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  1. 09-28-2005, 01:50 PM #1
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    You know Its 2005 when...........

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your family of 3.



    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is

    that they don't have e-mail addresses.



    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see

    if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of

    the screen.



    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have

    the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for

    panic and you turn around to go and get it.



    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

    coffee.



    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward

    this message.



    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

    on this list.



    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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  2. 09-28-2005, 01:52 PM #2
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    lol. yep.
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  3. 09-28-2005, 02:03 PM #3
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    lol lol
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  4. 09-28-2005, 02:05 PM #4
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    haha dammit..i went back and looked for #9 then started laughing and said dammit when i saw that
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  5. 09-28-2005, 02:06 PM #5
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    add doorbells are no longer in use, now it is necessary to call the persons cell phone to get them to come to the door...well thats what i do
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  6. 09-28-2005, 02:08 PM #6
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    bahahah... you got me fuker!!! lol
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  8. 09-28-2005, 02:44 PM #8
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    #9. d@mnit.

    i left my cell at home on my lunch. turned around to go get it too.
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  9. 09-28-2005, 02:47 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    #9. d@mnit.

    i left my cell at home on my lunch. turned around to go get it too.
    haha i know if i leave my phone somewhere i panic..i even forget i left it somewhere and will reach in my pocket to get it
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    i know my fiance is like that with the cell phone. i told her to just jbweld it to her ear. or have it surgically implanted. it would be a whole lot easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    i know my fiance is like that with the cell phone. i told her to just jbweld it to her ear. or have it surgically implanted. it would be a whole lot easier.
    yess yess perfect
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  13. 09-28-2005, 02:54 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    hahahaha
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
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  17. 09-28-2005, 04:29 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
    oh no you di-int

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  18. 09-28-2005, 04:32 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    oh no you di-int

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha HAhahahahahahahahahahahahaHA HA HA HA HA hahahahahahahahaha

    Hahahaha X 1million +1more than you
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Hahahaha X 1million +1more than you
    haha ^ oo +1 more than you at all times
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    haha ^ oo +1 more than you at all times
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    the easy way out!
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    hahah a BRAZILLION TIMES!!!
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    the easy way out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    hahah a BRAZILLION TIMES!!!
    wait wait..how many is that

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    its more than can be counted !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    its more than can be counted !!!
    Start counting and tell us how far you get
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    I was just talking about this w/ a patient. My niece doesn't believe me when I tell her that there was no internet and cell phones when I was a kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your family of 3.



    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is

    that they don't have e-mail addresses.



    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see

    if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of

    the screen.



    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have

    the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for

    panic and you turn around to go and get it.



    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

    coffee.



    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward

    this message.



    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

    on this list.



    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    16. You haven't brought a porn magazine/dvd/video since you got broadband!
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    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

    coffee.


    hahah thats me right there.........



    I love to get as many downloads going as I can before I go to work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schwarz
    16. You haven't brought a porn magazine/dvd/video since you got broadband!
    LMAO
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