The love thread

**Bigen12** · 08-11-2005, 07:19 AM

Here's a good Dope Love song....

DOPE LYRICS

"Die MF Die"

I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do
I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need your religion
I don't need a thing from you

I don't do what I've been told
Your so lame why don't you

Just go
Die mother ****er die mother ****er die

I don't need your prison
I don't need your pain
I don't need your decision
So what should I do
I don't need your approval
I don't need your hope
I don't need your lectures
I don't need a thing from you

I'll be sorry when I'm old
You're so full of shit man

Just go
Die mother ****er die mother ****er die

Boom

I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do

I'll be sorry so you've said
I'm not sorry
Bang You're Dead

Die mother ****er die mother ****er die

Die

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:23 AM

Dope---Bitch

Lets have a bachelor party,
with chicks,
and booze,
and guns,
and firetrucks
(come on baby)

(come on baby, come on baby)

There’s something about the way we fit
There’s something about this psycho trip
There’s something about the way we groove
Something’s got me and I just can’t seem to choose

I want you
But I hate you

The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
So I contemplate
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great

There’s something about the way we slide
There’s something about this psycho ride
There’s something about the things we do
Something’s got me and I just can’t seem to choose

I want you
But I hate you

The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
So I contemplate
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great

(come on baby, come on baby)

One, two, **** you

Never say no (come on baby)
Ready to go (come on baby)
We’re out of control (come on baby)
But I can’t let you – cant let you go!

(come on baby, come on baby)

There’s something about the way we fit
There’s something about this psycho bitch…

The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
And I could suffocate
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great

I love to hate you, (come on baby)
You know I love to hate you, (come on baby)
You know I love to hate you, (come on baby)
You know I love to hate you, (come on baby)
Hate you, (come on baby)
Hate you, (come on baby)
Bitch.

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 07:56 AM

because this thread was moved to AR lounge now I have the oppurtunity to whore in it , can't lose this chance!!!

**Booz** · 08-11-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by stocky121

i am i love you

wouldnt say that stock dont want your dolls doin a "chucky" on you!!

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 07:57 AM

lets whore

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 07:59 AM

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 08:01 AM

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 08:05 AM

do u thin the banana should be in the middle like this

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 08:06 AM

or the elephant

**S.P.G** · 08-11-2005, 08:26 AM

Any body going to recite some gravediggers 6 feet deep

**Slick Arrado** · 08-11-2005, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

or the elephant

Either way it looks good.

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by booz

wouldnt say that stock dont want your dolls doin a "chucky" on you!!

**S.P.G** · 08-11-2005, 08:33 AM

ok can i join in

**S.P.G** · 08-11-2005, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

lets whore

ok less do it bro..

**S.P.G** · 08-11-2005, 08:36 AM

**HeavyHitter** · 08-11-2005, 08:39 AM

thread started off cute.... but then what waste of time hahahaha

**3Vandoo** · 08-11-2005, 08:42 AM

I love you
you love me
now honey blow me
we'll make a happy family!
_______

You are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when you blow me
listen honey
im just horny
so please take my peepee

**co2boi** · 08-11-2005, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

Aw shucks, you're too kind

**co2boi** · 08-11-2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

or the elephant

I think the banana should be up the elephants ass while the smiley blows him

**BUBBA74** · 08-11-2005, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

I think the banana should be up the elephants ass while the smiley blows him

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by BUBBA74

that is highly effective at a crucial moment!

**Psychotron** · 08-11-2005, 09:43 AM

Chuck Norris invented Jolt Cola after an extremely pleasuring experience with a one-eyed hooker with the same name in an attempt to recreate his orgasm in liquid form.

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Chuck Norris invented Jolt Cola after an extremely pleasuring experience with a one-eyed hooker with the same name in an attempt to recreate his orgasm in liquid form.

well that is fabulously gay!

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 10:28 AM

bump

**Rak_Ani** · 08-11-2005, 10:56 AM

Thank you all for killing my love thread.

Zoaib, what kind of a man are you? Not standing up for "your woman", AND willing to give me up just to be on good terms with C?!?! No more love songs for you. I'm going back to being the cold hearted b!tch you fell in love with at the beggining.

C, stop barking.

M'guy, stop drooling and

.

Vandoo, where are the good jokes????

And Bouncer, WHERE ARE YOU????

BTW, GQ, this song is in Hebrew. I translated a part of it. It's called "To the end of the world" and sang by two Israeli guys you wouldn't know.

**decadbal** · 08-11-2005, 10:58 AM

2pacs really white

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 11:11 AM

I am hungry

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 11:12 AM

but i will eat after the gym

**zOaib** · 08-11-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Rak_Ani

Thank you all for killing my love thread.

Zoaib, what kind of a man are you? Not standing up for "your woman", AND willing to give me up just to be on good terms with C?!?! No more love songs for you. I'm going back to being the cold hearted b!tch you fell in love with at the beggining.

C, stop barking.

M'guy, stop drooling and

.

Vandoo, where are the good jokes????

And Bouncer, WHERE ARE YOU????

BTW, GQ, this song is in Hebrew. I translated a part of it. It's called "To the end of the world" and sang by two Israeli guys you wouldn't know.

i liked cold hearted BIG B more !

**zOaib** · 08-11-2005, 12:36 PM

by the way RAK i showed that song u translated for me to my wife , and the only thing she asked me was ......

have u guys met , i said no
then she asked have u both seen each other , i said no

then she said its okay then !

**Bigen12** · 08-11-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by zOaib

i liked cold hearted BIG B more !

Yeah, you're a glutten for punishment....

**chest6** · 08-11-2005, 12:52 PM

Dope?? thats by NWA

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Yeah, you're a glutten for punishment....

you had been a naugty bad boy bigen you should have your punishement

BG · 08-11-2005, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

SILENCE!!!! How dare you question GOD!!!!

hmmi i dunno who NWA is but this was in 2000....

Dont know who NWA was.

**Evil Predator** · 08-11-2005, 07:05 PM

On the east side,
That’s where I met my ramona,
I wanna go to a party,
That’s what she said,
Lonely, that’s what I’ve been,
Here’s my telephone number call me

And to a party, a house party,
Whole loop a people just rally ’round me
And love, she send a message of love

She said
I love up the way you move, I love the way you rap
(bo, bo)
Ramona please step back

Now she’s my ruca, I’m barely waiting for my heina.

She moved from long beach down to l.a.
Right now she’s selling oranges by the freeway.
I wanna know, ramona am I the only one? tell me

And she said-
Your not the only one, but your the best, bradley
(bo,bo)

And now I’m waiting for my ruca
And I barely pulled up with my heina

I know tonight I’ll be behind her
Don’t **** around with my heina

**BUBBA74** · 08-11-2005, 07:09 PM

Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

**HeavyHitter** · 08-12-2005, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

thread started off cute.... but then what waste of time hahahaha

Hey Rak... i kinda stuck up for you.... can i get some love??? lol

**C_Bino** · 08-12-2005, 07:59 AM

For some reason whenever I see the title of this thread in my head i hear "The Love Boat" theme song.

-Bino

**scriptfactory** · 08-12-2005, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Rak_Ani

No more love songs for you. I'm going back to being the cold hearted b!tch you fell in love with at the beggining.

Don't go back to being a biatch! You just need the right kind of lovin'. Gentle fvckin'.

**** Her Gently
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard
--Tenacious D

**HeavyHitter** · 08-12-2005, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

Don't go back to being a biatch! You just need the right kind of lovin'. Gentle fvckin'.

**** Her Gently
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard
--Tenacious D

Tenacious D...... so under-rated!!! should of been a huge hit!!! LOLOLOL