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    Talking Another Bush Funny...

    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

    He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't
    know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have
    no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
    what I'm going to do. I've got a few of folks here who weren't quite as bad

    as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place I'll even
    let
    YOU decide who leaves."

    George thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door
    to the first! room. In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
    He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
    over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
    "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
    don't think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with
    a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
    hammer, time after time after time. No, I've got this problem with
    my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
    rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door.

    Through it, he saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied
    over his head, and his legs restrained. Kneeling over him was Monica
    Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George looked at this in shocked
    disbelief, and finally said, "OH Yeah, I can handle this. "The devil
    smiled and said . . . .! . . . . .

    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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    hahah, i know a diff version but ahhhahaha

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    Outstanding!

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    roflmao!!!!!!!

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    good one..
    whats the other version

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    good one

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

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    very good!!

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    giggle!

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    lol Funny Nice post!

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