How to stop the younger girls from holding out!

**LAW** · 08-18-2005, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Candles: $5
Two Dozen Roses: $24
Champaigne: $30
Taking a 14 year olds virginity: PRICELESS

BAD!

LMAO

**punchrf** · 08-18-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

I know of a much simpler and effective way that requires little to no effort. A black unmarked van with black tints, a bag of candy (to lure them in), a brick, a roll of ducttape. Simple as that, I guarantee youll get any chick you want.

just make sure she's not a track runner or she'll get away, just stick with the fatties you know you'll catch them.

**punchrf** · 08-18-2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Candles: $5
Two Dozen Roses: $24
Champaigne: $30
Taking a 14 year olds virginity: PRICELESS

she may be 14 but she was at a 10th grade reading level.

**Mesomorphyl** · 08-18-2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by LAW

BAD!

LMAO

Just joshin... I have daughters just a bit older than that. I was just saying sigmatro11 having to go through all that to get laid, it would have to be a virgin or 'very' young girl.

**Mesomorphyl** · 08-18-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by punchrf

she may be 14 but she was at a 10th grade reading level.

That will not console her parents...

**BlInDsIdE** · 08-18-2005, 04:18 PM

lol..

**sigmatro11** · 08-18-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Just joshin... I have daughters just a bit older than that. I was just saying sigmatro11 having to go through all that to get laid, it would have to be a virgin or 'very' young girl.

No she's 21 but most of the guys on here are older than that so she is younger to them. And it seems that women in their 30's are just so much easier to lay. I guess they know what they want and go for it when they see it. They arent worried about the gossip like young girls are either though.

But as for 14 yr. olds

**305GUY** · 08-18-2005, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Candles: $5
Two Dozen Roses: $24
Champaigne: $30
Taking a 14 year olds virginity: PRICELESS

LMAO

**Mesomorphyl** · 08-18-2005, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by sigmatro11

No she's 21 but most of the guys on here are older than that so she is younger to them. And it seems that women in their 30's are just so much easier to lay. I guess they know what they want and go for it when they see it. They arent worried about the gossip like young girls are either though.

The 21 year old girls that I have laid or gotten BJ's by are pretty easy(pretty and skinny too). I am 36

Maybe it is your game... joking bro.

**sigmatro11** · 08-18-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

The 21 year old girls that I have laid or gotten BJ's by are pretty easy(pretty and skinny too). I am 36

Maybe it is your game... joking bro.

It probally is I'm only 19 guess I have some stuff to learn still!

Spring Break I never seem to have a problem me and my buddies always make a bet to see who can lay the most girls by the end of the week and I always win, but then again its spring break who doesnt get lucky! So maybe it is my game.

**GeeOweDee** · 08-19-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by sigmatro11

What are you talking about?

What u Mean

Next time tell her to hoe up or blow up whats with this romance thing shes young she aint in to that. Maybe u shoulda took her to magic moutain and got her some cotton candy then got her really drunk of thunderbird & went to walmart to take some family portraits.

**bor** · 08-19-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by gymnutt

Nice moves Sigma,very price conscious too..no coupons?

OMGLMAO

lol:

**bor** · 08-19-2005, 10:54 AM

Good moves though, can't fail with that sh!t!!!

THats was my game when I was younger, don't feel like hassling so much anymore

**trisdog** · 08-19-2005, 06:01 PM

I can never see myself doing something like that, I would get mocked by my boys for the rest of my life

**sigmatro11** · 08-19-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by trisdog

I can never see myself doing something like that, I would get mocked by my boys for the rest of my life

I thought the same too but they cant say much when your pulling twice the A$$ as them!

**TheNextBigThing** · 08-19-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by 305GUY

Sounds like you try too hard.

Agreed.

**SwoleCat** · 08-19-2005, 10:20 PM

What's neat is where you get to a point where ass just follows you around and YOU have to turn it down.

Then you're a pimp!

~SC~

**sigmatro11** · 08-20-2005, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

What's neat is where you get to a point where ass just follows you around and YOU have to turn it down.

Then you're a pimp!

~SC~

Thats what i want but it doesnt seem to happen oh Fvcking well I'm still getting laid so I dont give a sh*t

**63190** · 08-20-2005, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

What's neat is where you get to a point where ass just follows you around and YOU have to turn it down.

Then you're a pimp!

~SC~

SC meeting a hot chick: "Hi, I'm SwoleCat. Wanna lick my nuts?"
hot chick:"OK!"

**Sta11ion** · 08-20-2005, 09:54 AM

2 much to get some, get them a few drinks and thats all you need. If I made a buck for every time I heard I never made out or put out the first time I met a guy I would of had enough money to get the floor mats that I wanted in my escalade.