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    when your one nipple is hard and the other is just chillin..

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    When it's still not flippin 5pm

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    when you have successfullly whored up 6 pages of nonsense...

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    @ the nipple thing i thot i was alone in that...

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    When guys buy you a drink.........then expect you to stand there and talk to them.

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    When someone doesn't know how damn smart i am:P

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    when Justin will not stop until he hits 1000 posts....

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    I was at a Braves game in Atlanta once, and walked into the women's bathroom, and there was this black, skinny crackhead lady in her brown stained granny panties, and she freaked out on me like I was copping a peek or something! It was groos as helll. My mom said she went on about it for the whole time she was in there.

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    when girls buy u drinks and excpect u to stand there and talk to them

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    When your friends pimp u off at the door at a club to get in for free or to by pass line

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    When guys buy you a drink.........then expect you to stand there and talk to them.
    agreed!!! I like to buy girls drinks and walk away... this techniques seems a little more effective.. .would you agree?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    When guys buy you a drink.........then expect you to stand there and talk to them.

    I never buy $hit for chicks I don't know, but that's dispicable.

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    when people think theyre smart when theyre obviously not

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    when bad breath makes hot girls ugly...

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    When u forget what you were talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    I never buy $hit for chicks I don't know, but that's dispicable.
    common... give the big ones some love...

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    when the person that started this thread opens it and sees what it has turned into he'll probably f'n hate that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    agreed!!! I like to buy girls drinks and walk away... this techniques seems a little more effective.. .would you agree?

    Then she will think you dont have the ball$ to talk to her.

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    Pit stains on ur boss

    or when ugly dudes hit on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    when bad breath makes hot girls ugly...

    or a fukked up grill.

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    when nobody has DIRECTLY called me a whore....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    When u forget what you were talking about


    I dont think it matters in this thread..

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    my fingers hurt.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    when nobody has DIRECTLY called me a whore....


    Whore

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    When yuo give out your friends numbers instead of your own at a club and realize they r doing it to you too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Then she will think you dont have the ball$ to talk to her.
    not if you smack her on the ass before you leave....

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    JUSTIN UR A WHORE HAPpY NOW ?

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    Justin is a HOTTY WHORE DAMnit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    agreed!!! I like to buy girls drinks and walk away... this techniques seems a little more effective.. .would you agree?
    Oh yes, it makes you more "mysterious".

    OK, I'll rephrase. When an unattractive, smelly,fat, loser but thinks he's the sh*t guy buys you a drink without offering first....THEN expects you to stand there and talk to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Whore
    can you please refraise that to JUSTIN YOU WHORE!!!

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    one ball or two.. which pocket?

    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    not if you smack her on the ass before you leave....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    not if you smack her on the ass before you leave....

    You're the man if you really do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    Oh yes, it makes you more "mysterious".

    OK, I'll rephrase. When an unattractive, smelly,fat, loser but thinks he's the sh*t guy buys you a drink without offering first....THEN expects you to stand there and talk to him.
    word! and I was kidding about the whole smacking on the ass thing!

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    No, youve been a bad whore.

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    Just IN TIME to make JUstin a whore:P

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    You're the man if you really do that!
    don't tell SexyK... but I do!!!

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    when u walk like uve been ass ****ed 3days outta everyweek cuz of those damn squats.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    word! and I was kidding about the whole smacking on the ass thing!

    puss

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    aaaaaaahahahahhaahhahhahhhah (this counts as one post) ahahhahhhahhahahhah

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    how chicks get offended if a guy spanks their ass but if they do it the guy is supposed to think its nice

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