my laziness

**decadbal** · 06-08-2005, 05:41 PM

has reached its breaking point, last night at about 4am, i was to lazy to walk downstairs (bc my toilet is messed up) i pissed off my balcony onto my neighbors flowers...

thats what those flowers get for lookin at me all hard and shat

**Jack87** · 06-08-2005, 05:42 PM

OK this one is shocking even coming from you...

**testo200** · 06-08-2005, 05:43 PM

lol... haha, I pee out my window when I wake up in the middle of the night with wood so I dont make a mess.

**Money Boss Hustla** · 06-08-2005, 06:09 PM

I pissed in a hotel sink...several times.

**Tazwell** · 06-08-2005, 06:15 PM

ha ha
ever hold it so long you have dreams about pissing?

**aminophiliac** · 06-09-2005, 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I pissed in a hotel sink...several times.

gone in the hotel hallway cuz it was closer (so i am told. i was blacked out.).

**MBaraso** · 06-09-2005, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

has reached its breaking point, last night at about 4am, i was to lazy to walk downstairs (bc my toilet is messed up) i pissed off my balcony onto my neighbors flowers...

thats what those flowers get for lookin at me all hard and shat

That's not lazy...That's ghetto

**Red Ketchup** · 06-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Well, at least you didn't piss in an empty 2L mountain dew bottle and kept it in your room a week...

I found that in my kids room the other week... the damm bathroom is 15 feet from his room! How lazy can one be!? I told him the next time he does that I'd put the bottle in the fridge and let him find out the hard way it doesn't contain mountain dew...

I hope he doesn' start to pee out the darn window now...

Red

**HeavyHitter** · 06-09-2005, 09:01 AM

hahhaha I was upstairs and i needed to talk to my mother.... so i called the house from my cell phone so i wouldnt have to get up!! hahahaha

**Animal Cracker** · 06-09-2005, 11:53 AM

I love pissin' outside...cool night air on the balls...wonderful.

**Benches505** · 06-09-2005, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Animal Cracker

I love pissin' outside...cool night air on the balls...wonderful.

**Bigen12** · 06-09-2005, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Animal Cracker

I love pissin' outside...cool night air on the balls...wonderful.

Absolutly, one of the good things in life.....

**Carlos_E** · 06-09-2005, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by MBaraso

That's not lazy...That's ghetto

True!

***Narkissos*** · 06-14-2005, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Well, at least you didn't piss in an empty 2L mountain dew bottle and kept it in your room a week...

I found that in my kids room the other week... the damm bathroom is 15 feet from his room! How lazy can one be!? I told him the next time he does that I'd put the bottle in the fridge and let him find out the hard way it doesn't contain mountain dew...

I hope he doesn' start to pee out the darn window now...

Red

**MASTER** · 06-14-2005, 12:43 PM

I was workin in an ice cream kiosque a few years back, n i wasnt allowed to leave the kiosque to go to the toilet, unless i had some1 to cover me, the kiosque was in the middle of nowhere, and i had no way of contactin other staff, so i used to piss in 1 of the freezers or in the corner of the kiosque, boy oh boy did that stink. Also when i went on holiday with some mates, we got 1 of those cheap like dormitory rooms, so we all slept in 1 huge room, n 1 nite some fool locked the door and put the key somewhere, i didnt no where it was n was desperate as hell for a piss, so i just casually pissed on the floor n went back to sleep. The best bit was, no1 knew who it was, coz i didnt wake ne1 up.