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  1. 05-25-2005, 04:46 PM #1
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    Bouncer is getting drunk tonight...

    He's falling for someone he can't have, and listening to a CD compilation of tracks she put together for him which reminds her of him!..


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  2. 05-25-2005, 04:48 PM #2
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    stay strong bouncer....stay strong....
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  3. 05-25-2005, 04:55 PM #3
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    I feel your pain Bouncer!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  4. 05-25-2005, 04:59 PM #4
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    The tracks she put together..

    1. Hate it or love it - 50cent

    2. Bed of roses - Bon jovi

    3. I'm not in love - 10cc

    4. A song for the lovers - Richard Ashcroft

    5. Killing me softly - The fugee's

    6. The Island - Paul Brady

    7. I want you - Bob Dylan

    8. There you'll be - Faith Hill

    9. Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straights

    10. The closest thing (to crazy) - Katie Melua

    11. We've got tonight - Ronana and Lulu

    12. Lion King - Lady Smith Black Mambaso

    13. I don't want to miss.. - Aerosmith

    14. We're all alone - rita Coolridge

    15. Your're the first - Barry White

    16. Saints and Sinners - Paddy Casey

    17. If you could read - Gordon lightfoot

    18. Hungry eye's - Dirty Dancing.
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  5. 05-25-2005, 05:16 PM #5
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    That sucks man. You should go to the bar and sing some drinking songs instead.
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  6. 05-25-2005, 11:24 PM #6
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    Is milis dá ól é ach is searbh dá íoc é!

    Dá fheabhas é an t-ól is é an tart a dheireadh
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  7. 05-26-2005, 12:25 AM #7
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    Oho shit, If the neighbor survives the night it will be a miracle.
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  8. 05-26-2005, 01:44 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glock-19
    Oho shit, If the neighbor survives the night it will be a miracle.
    what?
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  9. 05-26-2005, 03:51 AM #9
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    Don't hit the alcohol bro. Stay strong and positive and get yourself to the gym, try and take your mind off her.
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  10. 05-26-2005, 06:37 AM #10
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    sometimes the things we want are the things we are better off without

    take it easy bud
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  11. 05-26-2005, 07:12 AM #11
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    Well if you need a light bulb changed now is the time to do it... Have one of your buddies come over and hold the lightbulb in place while you get drunk enough for the room to start spinning...
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