

    I am bored as hell sitting home watching 3 kids, so i thought i would let you all know that I have taken 4 dumps since 630 this morning. The first was a solid 8 incher that I marveled at for about 5 min before sending it on its merry way. The next one was a close call that originated as a fart but I lost the gamble and ended up needing to change undies. Numbers 3 and 4 were just a watery mess, that needed several baby wipes before I truly felt clean.

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  2. 04-12-2005, 08:55 AM #2
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    Wow!!! What did you eat?!?!?!

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  3. 04-12-2005, 09:05 AM #3
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    nothing out of the ordinary. unless my wife spiked my food? hmmmmmm.....
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  4. 04-12-2005, 09:12 AM #4
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    dudes...TMI
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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    The first was a solid 8 incher that I marveled at for about 5 min before sending it on its merry way.
    You should have framed it and hung it on your wall.

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  6. 04-12-2005, 09:25 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
    You should have framed it and hung it on your wall.

    Or taken a pic of it.
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    Wtf......
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  8. 04-12-2005, 09:42 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick Arrado
    Or taken a pic of it.
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    or both. lol
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    my first thread read this morning in the lounge after hittin up the diet forum has to be this one...
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  10. 04-12-2005, 09:45 AM #10
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    ha ha i havent **** my pants since i was 15. how old r u bro
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  11. 04-12-2005, 09:51 AM #11
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    34, and it was more of a shart, not so much as a full on log....
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  12. 04-12-2005, 10:42 AM #12
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    Shart, LMFAO!

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  13. 04-12-2005, 11:08 AM #13
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    dude when i diet, i take a loz right after i eat..almost every time.. its great, but man it sucks at the same time.. my poor tiny azzhole...
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    My 6 y/o came up with that one. its better than him saying that he just shyt his pants
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  15. 04-12-2005, 11:10 AM #15
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    I heard the "sharted" thing on t.v. Some stand up comedy thing I believe.

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