Thread Not To Be Taken Lightly... Very Serious!!!

[mark956101957]

First you need to be going down on this woman all the time and giving her all the pleasure orally you can. If that is the case than you can gently bring up the topic of her returning the favor. Simple. If she says no she doesn't do that than you must decide how import both her, oral sex and the relationship is to you.

[MatrixGuy]

Tell her you have a rare disease, which is located in your penis. To keep under control you take medication, but the doctor states it needs to be kept warm and moist at all times. Sorry bro, couldnt resist

Tell her that this is what makes you happy and you will return the favour in any way she wants.

[Keyser Sozey]

Roofie Colada?

[Iceman911]

Yo heavy......r u still doing your duty by going down on her?????

[MilitiaGuy]

tell her if you don't do it I will turn gay

[Iceman911]

tell her if you don't do it I will turn gay

Thats a good one heavy. Tell her if she doesn't do it that militiaguy will turn gay. That should help ya.

[FCECC2]

dunno how to do bro but if i were you ill show da bitch the door and say:



NEXT!!!

[MilitiaGuy]

Thats a good one heavy. Tell her if she doesn't do it that militiaguy will turn gay. That should help ya.

lol he is the one talking in the dialogue not me

[BOUNCER]

Hold her head really tight, while at the same time pinching her nose. She'll not only give great head, but swollow too!

[PaRiS2005]

PS to all you guys...I know this is gonna frustrate the HELLA out of ya...but NO matter how nice you are, or forceful, whatever! Some girls just won't do it!!!!

[LAW]

Petrone tequila, that usually works for me, a few shots and im loose as a goose and ready to talk the talk and walk the walk. I hate force, I like to take control and be in control of what I do.
She suddenly stopped? Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.
You certainly will get more that way. When you watch porn together did you ever tell her that she gives you the best head ever? Need I say anymore?

[Drummerboy]

tell her she has cancer, and she has to suck the antidote out of it.

[smokethedays]

but her on a diet, and on her cheat day, hide away all the chocolate and sugar foods.
then dip ur dick in a chocolate or caramel syrup and wave it in her face

[BG]

69 if shes hot, start eating that shit , shell start polishing!!

[Keyser Sozey]

Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.

OH MY GOD^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[SwoleCat]

@ Keyser!

~SC~

[anaBROLIC]

i say wait until she turns 16. thats about the age where girls will do anything. lol hope that helps.

[Mighty Joe]

Not sure how to make 'em start or to start back up! I only no how to make 'em STOP!

Just get Married

[gymnutt]

My girlfriend loves to suck dck...at least that's what the mailman tells me.

[HeavyHitter]

Petrone tequila, that usually works for me, a few shots and im loose as a goose and ready to talk the talk and walk the walk. I hate force, I like to take control and be in control of what I do.
She suddenly stopped? Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.
You certainly will get more that way. When you watch porn together did you ever tell her that she gives you the best head ever? Need I say anymore?

I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO READ WHAT LAW WROTE AGAIN PLEASE AND TO GIVE MY MOST SINCERE THANKS FOR HER HELPFUL ADVICE!!!!!!!!!

[CRUISECONTROL]

Petrone tequila, that usually works for me, a few shots and im loose as a goose and ready to talk the talk and walk the walk. I hate force, I like to take control and be in control of what I do.
She suddenly stopped? Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.You certainly will get more that way. When you watch porn together did you ever tell her that she gives you the best head ever? Need I say anymore?

Wow Law I think I just got boner reading that.... By the way I just picked up a case of Petrone Tequila

[Dally]

My girlfriend loves to suck dck...at least that's what the mailman tells me.

yes, your correct....and I'm the "Milkman" btw...

[Dally]

I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO READ WHAT LAW WROTE AGAIN PLEASE AND TO GIVE MY MOST SINCERE THANKS FOR HER HELPFUL ADVICE!!!!!!!!!

thats right bro...

BUT, read that over 10000000000 Billion times and tell yourself "THATS WHAT I GOTTA SAY!!"

but, after your done splashin out some white hot looooge all over er....

your still gonna say, just like me would say.......

HOLY FUK BITCH THAT WAS FUKIN GOOD>>>> HOLY FUK!!

[HeavyHitter]

thats right bro...

BUT, read that over 10000000000 Billion times and tell yourself "THATS WHAT I GOTTA SAY!!"

but, after your done splashin out some white hot looooge all over er....

your still gonna say, just like me would say.......

HOLY FUK BITCH THAT WAS FUKIN GOOD>>>> HOLY FUK!!

[LAW]

thats right bro...

BUT, read that over 10000000000 Billion times and tell yourself "THATS WHAT I GOTTA SAY!!"

but, after your done splashin out some white hot looooge all over er....

your still gonna say, just like me would say.......

HOLY FUK BITCH THAT WAS FUKIN GOOD>>>> HOLY FUK!!

Thanks Dally, Cruise Control & Heavy Hitter

The Mind is a terrible thing to waste. "white hot looge" Don't you mean
CUM DROPS! Yum

[Deezuhl]

lets remember a chick that just doesnt give blow jobs probably sucks at it anyway. not even worth pushing her to do it. I would just shoot a load in her mouth though if i could. getting a chick to swallow is tricky.. sometiems gotta hold chin up and squeeze nose liek mom did with your robitussin cough syrup. then you run the risk of having it spit at you.. ughhh...

[Jimmya73]

Quote:
Originally Posted by LAW
Petrone tequila, that usually works for me, a few shots and im loose as a goose and ready to talk the talk and walk the walk. I hate force, I like to take control and be in control of what I do.
She suddenly stopped? Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.You certainly will get more that way. When you watch porn together did you ever tell her that she gives you the best head ever? Need I say anymore?



Wow Law I think I just got boner reading that.... By the way I just picked up a case of Petrone Tequila

im with him!! very sexy

[LAW]

im with him!! very sexy

Thanks Jymmya I could have continued but....
I was serious about the compliments. You can never compliment a woman enough. Make her feel like a sex goddess and she will pleasure you forever!

Sometimes I like being my bf's slut,whore,tramp. (Even though Im a good girl)

[C_Bino]

I cant stop laughing at this thread. F'n hilarious.

[PaRiS2005]

Thanks Jymmya I could have continued but....
I was serious about the compliments. You can never compliment a woman enough. Make her feel like a sex goddess and she will pleasure you forever!

Sometimes I like being my bf's slut,whore,tramp. (Even though Im a good girl)

EXACTLY!!!

[HeavyHitter]

EXACTLY!!!

Listen you... no dirty talk on here!! Thats only for us!! hahaha

[PaRiS2005]

Listen you... no dirty talk on here!! Thats only for us!! hahaha

Ohh yeah... hehe

[CRUISECONTROL]

This thread makes my pee pee go Doing Doing Doing

[Money Boss Hustla]

How do you get a girl that doesnt give BJ's..... to start fckin givin them???????

Try washing your ass.

[GeeOweDee]

Ask he rif she like to eat egg plant

[Jimmya73]

i have known a couple girls like that i guess, that liked to be talked dirty too. however it was strictly in the heat of the moment. seems like that is the only time you can call your girl a dirty slut(any girl for that matter) and have her like it!

[punchrf]

Petrone tequila, that usually works for me, a few shots and im loose as a goose and ready to talk the talk and walk the walk. I hate force, I like to take control and be in control of what I do.
She suddenly stopped? Did you forget to compliment her about how good her pouty lips feel when she gently slides them around your dick. That when her tongue & mouth gently carress you manhood you just melt and have the most intence orgasm.
You certainly will get more that way. When you watch porn together did you ever tell her that she gives you the best head ever? Need I say anymore?

you just turned me on. lol, petrone tequila. a little alcohol will go a long way. something that i found out quickly in high school.

[Keyser Sozey]

Thanks Jymmya I could have continued but....
I was serious about the compliments. You can never compliment a woman enough. Make her feel like a sex goddess and she will pleasure you forever!

Sometimes I like being my bf's slut,whore,tramp. (Even though Im a good girl)

LAW, next time you want to cum down to Miami, give me a pm in advance. I will supply your room, entrance to clubs, dinners, and I am a total gentleman. We will talk about books, sip some wine, hang out.....You call the plays (Hopefully I'll be under them ). I am a one woman guy, but if you feel that your friend needs some lovin as well, consider it done.
I get a semi every time I read that first post of yours.















Let's see, petrone tequila (check)-girl on girl porn (check)-be a gentleman, until it is time to git nastee (check). Am I missing something?

[G-Force]

men are always willing to go down on girls - and it aint always pleasant - if they havent shaved (hairy minge urgh - makes me wana puke - they should all be made to shave)

so if the men are willing to sacrifice a few taste buds and get a couple of hairs in their mouth i think its only fair that the girl do the same

goddamn some women are so selfish

grrrrrrrr

[LAW]

LAW, next time you want to cum down to Miami, give me a pm in advance. I will supply your room, entrance to clubs, dinners, and I am a total gentleman. We will talk about books, sip some wine, hang out.....You call the plays (Hopefully I'll be under them ). I am a one woman guy, but if you feel that your friend needs some lovin as well, consider it done.
I get a semi every time I read that first post of yours.


Let's see, petrone tequila (check)-girl on girl porn (check)-be a gentleman, until it is time to git nastee (check). Am I missing something?

Keyser, where were you when we needed a guided tour of SB?
I wouldn't want my gf to be left out so you better break that rule!
Im going to Ft Lauderdale next week, to bad it so far away from Miami
A large box of condoms, you'll need it!