I have my neighbour in my cross hairs!

**Bigen12** · 04-22-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

OWNED!

**bedrock** · 04-22-2005, 10:19 AM

Hey Bro, Johnny Cash wrote you a song ! Here are the words.

Early one morning
With time to kill
I borrowed Jebb's rifle
And sat on a hill
I saw a lone rider
Crossing the plain
I drew a bead on him
To practice my aim

My brother's rifle
Went off in my hand
A shot rang out
Across the land
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

I set off running
To wake from the dream
My brother's rifle
Went into the sheen
I kept on running
Into the south lands
That's where they found me
My head and my hands

The sheriff he asked me
Why had I run
And then it came to me
Just what I had done
And all for no reason
Just one peace of lead
I hung my head
I hung my head

Here in the court house
The whole town was there
I see the judge
High up in the chair
Explain to the court room
What went through your mind
And we'll ask the jury
What verdict they find

I felt the power
Of death over life
I orphaned his children
I widowed his wife
I begged their forgiveness
I wish I was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

Early one morning
With time to kill
I see the gallows
Up on a hill
And out in the distance
A trick of the brain
I see a lone rider
Crossing the plain

And he'd come to fetch me
To see what they'd done
And we'd ride together
To kingdom come
I prayed for god's mercy
For soon I'd be dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

**Bigen12** · 04-22-2005, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by bedrock

Hey Bro, Johnny Cash wrote you a song ! Here are the words.

My brother's rifle
Went off in my hand
A shot rang out
Across the land
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

I think BOUNCER’s version would go something like this….

The asshole was dead
I blew off his head
I blew off his head….

**PaRiS2005** · 04-22-2005, 10:31 AM

Bouncer, why don't you invite the bastard for a game of golf, pretend to take a HUGE ass swing and then "accidently" hit him in the back of the head??? Just an idea.....

**Deezuhl** · 04-22-2005, 10:36 AM

that is the baddest avatar i have ever seen yet!!!! I could do it for you if you werent in another country. I got a .50 cal with swarovski scope that could hit him center mass at 2 miles. With me shooting 2000yds, with someone skilled 2 miles.

**symatech** · 04-22-2005, 10:40 AM

going for the kidney shot there huh? that's the funniest thing I've seen here in a while.

why do you hate him so much again?

**HammerCurler** · 04-22-2005, 01:29 PM

lol, great pic

Spyder · 04-22-2005, 02:21 PM

Bouncer, you are on MF'er I would never want to piss off!

***Narkissos*** · 04-22-2005, 02:30 PM

send your neighbour the pic...anonymously

**Mighty Joe** · 04-22-2005, 04:53 PM

This is why the Irish are my favorite people in tho whole world.......

**BigJames** · 04-22-2005, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Really, I have. I fcuking detest the bastard, he annoys the **** out of me. Your going to laugh at this, but every now and then I put him in the cross hairs of my scope and pretend I'm going blow his fcuking head off.

Just took this photo of him in my cross hairs too. Sh*thead is out cleaning his garden, road and green area's 24/7. He hates my new car and spies on the kids on the road incase their mess it up. His daughter is a little cvnt too.

Excuse the bad photo, it was hard tracking him with one hand on my rifle and the other holding the camera.

That is awesome...LMAO. My neighbour drives me nuts to...a while ago he was out in his backyard for a smoke and was harrasssing my dogs. I went out there with my ASP batton and probably would have bent it on him if he had still been there...but after seeing this...I need a scope....that is too funny.

**CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ** · 04-25-2005, 07:14 AM

Shooting british ppl...

dunno what to say on that one...

I guess some things we should keep to ourselves.

**MaxPayne** · 04-25-2005, 07:40 AM

Bouncer you could take a huge **** on his well manicured lawn at night and watch him step on it with your scope in the morning.

**hardgainer1** · 04-25-2005, 07:45 AM

hahahahaha

**Slick Arrado** · 04-25-2005, 08:05 AM

Great shot!! :spudniklu

**BOUNCER** · 04-25-2005, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ

Shooting british ppl...

dunno what to say on that one...

I guess some things we should keep to ourselves.

Ah now, you should know me better than that!. I was kidding with the idiot.

**CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ** · 04-25-2005, 09:54 AM

As was I...

but then again you never know.

**sp9** · 04-25-2005, 10:03 AM

My neighbor is easier to look at:

**BOUNCER** · 04-25-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ

As was I...

but then again you never know.

**CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ** · 04-25-2005, 10:20 AM

I meant you never know if ppl say stuff meaning it and then cover it by saying their playing... Just with your sig and some other comments, makes you think..
I just have personal family issues with brits being shot in Ireland, and am a bit twitchy even when people are playing about it

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-25-2005, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Ah now, you should know me better than that!. I was kidding with the idiot.

To me the "idiot" would be the person who is pointing a gun at his neigbour. What a responsible mature guy you are.

**BOUNCER** · 04-25-2005, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by CoRnErBaCk_BlItZ

I meant you never know if ppl say stuff meaning it and then cover it by saying their playing... Just with your sig and some other comments, makes you think..
I just have personal family issues with brits being shot in Ireland, and am a bit twitchy even when people are playing about it

Well Northern Ireland, you should be able to understand my stance there. As for shooting Brits in N.I. I'm against it. But it isn't my government occupying someone else's country and although I'm against one single British soldier losing his life in N.I. I do believe as an occupying force their legitimate targets. I realise that would cause you offence, and I apologise for doing that here but I feel I must justify my signature.

Seriously, I absolutely hate the thought of a young British soldier losing his life here (thankfully the ceasefire has ended that). Even today I mourn the loss of the last British soldier to died here, Bombadier (sp'ing) Steven Rostorick.

My signature is a qoute by Bobby Sands M.P. who died on hunger strike in 1981.

**Bigen12** · 04-25-2005, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

To me the "idiot" would be the person who is pointing a gun at his neigbour. What a responsible mature guy you are.

What's a 6 letter word for a person who doesn't know how to take a joke?

Starts with a W......

**BOUNCER** · 04-25-2005, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

What's a 6 letter word for a person who doesn't know how to take a joke?

Starts with a W......

Thats so funny. I work with an American girl at the weekends and was only asking her this week do Americans use the work 'Wanker', seem's you do!.

**symatech** · 04-25-2005, 03:55 PM

yeah but it's not all too often you hear an american say wanker. it's great when we do though

**Panzerfaust** · 04-25-2005, 06:47 PM

Your neighbour is fat!

**BOUNCER** · 04-26-2005, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Your neighbour is fat!

And isn't that a great reason to shot him?.

**Panzerfaust** · 04-26-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

And isn't that a great reason to shot him?.

Its ok as long as you can afford the processing bill.

**chicamahomico** · 04-27-2005, 12:09 AM

Great pic lol, that gout has given you too much free time. Actually after I would chat with you on MSN I used to go to work and not thinking anything of it I would call some puke at the door a 'wanker' and everyone would laugh like it was this great novel saying or something lol.

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Thats so funny. I work with an American girl at the weekends and was only asking her this week do Americans use the work 'Wanker', seem's you do!.

**63190** · 04-27-2005, 01:55 AM

I say mail it to him annonymosly. Or do like that other dude said and have one of your friend come over and both point at him. Pop a fire cracker from the window that your in. Have him call the cops. Have the two against one thing going. Either way sounds like a win.

**Sage** · 04-27-2005, 08:05 PM

this is hilarious............i can totally relate to having a neighbor who is a major prick............this is good stuff...........don't like them, put them under the scope.........if only it was that easy..........….lmfao.....