Thread: Excuses Fat people use..
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08-11-2005, 05:19 PM #1
Excuses Fat people use..
Come on everyone get in on this.. what are some excuses you have heard from fat people telling you why they are fat.. I will start off with a few.. please keep them coming!
1. My metabolism is too slow (HA!)
2. It runs in my family (yeah becuase you all eat the same shit haha)
3. Everything I eat goes straight to my _________ ( Fill in blank with any bodypart)
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my mom said i'm big boned
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08-11-2005, 05:21 PM #3
4-its a thyroid problem
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08-11-2005, 05:33 PM #4
5. My doctor said i can't workout
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08-11-2005, 05:34 PM #5
im trying to gain 40 more so i can get gastric bypass.
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08-11-2005, 05:34 PM #6
"My knees are bad"
So were mine ****head, then i built some muscle around em and took off the fat that was hurting them...
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08-11-2005, 05:36 PM #7
"I've tried every diet out there and nothing works." YEAH RIGHT.
WHY DONT U TRY TRY EXERCISING!
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08-11-2005, 05:37 PM #8
yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.
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08-11-2005, 05:38 PM #9
"i dont have to goto work, im already there"
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08-11-2005, 05:48 PM #10
I love McDonalds!
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08-11-2005, 05:49 PM #11Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Oh well, that's what T3's for bitches!
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08-11-2005, 05:51 PM #12Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
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08-11-2005, 05:56 PM #13Originally Posted by trisdog
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08-11-2005, 05:58 PM #14Member
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I've noticed a lot of members here hate fatties. Well maybe if the fatties never got jealos and said stupid shit out of jealosy we might like them!
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08-11-2005, 05:59 PM #15Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
get your friend in the gym with you!
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08-11-2005, 06:01 PM #16
Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow and anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
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08-11-2005, 06:01 PM #17Originally Posted by trisdog
However, the majority of people are just to lazy to incorporate exercise into their life, and thats where the problem lies my friend.
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08-11-2005, 06:03 PM #18Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
The lion thinks "Im gonna enjoy everylast ounce of this crippled muther fvcka "
so if theyre fat we make fun of them , if they work 16 hrs we take care of their wives/gfs for them....
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08-11-2005, 06:04 PM #19
Ok well If you can't workout and have a thyroid problem, and are even disabled all at the same time, Just eat like a damn rabbit or vegan,... salads tofu and spinach .. mmmm that should keep you slim
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08-11-2005, 06:06 PM #20
I am a former extra skinny guy and I couldnt gain weight without steroids and fat people have the same problem but on the opposite side.
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08-11-2005, 06:07 PM #21Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.
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08-11-2005, 06:08 PM #22Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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08-11-2005, 06:09 PM #23Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
you workout ??
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08-11-2005, 06:10 PM #24Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
Welcome to MY Jungle
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08-11-2005, 06:10 PM #25Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
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08-11-2005, 06:11 PM #26
Ok guys lets keep to the thread... can we think of anymore excuses that these fat people make up! ???
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08-11-2005, 06:13 PM #27Originally Posted by trisdog
-I dunno wut to eat
-Most of it is muscle really
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08-11-2005, 06:20 PM #28
haha how about this one..
- Mcdonalds don't sell anything healthy
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08-11-2005, 06:27 PM #29Originally Posted by trisdog
-Im on the calorie diet...I eat in my calorie range but dont lose this is so frustrating ...ha u fvckers..eating 1800 cal worth of junk aint gonna help ur rubber melt off
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08-11-2005, 06:32 PM #30
"I dont know what exercises to do, i need a personal trainer."
JUST GET YOUR HEART RATE UP BITCH.. AND PUT DOWN THE BONS BONS.
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08-11-2005, 06:35 PM #31
-I have no legs..... jk
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08-11-2005, 06:38 PM #32
im not fat
im big boned
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08-11-2005, 06:40 PM #33Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
Hell, I'm still a 'fatty'.... but much less of one haha....
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08-11-2005, 06:46 PM #34
Shopping for school clothes...mom always explained to the salesperson that I was "husky".
One of the guys I work with tells me he is vertically challenged.
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08-12-2005, 05:01 AM #35
Its not fat, just soft muscle
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08-12-2005, 06:56 AM #36
More fatty excuses:
6. I just don't have the time.
7. I've tried everything but nothing works.
8. I don't eat much and still gain weight.
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08-12-2005, 07:21 AM #37
my contribution: I dont care if im fat, im happy the way i am.... (BS)
my question: Is not caring the same thing as being lazy?
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08-12-2005, 07:30 AM #38Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
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08-12-2005, 08:49 AM #39Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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08-12-2005, 08:59 AM #40
I dont make up excuses for being fat, but I would like to hear some of yalls excuses for being arrogant pricks.
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