Who's our hottest AR female member?...

[CRUISECONTROL]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything
better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon.....





by the way, you got really nice house."

[CRUISECONTROL]

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the
escalators for over four hours.

[CRUISECONTROL]

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . . And when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here.

[CRUISECONTROL]

I can go for hours but I'm done for now

[PaRiS2005]

LMAO CC, I appreciate your efforts.

[CRUISECONTROL]

LMAO CC, I appreciate your efforts.

Your welcome

[ArkansasAlex]

I would have to say we have a lot of beautiful women on the board, but I haven't been around for a while so I cant say which is the hottest....

Alex

[dirtyvegas]

lets make it mandatory for the females to post pics in swim suits, only then can i make an accurate decission...

[Mizfit]

SUre.. right on that

lets make it mandatory for the females to post pics in swim suits, only then can i make an accurate decission...

[SMYL_GR8]

It looks like Mizfit's upping her game wih that new Av. I call for a recount!

[dirtyvegas]

SUre.. right on that

haha j/k but you know that already..

[Mizfit]

i just updated my pic.. i take new ones every few weeks

It looks like Mizfit's upping her game wih that new Av. I call for a recount!

[Mizfit]

I took out the supposib good parts.. the bottom is gone and then theres the pink box

[SMYL_GR8]

I took out the supposib good parts.. the bottom is gone and then theres the pink box

Seriously, what a tease! At least throw on a brazilian bottom and extend that a little. Although I do think the back can be very sexy, especially that little curve in the lower small of the back. . . . Grrrrrrrrr.

[dirtyvegas]

is that a tatt on you back, what is it..?

[Mizfit]

kay im gonna fix.. hold

Seriously, what a tease! At least throw on a brazilian bottom and extend that a little. Although I do think the back can be very sexy, especially that little curve in the lower small of the back. . . . Grrrrrrrrr.

[Mizfit]

fixed

[IronFreakX]

fixed

OUCH

is that a wall infront of you?.....

[Mizfit]

a little fruther away but yah

OUCH

is that a wall infront of you?.....

[dirtyvegas]

fixed

who cares..

[RA]

nice pic mizfit. cept for those pink parts.

[Mizfit]

I'm good with photoshop no?

nice pic mizfit. cept for those pink parts.

[oldandgrim]

I'm good with photoshop no?

I Am Better:

[RA]

I'm good with photoshop no?

Not bad...oh yeah good with the photoshop thing too.

[collar]

not bad would looked better without pink bits
haha

[Mizfit]

ur version is a bit blurry.. the big version i got on ym computer is not

I Am Better:

[CRUISECONTROL]

I'm good with photoshop no?

The new avatar looks hott, but you already knew that

[oldandgrim]

Mizfitt don’t be offended, but this one is much better

[Mizfit]

too bad dat's not what it looks like

Mizfitt don’t be offended, but this one is much better

[oldandgrim]

too bad dat's not what it looks like

Thats the best i can do with such a small pic to work with.
Save me the trouble and post the real one then

[Dally]

thank god ... cause that would be one helluva odd lookin breast you got there....



and btw...who exactly is takin these pics....cause we know you don't know how to use the timer properly....cman don't lie!...we know.

[oldandgrim]

This any better? my last try

[Mizfit]

10 second delay

timer babe

thank god ... cause that would be one helluva odd lookin breast you got there....



and btw...who exactly is takin these pics....cause we know you don't know how to use the timer properly....cman don't lie!...we know.

[Mizfit]

Hmm not even close... that would be so scary and if that's waht i looked like than im wasting some serious time in the gym

This any better? my last try

[CRUISECONTROL]

ass looks flabby

[Dally]

ass looks flabby

what ass?

[Mizfit]

u think more squats?

MY ASS AINT like that.

haha i will show the full picture to one person for confirmation

ass looks flabby

[CRUISECONTROL]

what ass?

The photoshopped one silly dally

[CRUISECONTROL]

u think more squats?

MY ASS AINT like that.

haha i will show the full picture to one person for confirmation

Nah lunges might work better

LOL anyone should know that aint what your ass looks like

I'm sure you could crush walnuts with your tight ass cheeks

[Mizfit]

haha yup:P

LOL anyone should know that aint what your ass looks like

I'm sure you could crush walnuts with your tight ass cheeks