What happend with my thread

[SwoleCat]

so is sex on the washing machine...they just don't make spin cycles like they used to

Evidently you ain't been w/me during the "delicate" cycle......



Sometimes slow and easy is the best.........

~SC~

[VIXI]

Evidently you ain't been w/me during the "delicate" cycle......



Sometimes slow and easy is the best.........

~SC~

yeah...so I just swallowed my gum

[CRUISECONTROL]

yeah...so I just swallowed my gum

She said swallowed

[SwoleCat]

yeah...so I just swallowed my gum

Your what? Oh............GUM!!!!!!





You'ze a cool one!

~SC~

[Captain_test]

Yo yo yooo
I spit that mad flow
Got Swole?
I rock that bulge with flavor
"are you on roids?"
do yourself a favor
and shut your ignorant ass the f*ck up
you're bout to get knocked the F!ck up

squattin sh!tloads of weight in the gym
you dont even know, slim!
biceps twice as big as your geeky head
2 ton Legs, 6 pack abs..'nuff said!
I work that hustle and make my bread
So I can keep that muscle fed!

Glycogen, Protein, Nitrogen and more
You still dont know what's in store
No I aint a scientist, or a neuclear physicist
Just "Swole Cat"
learnin the science of gettin jacked

[Maraxus]

Mic check 1 2 1 2
Meesa gots dope rhymes
The names Ali G Issa commit many crimes.
I drops da baby juice on your girl
So much the bitch gonna hurl
Hit you with some booyahkasha
slap you with my cack leave you in awe
SC stop putting squigglies next to your name.
Ive seen that so much its startin to get lame
Swole Unit? I reckon hes got a small unit.
Tried out for G-G-G-G-G but he blew it.


oooooh come get some.

[likewize]

nightmarez keep me awake in da night...
as I'm approachin' sleep sweat soaks my sheets I wake up shakin' in fright..
I'm awakened by da screamz in my brain...
dreamin' of my girl cheatin' and demonz drivez a heathen insane...
there'z a reason for my violent behavior...
there comez a time when kindness is weakness and silence is danger...
too much pride got me hatin' to cry...
I'm losin' my will to live keepin' my livin' will for da day that I die...
trust is a luxury I can't afford...
but I can't afford not to have so either way my hand is forced...
I'ma get tipsy when my single gets played...
I'm broke but still keep my chips crispy like Pringlez and Layz...
I walked da valley of da shadow of death...
and fear no evil from no man that's entrapped within' flesh...
any man can get a cap in his chest...
while you unplug his respirator...take da last of his breath...

chorus:
this is da diary of a mad man waitin' to die...
waitin' to fry...patiently waitin' to be shankin' ya eye...
this is da diary of a mad man...life filled wit' mad liez...
3 piece suits and black tiez...say hi to da bad guy...

walk wit' a real nigga...run a hundred milez wit' cowardz...
memoriez racin'...thoughts run a hundred milez an hour...
enemiez pacin'...around my cranial surface while screamin'...
sleepless nights seemin' like I came to Earth wit' da purpose of dreamin'...
forsaken and cursed are these demonz...thoughts of murder I'm thinkin'...
it sinks in...I need more church servicez...less murderz and drinkin'...
but I don't know if it's possible...gotta lotta bull shit at da moment...
forgiveness usually comez in da form of full clips of atonement...
reminiscin' of da cats that bled wit' gats to they head...
me wit' da piece in my hand...I get no sleep when I land my ass in da bed...
I tried to flee from my past but instead...it keeps commin' back wit' a vengence....
revenge is in every cat that pretentious...every massacre witnessed...
I ask for forgiveness...to all those in da past I offended...
as I lay awake 'till sunrise...mind relapsed though this sentence...
time elapsed since youth...a heathen fiendin' for da Cheech and da Chong...
I was taught you ain't a man 'till you killed one...but my teachin'z was wrong...