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    When i know someone will beat me to 1,000 posts as i have to go out! bas*ard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    when I run out of diet pepsi....

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    when i gotta wake up @ 5am and its 12 pm now and i slept only 2 hrs last nite **** that im an animal

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    When i know someone will beat me to 1,000 posts as i have to go out! bas*ard!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    muuuuuuuuuuahahahhahahahhhhahahhah

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    when I can't please a women the first time...

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    when sugar free jam still has 7g of sugar...

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    No morning sex

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    When you go into the mens bathroom and below the urinal its all wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    when sugar free jam still has 7g of sugar...
    when i cant find sugar free nething here!!!!!

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    When i run outta peanut butter

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    when chicks aren't down with morning sex..

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    havnt touched a girl in 3 weeks now its amazing im not humping peoples legs

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    When i run outta lipgloss

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    When you go into the mens bathroom and below the urinal its all wet.
    When you go into the womens bathroom and EVERY seat has been pissed on. Women - if you squat and spray...wipe up the damn spray!!

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    when cotton shirt have 13% spandex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    havnt touched a girl in 3 weeks now its amazing im not humping peoples legs

    Wow, you have stamina. After 3wks I would be doing the drunk chick at the end of the bar...

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    Things that don't go poke in the nite

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    when an ant bites ur dick......

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    when oprah starts to look sexually attractive... Fuk'in prop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    when an ant bites ur dick......


    And thats the most action you have seen in 3wks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Wow, you have stamina. After 3wks I would be doing the drunk chick at the end of the bar...
    there is no drunk chick at the end of the bar this is egypt looks like i gotta call the freak girl that wants a 4some with her mom and her friend.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    And thats the most action you have seen in 3wks..
    sadly ... yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    when oprah starts to look sexually attractive... Fuk'in prop!


    There is not enough juice to make that happen...

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    when everything starts to taste like chicken...

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    When i only start to look cute to drunk guys:P

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    when your AC freezes up and doesn't work...

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    when all i eat is chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    When you go into the womens bathroom and EVERY seat has been pissed on. Women - if you squat and spray...wipe up the damn spray!!

    When you walk into the women's bathroom by accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    When you go into the womens bathroom and EVERY seat has been pissed on. Women - if you squat and spray...wipe up the damn spray!!


    lol, sounds like men arent as messy as women claim.

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    when laundry piles up and you know you eventually have to do it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    When you walk into the women's bathroom by accident
    and accidentally stand there for 4 minutes....

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    when u wait outside the bathroom cuz girl thinks its funny taking ur wallet and every1 thinks ur trying to sneak a peak in there.........

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    when you can't get over 210lbs for the life of you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    lol, sounds like men arent as messy as women claim.
    Women are disgusting sometimes...go into the girls bathroom in any bar/club/movie theatre near the end of the night......theres not a dry seat in the house.

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    when you are getting sick of looking at your avator because it is posted soo much on this site....

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    I am going to rethink the whole after bar sex after hearing that. You want to have sex? Go take a shower!

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    nope no problems here gaining slowly but steadily

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    when girls won't buy you a drink....

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