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    I finally figured out the secrete to bodybuilding

    Cell and Nitro Tech, mcdonalds, and talking on my cell phone at the gym!! boo yaa

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    dont 4 get pump tech

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    lol everyone flames nitro tech, I honestly saw some awesome results with it. but yea its way over priced (I tried it in 9th grade when i was dumb)

    you forgot roids! lol and then it sounds like some of my friends/guys at this rich ass gym I go to sometimes...its so funny

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    Hmmmmm did you mean secret?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I still love you even if you can't spell!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    who needs roids after all greg kovacs gained 23 pounds of mass on cell tech alone, tho clearly when u come off it u look like crap notice kovacs whilst on cell tech looked pretty gd, but when he came off, that 23 pounds disappeared.
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    The true secret to bodybuilding is there is no secret.

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    who needs roids after all greg kovacs gained 23 pounds of mass on cell tech alone, tho clearly when u come off it u look like crap notice kovacs whilst on cell tech looked pretty gd, but when he came off, that 23 pounds disappeared.
    Try the BSN stack, its obviously the key to Ronnie Colemans success... Thats a nitrix stomach, not a bloated steroid gut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I still love you even if you can't spell!
    Obviously I meant secret, law/engineerin students dont have to spell duhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Tiger_
    lol everyone flames nitro tech, I honestly saw some awesome results with it. but yea its way over priced (I tried it in 9th grade when i was dumb)

    you forgot roids! lol and then it sounds like some of my friends/guys at this rich ass gym I go to sometimes...its so funny
    ummm

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    ummm
    Ditto....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Ditto....
    I concur.

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    lol you assholes, i was in 9th grade for cryin out loud

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Tiger_
    lol you assholes, i was in 9th grade for cryin out loud
    Is that picture from 9th grade as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC
    who needs roids after all greg kovacs gained 23 pounds of mass on cell tech alone, tho clearly when u come off it u look like crap notice kovacs whilst on cell tech looked pretty gd, but when he came off, that 23 pounds disappeared.
    dude your before and after pics were bogus, this is what Cell Tech really can do for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by _Tiger_
    dude your before and after pics were bogus, this is what Cell Tech really can do for you

    lets not forget dball only cycles yeesh lol

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    Who here is saying nitro tech dosnt work

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    Who here is saying nitro tech dosnt work
    that is some funny shxt right there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    Who here is saying nitro tech dosnt work
    that looks quite real

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    that actually is real , just not real muscle

    http://www.delgu.de/Gallerie/Klaus%2...klauskaak.html

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    Lol that injectable oil crap that makes your sh*t look big and/or greatly out of proportion

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Cell and Nitro Tech, mcdonalds, and talking on my cell phone at the gym!! boo yaa
    I dont understand why someone has to start one of these threads every coupla weeks with the SAME joke inside every time.......... just my .02

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    wuts actually ironic is that , i know a dude who takes all kinda hyped powders mega mass 400 ,nitro , cell , etc...
    eats crap :mcdonalds , burgers , choc etc..
    works out alot: doing 20-30 sets per workout
    and has the body of a fitness model

    makes ya wonder huh

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    i used to eat macdonalds after training lol
    and b4
    and when ever i can

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    McDonalds is the undiscovered anabolic agent X.

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    It is fueld by the anabolic powerhouse: partially-dihydrogenated-arteryclogger-garbage-monohydrate superflavone-X

    ...don't be acting stupid like Brrr Duh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    It is fueld by the anabolic powerhouse: partially-dihydrogenated-arteryclogger-garbage-monohydrate superflavone-X

    ...don't be acting stupid like Brrr Duh...
    You just had to give away the secret ingrediant , nothings more anabolic than loading up on Nitro Tech then smashing the a few Big macs

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoggedOut
    I dont understand why someone has to start one of these threads every coupla weeks with the SAME joke inside every time.......... just my .02
    I dont understand why someone who nobody knows has to offer his two cents when everyone is enjoying this thread.. Dont hate because you thought cell tech and nitro tech worked.. and PS thats why the joke is funny, because is a reoccuring topic, and now its not funny because I had to explain it to you yeesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    wuts actually ironic is that , i know a dude who takes all kinda hyped powders mega mass 400 ,nitro , cell , etc...
    eats crap :mcdonalds , burgers , choc etc..
    works out alot: doing 20-30 sets per workout
    and has the body of a fitness model

    makes ya wonder huh
    So like the dude in tigers avatar? hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    It is fueld by the anabolic powerhouse: partially-dihydrogenated-arteryclogger-garbage-monohydrate superflavone-X

    ...don't be acting stupid like Brrr Duh...
    LMFAO

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    McGriddles are the most anabolic food ever concieved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    McGriddles are the most anabolic food ever concieved!

    ill have to corret u here partner. KFC and chow mein are. jsut ask starter77777 or whatever the fluck his name was " filled to the brim with protein!" ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    ill have to corret u here partner. KFC and chow mein are. jsut ask starter77777 or whatever the fluck his name was " filled to the brim with protein!" ha ha
    lmfao that was some funny shit man!! Was he banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lmfao that was some funny shit man!! Was he banned?

    oh yea. cause rememebr the pics werent even him

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    ill have to corret u here partner. KFC and chow mein are. jsut ask starter77777 or whatever the fluck his name was " filled to the brim with protein!" ha ha
    I love that quote! Filled to the brim!!! What a douche.

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    remember to use caffine free hydroxycut when you cut

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    Could you hook me up with a source for Nitrotech?
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    Cyberrights only

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    remember to use caffine free hydroxycut when you cut
    wtf did they take everything out of that stuff that works

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    I dont understand why someone who nobody knows has to offer his two cents when everyone is enjoying this thread.. Dont hate because you thought cell tech and nitro tech worked.. and PS thats why the joke is funny, because is a reoccuring topic, and now its not funny because I had to explain it to you yeesh
    Wow thanks man,,, i like totally get it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    Could you hook me up with a source for Nitrotech?
    Thanks
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    shhhhhhhhhhh your not supposed to ask for sources yeesh lol

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