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05-14-2005, 09:01 PM #1
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Drunk moron slapped me on the A$$
in the bar last night!!! WFT....guys do not try this at home. IT COULD get you killed!!! I damn neared beat his a$$! Not cool and not the way to make points with a woman!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-14-2005, 09:13 PM #2
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he probably knew he had no chance w/ you, and that was the only way he was ever going to touch your asss, so fuk it.
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05-14-2005, 09:13 PM #3
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I think its a natural reflex that occurs when when alcohol is consummed. He could of had torret(spell check) syndrom and alcohol just changed his actions a bit.
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05-14-2005, 09:17 PM #4
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That just might be it! Didn't think of it that way!
Originally Posted by alphaman
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-14-2005, 09:20 PM #5
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Last night was the first time out for me since I graduated academy...had a blast. I don't think I have turned down that many guys in one night EVER. Not braggin...it was just one of those nights. Must have been something in the air last night. Im paying for it today however ... exposure to all that cig smoke is murder on my lungs!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-14-2005, 09:53 PM #6
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Wow...somones on a rampage tonight!
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05-14-2005, 10:01 PM #7
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You just don't know! I'm only talking about the minor stuff!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-14-2005, 10:14 PM #8
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ive never really been the ass slaping type lol dunno just always thought of it as being a dumb childish thing that perverts do, and of course no way to pick up a female...just ignorant ppl that dont have any game
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05-14-2005, 10:35 PM #9
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It never stops amazing me at what some people do. I've been high as shit and never just slapped a strange girl on the ass. Now my former girlfriends. Different story.lol
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05-14-2005, 10:38 PM #10
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But if a girl slaps my ASS..........
...then I'd prolly just smile and walk away but keeping tabs on that chick...But I think most women like to pinch ass instead of the slap..
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05-14-2005, 11:55 PM #11
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Sorry lol
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05-15-2005, 12:29 AM #12
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So how DID you react CB?
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05-15-2005, 01:06 AM #13
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You should of beat his ass. JMO
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05-15-2005, 01:53 AM #14
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Turned around, grabbed his wrist as I would if I was getting ready to dump a suspect to the ground....and told him if he ever did it again he'd come back with a bloody stump!!
Originally Posted by Narkissos
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-15-2005, 04:39 AM #15
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bloody stump? yikes that just sounds painful...
lol
i hate that my boy always does shyt like that when were out. hell grab a girls ass and look at me when she turns around, kids stupid lol
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05-16-2005, 11:36 AM #16
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Bloody stump? Ooooh... ouch. Hope you were talking about his arm!
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05-16-2005, 04:28 PM #17
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Whatever was closest and most painful
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-16-2005, 06:11 PM #18
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My goodness! I'm surprised you let him live Barb.
I'd never slap a stranger on the rear....then again I was raised in an era of manners.
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05-16-2005, 06:23 PM #19
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Barbi, you are my hero!
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05-16-2005, 06:41 PM #20
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Last night this girls ass slapped my hand and she got mad at me. Can you believe some people?
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05-16-2005, 07:18 PM #21
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Thats Funny! Originally Posted by Rickson
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05-16-2005, 08:16 PM #22
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wow cb dont hold back tell us how you realy feel.
that is bull shit you should have kicked his ass.
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05-16-2005, 08:18 PM #23
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Would you like me to shank him?
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05-16-2005, 09:56 PM #24
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Next time knee Him in the balls..
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05-16-2005, 11:25 PM #25
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05-16-2005, 11:29 PM #26
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And you're worthless with or without pics Originally Posted by firenwire
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05-16-2005, 11:30 PM #27
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My point remains valid.
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05-16-2005, 11:32 PM #28
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What you want? Pics of her ass??? Originally Posted by firenwire
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05-16-2005, 11:34 PM #29
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i know understand the reasoning behind the mass exodus
CYA
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05-16-2005, 11:38 PM #30
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BWAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA Originally Posted by firenwire
whatever
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05-17-2005, 03:23 AM #31alevok Guest
think this way, u must have a great ass that he wanted to touch. No one would like to slap an ugly ass. You could take it as a compliment.....
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05-17-2005, 04:09 AM #32
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CB are you on Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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im sorry but i couldn't resist!
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05-17-2005, 08:03 AM #33
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LOL You guys are tooooo funny!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-17-2005, 08:55 AM #34
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Well all I can say is this...... I'm jealous and envious of his hand....
I never got the ass slap.... being friends with a girl and playfully doing it is one thing.... but a total stranger is another. Oh well.... sounds like ya set him straight none the less CB....
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05-17-2005, 08:58 AM #35
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
At the club where I work I throw out a couple of guys a night for this.
Strangly enough it is usually Mexicans.
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05-17-2005, 09:04 AM #36
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Put me on that list. I am sure she is very fit... Originally Posted by ReX357
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05-17-2005, 10:24 AM #37
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PM her and tell us what kind of answer you get
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05-17-2005, 10:31 AM #38
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Well unless she took 'em down she's already posted pics.... no not of her azz either. Just remember...playing around is one thing but keep in mind she's a very respected member here at AR folks.
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05-17-2005, 10:33 AM #39
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And yes, if you pm her and she does give you pics of her rump I'll be very hurt cause I've been stalking her for years to no avail.....
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05-17-2005, 11:17 AM #40
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I am not sending my pics to anyone. I have posted them out there somewhere....not sure if they are there anymore or not.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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