Thread: McDonalds...
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08-14-2005, 10:22 AM #1
McDonalds...
...the advertising slogan that never made it:
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08-14-2005, 10:31 AM #2
Theres a girl at work who lives on that shit (wheres the im gonna puke smiley?)
Literally, comes in every morning with her Micky D's breakfast in hand, usually 3 sausage and egg muffin things with a large orange juice and enough ketchup for 5 people. Then at lunch, bang, off to Mickey D's again, this time for a couple (yup, couple) of double big macs with fries and pop. Every freaking day! And she has the free ass to prove it!
She's one of those people who "cant lose weight"
sure bitch, you cant close your mouth when you eat either...
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08-14-2005, 10:40 AM #3
You need to change that to Cheffetè
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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08-14-2005, 10:49 AM #4
On that note, i bought a chicken mcgrill bacon ranch salad after i watched Dukes of Hazard the other day, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Im sure its still not healthy, as I cant see mcdonalds making anything truly healthy, but damn, it was good.
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08-14-2005, 10:53 AM #5
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Mcd, [email protected] was watching "Supersize me" while eating Big Macs, beacuse a friend bet me I couldn't finish them while watching that film! But I luve me a good dinner with a good movie
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08-14-2005, 11:08 AM #6Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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08-14-2005, 09:36 PM #7
hahah
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