texas.... im better than you

[decadbal]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

[ttuprincess]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

dont hate... we dont have enough fat black chicas for you anyway.

[decadbal]

hahah..welcome to atlanta where the players play

[_Tiger_]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

on this board and others im a member at... im gonna stop coming here if you phucking girls cant stop whining like a bunch of god dam babies

[decadbal]

touche

[_Tiger_]

Just pullin your chain bro, no hard feelings!

[Tazwell]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

my neighbor is a cow, and he is stupid.

[decadbal]

no prob mang.. yes, im aware of the mental inadequacise of the bovine.. very unstimulated.. very lazy..very very unappe****g as a pet..

[MilitiaGuy]

I aint gonna go without posting

[CRUISECONTROL]

I aint gonna go without posting

You whore you

[ttuprincess]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

not everything in texas is flat! lol

[MilitiaGuy]

You whore you

whore to the bones

[_Tiger_]

not everything in texas is flat! lol

what are you inferring?

[BIG TEXAN]

yea you and your gay ass flat land, and sand fleas, and stupid cows.. im way better than you

Come on over here and make a statement like that boy..... I'll personally give ya a warm Texan like welcome...

[decadbal]

im sorry, im not on that team BT.. but if u so choose that lifestyle im sure berm can accomodate you....fully..hahaha

[3Vandoo]

"cough" Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "cough"

[CRUISECONTROL]

And you say your better

LMFAO



THE FUTURE OF TEXAS

Please note that Texas is the only state with a
legal right to secede from the Union (please refer
to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action
if Kerry wins over Bush. We'll miss you too.

Here is our plan:

#1: Let John Kerry become President of the
United States. (all 49 states.)

#2: George W. Bush becomes the President
of the Republic Of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as
a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas.
(we will control the space industry.)

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the
United States.

3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it)
The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on
a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the
Republic of Texas will need for the next
300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need
and it's too bad about those northern states.
John Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the
nation in producing computer chips and communications:
Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer,
EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor,
Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials,
Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi,
Nortel, Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Health Centers - We have the largest research
centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers
and the top trauma units in the world and other
large health planning centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us going:
UT, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU,
University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, Ivy grows

better in the south anyway

9. We have a ready supply of workers.
(just open the border when we need some more)

10. We have control of the paper industry,
plastics, insurance, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the
Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National
Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody
down here has at least six r***es and a pile of ammo,
we can raise an army in 24 hours if we need it.
If the situation really gets bad, we can always call
Department of Public Safety and ask them to send
over a coupleTexas Rangers.

12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry,
hogs and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables
and lets not forget seafood from the gulf.
And everybody down here knows how to cook them
so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

This just names a few of the items that will keep
the Republic Of Texas in good shape. There isn't
a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States
under President Kerry:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas
for your cars, only President Kerry will be able
to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV.
The rest of the United States will have to walk
or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the space center
in Houston will cut off your communications.
You won't have any natural gas to heat your
homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted
global warming, you will not need the gas.

Signed, The People in Texas

Have a nice day.

[CRUISECONTROL]

bump for Deca

[Slick Arrado]

I thought you were better than South Carolina. No?

[IronFreakX]

Im the kind of the world...every1 else is gay and inferior....

[BIG TEXAN]

im sorry, im not on that team BT.. but if u so choose that lifestyle im sure berm can accomodate you....fully..hahaha

Well I was talking about stomping a mud hole in your ass and walking it dry, but I see that you take everything said in a homosexual manner kinda mkaes me wonder about you.....

[*Narkissos*]

yipee ya-O...giddeyup

[justin2305]

texas kicks ass homo lol h-town represent

[chest6]

i come back to see this thread..come onnn i live in a suburb .not many cows here