All freestyle rappers get in here!

[CRUISECONTROL]

my cacks the big fat one
purple vein for your pleasureahhh
you wanna suck my bag
you better stack up to my measureahh
if you got fat juggs that are pink and round
and a real slutty face and you like to pound
then Ill call ya bitch, thats right Ill take ur numbahh
you can on come by and gimme a long ass hummahh
in my love cave mama, thats where you will be
suckin on me whopper with another three
but dont worry bout them baby
they're just there fo show
just worry bout what chur doin
or you be out the dooh
after I spank your ass and blow a heavy load bitch
I like 3 scoops of protein and a fukin sandwich
and dont bother callin unless its after 3
you should know im out pickin up more pussee
if you hear from me, make sure you ready to go
cause im an ol man with cialis and your my dirty ho


its called "love"

[Maraxus]

Mic check 1 2 1 2
Meesa gots dope rhymes
The names Ali G Issa commit many crimes.
I drops da baby juice on your girl
So much the bitch gonna hurl
Hit you with some booyahkasha
slap you with my cack leave you in awe
SC stop putting squigglies next to your name.
Ive seen that so much its startin to get lame
Swole Unit? I reckon hes got a small unit.
Tried out for G-G-G-G-G but he blew it.


oooooh come get some.

[CRUISECONTROL]

Mic check 1 2 1 2
Meesa gots dope rhymes
The names Ali G Issa commit many crimes.
I drops da baby juice on your girl
So much the bitch gonna hurl
Hit you with some booyahkasha
slap you with my cack leave you in awe
SC stop putting squigglies next to your name.
Ive seen that so much its startin to get lame
Swole Unit? I reckon hes got a small unit.
Tried out for G-G-G-G-G but he blew it.


oooooh come get some.

Ho you rhyme like a bitch
your more annoying than fukin jock itch

I'm tired of listenin to your weak ass rhymes
so take your food stamps and pay at the poor mans line

you think you can battle with me
I put a cap in your ass and put you in the bottom of the sea

I done for now you broke ass clown
keep fukin with me you'll end up 6 feet in the ground

[GeeOweDee]

I'm a roper smoker, love to yoke a, chevy when I'm ripter
Used to post up on the block with dope I got from Victor
I go nuts, do donuts when I'm full of that liquor
Get hoe bucks man so much I ran game and pimped her
My thang thang got twisters, two sets like sisters
Davins, and choppers there's no stoppin Mister
A California Bear, all up in your ear
While I'm playing with your hair, bitch I'm a player
It ain't fair, niggaz like me is rare
Hard to find, you might not find one like me anywhere
You can search tall trees, the bottom of the seas
Nigga please, they don't make them like these
Huh what you say, you gone do what?
I murder, get further, in my coughnut
Geeks I chew up, in the streets I grew up
I run with niggaz that'll peel a nigga for a few bucks
I'm sewing thangs up, got the game on lock . (Captain Test)
Ill Give you an E for effort, but it ain't no knock
Man this thang don't stop, I'm all night like Denny's
I'm countin' thow-wows while you scrapin' for pennies
I'm tight like two hemmies, dope like two gremmies
Put a dub in the blunt cause I don't like them skinny
Mafia like Vinny, I offer ya some remy
Playboy, from the bay boy
I sav lav, ya hear me?


Captain Test

Step Yah game up boy u sound like spounge bob freestyling

[IronFreakX]

Ha , everyone gettin heated up
like they got smth 2 say
all the posers come out.... play
and we'll show ya whos the fvcking game
you got no shit..not a hit
you **** with the FREAK and
bang ur dead
what you got now dog?
you're ****ing dead

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

Still wanna **** with me?
you aint nothing but a shit
I bring the heat..now pay the fee
your life..the fee..dont beg me please
Im already decided since u ****ed with me
burn in hell bitch u aint nothing like me

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

As I rid myself of you
Watch ya bleed..your fees are paid
youre already down and cant get up
already ****ed so ****ing outta luck
I leave the scene..walk with pride
I am the KING you arent shit
**** with the FREAK and your
blood will leak....

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

It was that bad???

[CRUISECONTROL]

Paris I just read your from my hometown state
so I'm gonna stop fukin with you and just ask you on a date

Girl I know your sexy and you know I'm Fly
so come on and get with one hell of a guy

Oh shit I almost forgot
Ive gotta girl and would be fuked if I got caught

Besides you've got Heavy Hitter
and from what I know he aint no quitter

So lets keep it real and just be friends
we were before so lets do it agian

[CockedDiesel36]

after I spank your ass and blow a heavy load bitch
I like 3 scoops of protein and a fukin sandwich

thats the funniest s*** I ever heard..............hahahahaha

[S.P.G]

Gravediggaz - Diary Of A Madman

ahahah very good REX..

[Dally]

sukin my balls is what chu like to do
the funny thing is, its when im havin a poo
you got a real tight poon, but no no not for long
im gonna fill that pink meat tunnel up wit me dong
gonna flip you ovahh bitch n hit it wit some hard doggy
till you cant take it anymoh, n i'll make your skin all soggy
with my dump that is, all over your face
gonna blow so much load its gonna ruin yer place
all over the walls, ceilin and your messed up bed
your gonna be thankful baby I aint fillin up yer head
but dont worry hungry mama, thats only for the first few humps
you wont know waht hit ya, aftah dah donkey punch lumps
now get the hell outta bed, n go wash up in the sink
and hurry the fuk back with my gatdamn protein drink


I called that "Love number 2"

[IronFreakX]

I called that "Love number 2"

WTF

[Dally]

WTF

sukin my balls is what chu like to do
the funny thing is, its when im havin a poo

blumpkins=love number 2

who wants corn?

[Maraxus]

Stop collaborate and listen
Maraxus is back with a brand new edition.

Oh look whos talking shit, that bitch ass cruise,
The leader of the new AR fag crew.
All you bitches do is talk shit and never contribute
ever since you registered and made your debut
You think your post whores but you guys aint shit
Im a quality post whore, its the best you can git.
So keep on posting shit, you whack ass lame bitches
and if you step up to me ill leave you in stitches.

werd to your motha

[CRUISECONTROL]

This one is called love number 3
It's about Dally and me

That big fuker is fukin crazy
he'll fuk anything except a baby

he's more horny than a 3 peckered billy goat
watch out or he'll stick his pole down your throat

we all know he's with Sexy Kitty
cant believe she sucks his dick while he takes a shitty

well thats ok cuz he's a king in the BrothARhood
I got his back just as you know I should

dam I'm tired from spittin these rhymes
I'm CC bitches don't forget I own these times

[GeeOweDee]

I must confess captain test is a fag he has long hair
plus he dress in drag. When i was in the streets
slangin dope & pushin coupes he was in the penn doin booty scootz
fah cup O noodle soups. Captain test dont lie have u ever had some one
shoot nut in ur eye? wit these type of rhymes u cant compare ur a lil homo and trick im a player!!!!!!

[collar]

Ha , everyone gettin heated up
like they got smth 2 say
all the posers come out.... play
and we'll show ya whos the fvcking game
you got no shit..not a hit
you **** with the FREAK and
bang ur dead
what you got now dog?
you're ****ing dead

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

Still wanna **** with me?
you aint nothing but a shit
I bring the heat..now pay the fee
your life..the fee..dont beg me please
Im already decided since u ****ed with me
burn in hell bitch u aint nothing like me

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

As I rid myself of you
Watch ya bleed..your fees are paid
youre already down and cant get up
already ****ed so ****ing outta luck
I leave the scene..walk with pride
I am the KING you arent shit
**** with the FREAK and your
blood will leak....

Chorus
Cuz u aint gonna ****
with me just let me be
or die in peace.... rot in hell
Ill kill you too bitch
so watch that mouth and
dont **** with me

you crazy freak
you made whole song lol

[SHRED]

sukin my balls is what chu like to do
the funny thing is, its when im havin a poo
you got a real tight poon, but no no not for long
im gonna fill that pink meat tunnel up wit me dong
gonna flip you ovahh bitch n hit it wit some hard doggy
till you cant take it anymoh, n i'll make your skin all soggy
with my dump that is, all over your face
gonna blow so much load its gonna ruin yer place
all over the walls, ceilin and your messed up bed
your gonna be thankful baby I aint fillin up yer head
but dont worry hungry mama, thats only for the first few humps
you wont know waht hit ya, aftah dah donkey punch lumps
now get the hell outta bed, n go wash up in the sink
and hurry the fuk back with my gatdamn protein drink


I called that "Love number 2"

Bro this is the funniest shit i have read in a while....

[anaBROLIC]

i wont type out my rhymes ill just post my video

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-490.htm

[TestTubeBaby]

Put ya face to the curb and let that iron go
got a pine box reserved if ya tryin to **** wit my dough
stay grindin on the streets like im runnin in a track meet
im a killa on these tracks when i ****s wit a fat beat
gangstas gimme dap cuz they feel my hood
i always stay strapped, and istay pushin it good
ya aint gon receive no pardons when ya buck wit da hardness
yea i keep it gully but i do my shit the smartest
ya wanna **** wit a real g ill pulla ya card bitch!

[deuce-is-loose]

wow.

[juicy_brucy]

I met this mutha fuka named Brucie
every day the dude talked shit like how he's gonna juice me
He called my cell phone and said he'd meet me there
In a black adidas suit and posing trunks under wear.
Crazy mother fuker shot a needle in his chest.
Threw it in the trash and put on his kevlar vest.
Shooting tren when he can, Pulls a great big jug out.
Needle plan, where I am, steroid lunch box comes out.
I got the orals going,
show him cash in a flash and the steroids be a flowing.

A faker tried to duke this crazy brucie
Crazy bruice's on the juicy and his temper's getting loosey
Out comes the fists, and we'll end it at that
cause the fakers face is swollen and fat.

[scriptfactory]

It was that bad???

In a word, "Yes!"

[ReX357]

It was that bad???

[PaRiS2005]

Paris I just read your from my hometown state
so I'm gonna stop fukin with you and just ask you on a date

Girl I know your sexy and you know I'm Fly
so come on and get with one hell of a guy

Oh shit I almost forgot
Ive gotta girl and would be fuked if I got caught

Besides you've got Heavy Hitter
and from what I know he aint no quitter

So lets keep it real and just be friends
we were before so lets do it agian

[GeeOweDee]

[TestTubeBaby]

geeowedee ****in wit dubs, show me some love,
**** wit da pounds bitch, ill show u the snub,
see thats what i do, stay steady wettin niggas up,
let that shit skeet skeet, i gets off by clippin shit up,
thats real talk, and iron do tha walkin,
make my piece glow when i get tha shit sparkin
u aint a rough rida, u get rough ridden
maybe thats why shit look whack when its written

[armwrestler22]

I'm a roper smoker, love to yoke a, chevy when I'm ripter
Used to post up on the block with dope I got from Victor
I go nuts, do donuts when I'm full of that liquor
Get hoe bucks man so much I ran game and pimped her
My thang thang got twisters, two sets like sisters
Davins, and choppers there's no stoppin Mister
A California Bear, all up in your ear
While I'm playing with your hair, bitch I'm a player
It ain't fair, niggaz like me is rare
Hard to find, you might not find one like me anywhere
You can search tall trees, the bottom of the seas
Nigga please, they don't make them like these
Huh what you say, you gone do what?
I murder, get further, in my coughnut
Geeks I chew up, in the streets I grew up
I run with niggaz that'll peel a nigga for a few bucks
I'm sewing thangs up, got the game on lock . (Captain Test)
Ill Give you an E for effort, but it ain't no knock
Man this thang don't stop, I'm all night like Denny's
I'm countin' thow-wows while you scrapin' for pennies
I'm tight like two hemmies, dope like two gremmies
Put a dub in the blunt cause I don't like them skinny
Mafia like Vinny, I offer ya some remy
Playboy, from the bay boy
I sav lav, ya hear me?


Captain Test

Step Yah game up boy u sound like spounge bob freestyling

you dont win, you just copying some shit thats been written,
thems is mac dre's verses that you'v been spittin,
when you come original go'head give me a holla,
if you wanna fvck wit a true norcal balla.
cuz if u come at me and say u wanna battle,
i'll tear yur ass up like sean kemp on seattle.
hope yu've had enough,
mang, i just called you on your bluff,
so hit me up when u can flow wit ur own stuff.

yadadamean? go raiders! mac dre rest in peace

[SwoleCat]

STRAIGHT

~SC~

you dont win, you just copying some shit thats been written,
thems is mac dre's verses that you'v been spittin,
when you come original go'head give me a holla,
if you wanna fvck wit a true norcal balla.
cuz if u come at me and say u wanna battle,
i'll tear yur ass up like sean kemp on seattle.
hope yu've had enough,
mang, i just called you on your bluff,
so hit me up when u can flow wit ur own stuff.

yadadamean? go raiders! mac dre rest in peace

[GeeOweDee]

you dont win, you just copying some shit thats been written,
thems is mac dre's verses that you'v been spittin,
when you come original go'head give me a holla,
if you wanna fvck wit a true norcal balla.
cuz if u come at me and say u wanna battle,
i'll tear yur ass up like sean kemp on seattle.
hope yu've had enough,
mang, i just called you on your bluff,
so hit me up when u can flow wit ur own stuff.

yadadamean? go raiders! mac dre rest in peace

Whatever Chump I think u need to hoe up or blow up drop tha hubbas and pick up tha rubbaz

[Dally]

This one is called love number 3
It's about Dally and me .... ahem....Dally and I.


That big fuker is fukin crazy
he'll fuk anything except a baby
but thats where cruise comes in
cause his wangs like a pin

he's more horny than a 3 peckered billy goat
watch out or he'll stick his pole down your throat
cause its fat, veiny and really fukin hairy
and your next bitch cause cruises ass is now scary

we all know he's with Sexy Kitty
cant believe she sucks his dick while he takes a shitty
cause its sexy yo and we all know you'all wanna
take a load up the tuber supah dry like a sauna

well thats ok cuz he's a king in the BrothARhood
I got his back just as you know I should
Im gonna have to agree and I'd do it wit no othAR
cause your a funny ass muthafukah, that i considah my brothAR


dam I'm tired from spittin these rhymes
I'm CC bitches don't forget I own these times
I hear dat yo now off and make me a drinky
fulla your mamas titty juice and piss out her stinky

it was a pleasure working with you CC.

We're gonna get soooo many bitches when our cd is released...know wahd im seyin? ya feeh meh?

[armwrestler22]

Whatever Chump I think u need to hoe up or blow up drop tha hubbas and pick up tha rubbaz

truth hurts bruh

[armwrestler22]

STRAIGHT

~SC~

thanks swole, preciate it.

[Bigpup101]

well it's been a long time
from the past i find to be the wrong time
ppl be kind for themselves
so therefore you shouldn't get on mine
cause i'm..
not ur typical everyday rhyme slinger
i flip it off my lyrics
give it to ya like the finger
ring around the rosie
this is for you nosey
bone knuckleheads
like i said, you dont even know me
for the hardcore only
phonies get ejected
and slowly digested
cause they can't hang with the hectic
unexpected, my flows creep like jack daniels
to the mental
i come and go whenever cause i said so
drew bledsoe couldn't throw the bomb like i can
capital I man can bring the realness
to your wonderland
i make you get out
them thoughts of me
to ever set out
like the priests from the exorcist
it's time to get the hell out

[CRUISECONTROL]

it was a pleasure working with you CC.

We're gonna get soooo many bitches when our cd is released...know wahd im seyin? ya feeh meh?

I feeh yah my beeatch !!!!!!!!

[SwoleCat]

Whatever Chump I think u need to hoe up or blow up drop tha hubbas and pick up tha rubbaz

Bruh, you got busted plain and simple,
dusted and disgusted, straight popped like a pimple!



~SC~

[decadbal]

Ho you rhyme like a bitch
your more annoying than fukin jock itch

I'm tired of listenin to your weak ass rhymes
so take your food stamps and pay at the poor mans line

you think you can battle with me
I put a cap in your ass and put you in the bottom of the sea

I done for now you broke ass clown
keep fukin with me you'll end up 6 feet in the ground

u shall never speak to maraxus that way again

[copenhagen]

this is your boy copenhagen....what up baby

just hittin a lick swingin the stick

eatin the competition makin all yall sick

got these throw back sauconys on my feet

turnin on your girl while your off beatin your meat

some call it gear.... some call it juice

but i use that superdrol for my liver abuse


and thats that baby

[likewize]

I got this!!!

nightmarez keep me awake in da night...
as I'm approachin' sleep sweat soaks my sheets I wake up shakin' in fright..
I'm awakened by da screamz in my brain...
dreamin' of my girl cheatin' and demonz drivez a heathen insane...
there'z a reason for my violent behavior...
there comez a time when kindness is weakness and silence is danger...
too much pride got me hatin' to cry...
I'm losin' my will to live keepin' my livin' will for da day that I die...
trust is a luxury I can't afford...
but I can't afford not to have so either way my hand is forced...
I'ma get tipsy when my single gets played...
I'm broke but still keep my chips crispy like Pringlez and Layz...
I walked da valley of da shadow of death...
and fear no evil from no man that's entrapped within' flesh...
any man can get a cap in his chest...
while you unplug his respirator...take da last of his breath...

chorus:
this is da diary of a mad man waitin' to die...
waitin' to fry...patiently waitin' to be shankin' ya eye...
this is da diary of a mad man...life filled wit' mad liez...
3 piece suits and black tiez...say hi to da bad guy...

walk wit' a real nigga...run a hundred milez wit' cowardz...
memoriez racin'...thoughts run a hundred milez an hour...
enemiez pacin'...around my cranial surface while screamin'...
sleepless nights seemin' like I came to Earth wit' da purpose of dreamin'...
forsaken and cursed are these demonz...thoughts of murder I'm thinkin'...
it sinks in...I need more church servicez...less murderz and drinkin'...
but I don't know if it's possible...gotta lotta bull shit at da moment...
forgiveness usually comez in da form of full clips of atonement...
reminiscin' of da cats that bled wit' gats to they head...
me wit' da piece in my hand...I get no sleep when I land my ass in da bed...
I tried to flee from my past but instead...it keeps commin' back wit' a vengence....
revenge is in every cat that pretentious...every massacre witnessed...
I ask for forgiveness...to all those in da past I offended...
as I lay awake 'till sunrise...mind relapsed though this sentence...
time elapsed since youth...a heathen fiendin' for da Cheech and da Chong...
I was taught you ain't a man 'till you killed one...but my teachin'z was wrong...