Funniest scene from Family Guy

**livewire57** · 08-06-2005, 12:37 PM

Holy shit I'm still crying

http://www.zippyvideos.com/211129792726595.html

**decadbal** · 08-06-2005, 12:41 PM

hahahaha...who wants chowda

**IronFreakX** · 08-06-2005, 12:54 PM

Man that is just too fvcking funny

wut the hell did they drink???

**scriptfactory** · 08-06-2005, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Man that is just too fvcking funny

wut the hell did they drink???

"Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ea-- braaaaaaaaaahhhhHH!!!!!"

I love that scene! Syrup of ipecac is no joke. When I was in the Army I drank a bottle so I would throwup and could get out of work. Well, I didn't eat all day so I was just super-duper sick to my stomach but I could throw up. About 6 hours after ingestion (once I was already off work...) I started projectile vomiting this bright lime green liquid! The worst vomit I have ever had in my life. My gawd, the pain was horrible...

BTW, I was a medic in the Army so I should have known better.

**IronFreakX** · 08-06-2005, 01:46 PM

sounds yummy

**305GUY** · 08-06-2005, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

"Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ea-- braaaaaaaaaahhhhHH!!!!!"

I love that scene! Syrup of ipecac is no joke. When I was in the Army I drank a bottle so I would throwup and could get out of work. Well, I didn't eat all day so I was just super-duper sick to my stomach but I could throw up. About 6 hours after ingestion (once I was already off work...) I started projectile vomiting this bright lime green liquid! The worst vomit I have ever had in my life. My gawd, the pain was horrible...

BTW, I was a medic in the Army so I should have known better.

I'd rather work 24 hours straight than have a sip of ipecac. I HATE YAKING!

**IronFreakX** · 08-06-2005, 01:53 PM

Puking from alcohol is the worst!!!!......

**scriptfactory** · 08-06-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Puking from alcohol is the worst!!!!......

You've obviously never drank ipecac...

**IronFreakX** · 08-06-2005, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

You've obviously never drank ipecac...

Sounds bad!!!!.....count me out

**livewire57** · 08-06-2005, 02:48 PM

Stewie: "Please..no more..no more BLAAHHHHH!!!"

**gymnutt** · 08-06-2005, 11:57 PM

I just saw the new Family Guy movie today..fkkn hilarious and uncensored. It comes out straight to video in about half a year...but there's pre-screen bootlegs lurking around on the net.

**Cdub** · 08-07-2005, 12:13 AM

have yall seen the new movie that is will be out on dvd. its about stewie. shit is outrageous!

**livewire57** · 08-15-2005, 03:05 PM

just downloaded the new movie... kind of disappointed with it to be honest..

**Bigpup101** · 08-15-2005, 06:07 PM

this is funny, there are some sick writers on this show lmao, i think i have every episode downloaded

**Keyser Sozey** · 08-15-2005, 06:55 PM

Oh man! My face and the back of my head hurt from laughing so hard.

**chest6** · 08-16-2005, 04:01 AM

oh i love this show..that episode was pretty funny..my favorite was Brian the Bachelor when Stewie is on the couch w Brian twice and keeps saying..
hey brian..now u can begin that uhh novel you've been working on...
you know...the novel thats been sittin on the couch for 3 years etc

**scriptfactory** · 08-16-2005, 04:28 AM

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

**sinista63** · 08-16-2005, 04:44 AM

god... i almost puked myself... from laughing though. i knew i shouldn't have clicked on that link with my gf fast asleep. god i love that show. the great part is that its all based around my hometown... except there really is no Denny's in South Attleboro

**S.P.G** · 08-16-2005, 05:53 AM

haha yes i love Family Guy!!!!

**Psychotron** · 08-16-2005, 08:37 AM

I like the one where he keeps crashing shit into joes house. "where do you get the money for all this" "to the hindenpeter"

**Mesomorphyl** · 08-16-2005, 09:05 AM

That was great! What episode was that from?

***Giantz11*** · 08-16-2005, 03:51 PM

I like the one where he keeps crashing shit into joes house. "where do you get the money for all this" "to the hindenpeter"

That one hilarious, on a couple of nights ago I believe. Another classic is when Peter Narrates eveything:

I walked into the kitchen, and sat down at the table, I looked at the questionable grimace Lois had placed in front of me, of course I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew, Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had become more aware of her aging, the bright exuberant eyes that I had falling in love with, were now becoming dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life..... I awoke several hours later in a daze

**livewire57** · 08-16-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

That was great! What episode was that from?

It's from "8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter", where Peter sells his daughter to Mort (the owner of the Pharmacy) to pay for his huge tab he accumulated.

**Dave321** · 08-16-2005, 04:14 PM

that is FUKIN HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!!!

**BUBBA74** · 08-16-2005, 04:55 PM

I seen that shit the other night and couldnt stop laughing

**Mesomorphyl** · 08-19-2005, 01:56 PM

I just watched this again... The next one they should use some Phosphasoda... that causes violent diahreaha, they use it before certain surguries.

As a matter of fact, bet one of your buddies $20 he cannot drink a bottle of phosphasoda(walgreens 6bucks)... It will be worth loosing the $20 if you think the sound of pouring water into a toilet is funny.

**305GUY** · 08-19-2005, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

That one hilarious, on a couple of nights ago I believe. Another classic is when Peter Narrates eveything:

I walked into the kitchen, and sat down at the table, I looked at the questionable grimace Lois had placed in front of me, of course I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew, Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had become more aware of her aging, the bright exuberant eyes that I had falling in love with, were now becoming dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life..... I awoke several hours later in a daze

That is one of my favorite episodes.

**chest6** · 08-19-2005, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Haha ya thats the second one I think its better cuz when he gets to "experience" his voice is soo damn high its soo fvckin funnny.
Oh and where Peter narrorates his life that is the best

**Red Ketchup** · 08-19-2005, 03:55 PM

I almost died with The Evil Monkey went onto Chris' bed, put on a record, pulled out the weed box, rolled up a fattie and lights it up...

Almost died laughing there!

Red

**chest6** · 08-19-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

I almost died with The Evil Monkey went onto Chris' bed, put on a record, pulled out the weed box, rolled up a fattie and lights it up...

Almost died laughing there!

Red

dammit havent seen that one..Im just familiar with the one im talking about Brian the bachelor when he comes out of the closet and chris says "I am in no mood" and he just kinna goes back in

**Keyser Sozey** · 08-19-2005, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

I almost died with The Evil Monkey went onto Chris' bed, put on a record, pulled out the weed box, rolled up a fattie and lights it up...

Almost died laughing there!

Red

LMFAO, it's like he was taking a break from being evil.

What about when Brian is talking about his worst job. Screen switches to Brian, who is working at a meat/sausage store in the mall (Brian is the sample guy). Some dude walks by, and Brian says "excuse me sir, would you like to try some of my smoked meat log".... The guy knocks him out cold.
Hilarious....